Sea Kittens?

[Excelcior]

I think we'd better hide PETA from the aliens. If I were to fly to some distant planet, and saw this kind of pure, raw stupidity, I'd blow up the planet...
No, wait, the galaxy...

Seriously, how do they come up with these things? What's next, calling rats 'bald-tailed mice', because 'rat' sounds so negative? Calling sparrows 'mini-hawks', because sparrow makes you think of an unwashed pirate? While we're at it, lets call dogs 'furry pals', because we wouldn't want anyone to think about doggy-style, now would we?

 

[Incompl te]

suprised no catfish jokes have come up...well i ruined that idea

 

[Art Axiv]

I love this thread. Pure *fapfap* awesome.

Thank God Google saved my ignorant ass again. For others unaware:
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Sea_Kittens

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

I think we'd better hide PETA from the aliens. If I were to fly to some distant planet, and saw this kind of pure, raw stupidity, I'd blow up the planet...
No, wait, the galaxy...

Seriously, how do they come up with these things? What's next, calling rats 'bald-tailed mice', because 'rat' sounds so negative? Calling sparrows 'mini-hawks', because sparrow makes you think of an unwashed pirate? While we're at it, lets call dogs 'furry pals', because we wouldn't want anyone to think about doggy-style, now would we?

"Oh yeah bra...We totally did it furry-pal style last night"

 

[zombiez]

I love this thread. Pure *fapfap* awesome.

Thank God Google saved my ignorant ass again. For others unaware:
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Sea_Kittens

OR there is that neat little link in the original post linking you directly to the PETA website...

 

[Puppeteer Putin]

Thought that was particularly relevant to the thread.

 

[Hookman]

Its strange that they act like all fish are cute little chibi creatures. Yes,because we all know there are no threatening or scary fish at all!
http://www.bountyfishing.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/fangtooth-fish1.jpg
http://www.splattermail.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/big-old-scary-fish.JPG
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/joserouse/lumpfish1.jpg
http://www.oceana.org/fileadmin/oceana/images/Action_Center/eCards/Images/eCard_BLOBfish.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/joserouse/freaky_fanged_fish_utah.jpg

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

Blobfish...is win

 

[vede]

Wait, their site says people don't like fish because they're slimy and slithery and tend to bite/devour, but these "sea kitten" creatures are pleasant animals that tend their gardens and hope they don't get killed so their gardens can stay in shape...

Do people seriously buy this shit?

Also, Mr. Putin...

Which is the sea kitten and which isn't?

 

[speedcoreXdandy]

It's quite a funny idea but I'd prefer them to be called Sea Puppies, that was fishing would have to be renamed dogging.

 

[Hookman]

It's quite a funny idea but I'd prefer them to be called Sea Puppies, that was fishing would have to be renamed dogging.

You are a genius! Also,that is the best avatar ever.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Ummm...the verb "fishing" is derived from the noun "fish". Therefore rendering their point useless, as then the act would be called Sea Kittening... Which doesn't have the same ring as fishing...

 

[Piemaster]

I really doubt that fishing causes fish to go 'mad with grief'.

 

[Dommyboy]

Blobfish is still better though. It belongs in the sea anyway so people wont see it's beautiful aura.

 

[DrummerM]

Blobfish reminds me of Mr. Saturn.

 

[KarumaK]

People can't really think this is a good idea, no one can be that stupid...right?

 

[Combined]

I'm going to go fishing (Or sea kittening) now.

I don't care that it's cold outside, that there's snow and the lakes are frozen. I'm going to go kittening, just because I hate PeTA so much.

 

[Hookman]

People can't really think this is a good idea, no one can be that stupid...right?

You have obviously never talked to a member of Peta. Whats wierd is that so many people like Peta! They kill hundreds of dogs and cats every year!

 

[Puppeteer Putin]

Wait, their site says people don't like fish because they're slimy and slithery and tend to bite/devour, but these "sea kitten" creatures are pleasant animals that tend their gardens and hope they don't get killed so their gardens can stay in shape...

Do people seriously buy this shit?

Also, Mr. Putin...

Which is the sea kitten and which isn't?

I could reply saying "That was the joke" but I only just realized the connection after your post.

 

[Fire Daemon]

Better not tell the cast of Cats this, they'll be really pissed off.

Has anyone read tose god awful fish bedtime stories on the website. The second page... with Tara the tuna... looking forward to the end... WHAT THE FUCK!?! Suicidal Sea kittens. That shit is pretty messed up.

And the Sea Kitten who tries to kill other kitten by baking them in a pie of sorts... Genocidal Sea Kittens!

You know, I'm starting to not like these Sea kittens. They sound like a pretty messed up bunch of cats.