Science Proves Frank West's Zombie Survival Strategy Correct

[UsefulPlayer 1]

Once again, I always knew I wanted to be a physicist.

 

[Lvl 64 Klutz]

Also a great strategy for avoiding those notorious S/NES-era NPC's

 

[meatloaf231]

Yet another example of how much science is the best thing that ever was.

 

[Ren3004]

Excuse me, I've got to open a gun shop/safehouse at my local mall.

 

[piez13]

Part of me likes to think that when the zombies start coming, it'll be the middle of winter.

Winter in Ottawa? Zombies all frozen. Could just stay home. Play Left 4 Dead.

 

[Amnestic]

Part of me likes to think that when the zombies start coming, it'll be the middle of winter.

Winter in Ottawa? Zombies all frozen. Could just stay home. Play Left 4 Dead.

I'm not sure if zombies can freeze...

On the other hand, I know they can't swim.

 

[Grayjack]

I don't trust this man. I would rather go to Antarctica, where Zombies would freeze before they even get to land.

 

[Wakefield]

You have fun going to the mall and dieing. I'll just stay over here where its safer.

 

[salamarian]

Why wouldn't you just go for, say, a well stocked tree house. zombies can't climb, no matter what lies left for dead says.

 

[Amnestic]

Why wouldn't you just go for, say, a well stocked tree house. zombies can't climb, no matter what lies left for dead says.

No, but they can pile on top of one another until there is a pile large enough to reach your tree house.

 

[piez13]

Part of me likes to think that when the zombies start coming, it'll be the middle of winter.

Winter in Ottawa? Zombies all frozen. Could just stay home. Play Left 4 Dead.

I'm not sure if zombies can freeze...

On the other hand, I know they can't swim.

No, no, they can freeze.

They can't swim, but they can keep walking underwater (provided the pressure doesn't destroy them), perhaps one day reaching land.

 

[Flying-Emu]

I still think my solution of hijacking a Super-C class ferry and weighing anchor in between Vancouver and Vancouver Island is a better strategy.

You're not alone. No real need for weapons then, unless zombies grow wings.

... TO SCRIBBLENAUTS

 

[shotgunbob]

Next study: Chainsaw or Riotgun in Dead Rising

 

[sethwood]

Well, now all they have to do is a study on Vampires. Seriously, what a waste of fucking money!!! They should use that money on curing cancer or finding Osama Bin Laden. Dumb fuckers.

 

[Awexsome]

Well you heard it folks: Science > Zombies.

Although Gordan Freeman already proved that a long time ago.

 

[0p3rati0n]

Fuck science! I say go to your nearest skyscraper and camp out there and snipe the decaying bastards. Assuming zombies won't figure out how to operate an elevator then your good. As long as you plant claymores in the stair well.

 

[thiosk]

It reminds me of the old joke, where the physicist solves a farmer's chicken problem... but it only works for spherical chickens in a vacuum. The physicist should have accounted for nonrandom zombie behaviors, specifically, their attraction to noises, lights, and movement. Thus, a random walker model does not accurately represent the behavior of a zombie.

Fuck science! I say go to your nearest skyscraper and camp out there and snipe the decaying bastards. Assuming zombies won't figure out how to operate an elevator then your good. As long as you plant claymores in the stair well.

Simply destroying staircases in some way is a better choice. Once that is done, skyscrapers are impenetrable fortresses. Unless enough of them show up that they manage to clamber up eachother to get into the second or third floor...

 

[Spitfire175]

In case of a zombie apocalypse, the current generations would know exaclty how to deal with it. In theory.