Screw the <blank>, I have <blank>!

[Canadamus Prime]

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs021.snc6/165177_155924261123699_100001183776592_261457_7588662_n.jpg

Those are made by me too. Theyre on my facebook page.

Somehow I don't think money will help you against a horde of gremlins.

 

[knight56]

Screw gravity I have a cannon.

 

[Eomega123]

Screw the sun I have Minecraft.

 

[SimuLord]

Screw the schedule, I have a bus to catch!

(accounting teacher let me out after 15 minutes of a 75-minute class because I finished all the in-class exercises and clearly didn't need to stick around to have her explain them.)

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Screw the rabble, I have a top hat and monocle!
(I blame Corkeydog and Garoose with their fancy avatars...and someone else, whose avatar is a fancy Krogan)

Screw blasters, I have The Force.

Screw you, I have money!

 

[karatekid19]

Screw the enemies, I have Ramirez. He'll do everything

 

[Psycho Cat Industries]

As thought by many a world leader
"Screw the economy I have power"

 

[La Barata]

Screw the students, I have tenure!

 

[Srs bzns]

Screw the Laws of Gravity, I have magnets!

 

[Nouw]

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs021.snc6/165177_155924261123699_100001183776592_261457_7588662_n.jpg

Those are made by me too. Theyre on my facebook page.

Somehow I don't think money will help you against a horde of gremlins.

Money can buy you an Elite Bodyguard. Perhaps putting faith in the Emperor?

"My face is my shield"

Screw Chaos, I have the Emperor!

Well anything works in the stead of Chaos of course.

 

[AlkalineGamer]

Screw college, I have Google.

Screw the world, I have pancake mix!!

 

[ConnorTheRed]

Screw the women, I have condoms!


(Oh come on...Not one of you thought this?)

HA! Well played!
Screw normal weather patterns, I'm from Australia!

 

[Palademon]

Screw your commisar hat, I have a fedora!

 

[blankedboy]

Screw the Vagineer, I have Painis Cupcake.
lol tf2 fads

Screw the enemies, I have Ramirez. He'll do everything

RAMIREZ!
Destroy that Combine helicopter with a phone battery!

 

[Mr.Numbers]

Screw America, I have everywhere else on Earth

Screw cooking for myself I have money (LOL JOKES I love cooking )

Screw Twilight I have a life

 

[Safaia]

Screw masturbation I have you. /terrible joke

 

[Sprinal]

Screw the rules I have money!!

THat works

 

[Saint of M]

Screw knights, I have Hydras

 

[LightspeedJack]

Screw my life, I have video games!

Screw the world, I have pancake mix!!

YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX.