Sean "Vile Rat" Smith is a CIA operative; Glenn Beck is still a moron.

[kjh242]

As many of you know, recently a U.S. diplomat by the name of Sean Smith and three others were killed during an attack on the consulate in Libya.

As slightly fewer of you know, shortly before his death he posted on his EVE Online alliance's Jabber.

Get your tinfoil hats ready, because according to Glenn "too crazy for Fox" Beck, this, along with a list of other BS, makes him and (by extension) the entirety of SomethingAwful's Goonswarm Federation CIA.

http://themittani.com/media/glenn-beck-goonswarm-cia-front <- see this for the audio

sorry if the wording is a little weird, or if this is in the wrong forum, or whatever, but Mr. Beck scrambled my brains a little bit because I forgot my tinfoil hat.

 

[Aris Khandr]

The fact that we have members of SomethingAwful in diplomatic positions really ought to be scary enough on its own.

 

[repeating integers]

The fact that we have members of SomethingAwful in diplomatic positions really ought to be scary enough on its own.

Bit insensitive really, considering the SomethingAwful diplomat in question is now dead.

OT: Glenn Beck is a complete idiot. I mean, look at this [http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=82897]. In matters like this, I'd advise ignoring the twerp.

 

[GrimTuesday]

You're actually wrong. Sean Smith wasn't the diplomat, he was a foreign service information management officer. The diplomat was Chris Stevens.

That said, Beck needs to shut his fucking mouth. The fact that he is sitting there talking about how these guys were CIA agents, and that sort of shit is the most disrespectful things I've ever heard.

 

[SeaCalMaster]

I don't know why you find it worth the time and energy to care about something that Glenn Beck has said. Those of us who are familiar with Mr. Beck are aware that he needs to be institutionalized. Seriously.

 

[dumbseizure]

Let me just say that I am Australian, and as such haven't heard about much of the news around this Sean Smith, but I do give his family and friends my condolences.

In saying that, I am almost 100% sure Glenn Beck has no shame. He is possibly the most annoying person I have heard on television. His crazy theories make me want to go round to his house and punch his silly little tin foil hat wearing head in.

I guess what I am saying is, he is silly and should not be taken seriously, ever.

 

[WinkyTheGreat]

I have never seen what Glenn Beck looks like, but I still want to punch him in the face.

He's a smug looking individual, that's for sure.

Spoiler: Don't punch your computer screen

OT: Glen Beck is now, and has always been, a dirtbag. He doesn't need proof of anything he says. What worries me are the people that listen to him like he's the second coming...

 

[Muspelheim]

Now, I've never been a fan of the CIA personally (bloodsucking torturing butcherers withou... *Inhalor* never mind), but I'm also not prepared to see anything that comes out of Glenn Beck's cigarport as fact.

Glenn Beck is an absolute swine, and honestly, what does it matter which games that guy played on his own time? It's still a tragedy, and dredging this sorry excuse for a half-baked scandal up doesn't contribute with anything for anyone.

Thank the Emperor that you can shut him off...

 

[DugMachine]

Why anyone listens to Glenn Beck is beyond me. Guy might as well be made of fucking tinfoil

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

Ehhh... This thread gave me another excuse to watch this video again:


This disarms all my concerns about this idiot.

OT: Good Lord this guy's crazy. What else can I say?

 

[Imthatguy]

In other news today water is wet.

 

[Darks63]

I swear Fox found Glen Beck inside a insane asylum ranting about leftist conspiracies and thought he would be a great commentator and gave him a job.

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

I have never seen what Glenn Beck looks like, but I still want to punch him in the face.

His voice is quite possibly the most grating, condescending thing I've ever heard. I couldn't even concentrate on what he was talking about, although it sounded stupid.

This will make you want to punch him so much more, and plus, it's hilarious.

(Glenn beck is a crazy idiot, if you couldn't tell. Yes, like the OP suggested, even too crazy for fucking fox news.)

 

[Tiger Sora]

Well I'll only say this. If only by a small margin. This Beck guy is better than Rush Limbaugh.

 

[THE_JOKE_KING33]

Ehhh... This thread gave me another excuse to watch this video again:


This disarms all my concerns about this idiot.

OT: Good Lord this guy's crazy. What else can I say?

I laughed so hard when I saw this on his show. Thanks for posting it.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

The fact that we have members of SomethingAwful in diplomatic positions really ought to be scary enough on its own.

Bit insensitive really, considering the SomethingAwful diplomat in question is now dead.

OT: Glenn Beck is a complete idiot. I mean, look at this [http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=82897]. In matters like this, I'd advise ignoring the twerp.

I... what is this sh-no. Just no. People do not say things this dumb. Nu-uh, no, no. FFFFFFUCK. NO! ABORT, ABORT! THE RETARD READINGS ARE AT LETHAL LEVELS!

(I'm talking about Beck btw, not you)

 

[StashAugustine]

I agree with a lot of his positions, but I still think Beck is a complete idiot. The only good thing I can say is that he seems like he actually believes some of what he says rather than just playing for the cameras.