Sean "Vile Rat" Smith is a CIA operative; Glenn Beck is still a moron.

[pffh]

As many of you know, recently a U.S. diplomat by the name of Sean Smith and three others were killed during an attack on the consulate in Libya.

As slightly fewer of you know, shortly before his death he posted on his EVE Online alliance's Jabber.

Get your tinfoil hats ready, because according to Glenn "too crazy for Fox" Beck, this, along with a list of other BS, makes him and (by extension) the entirety of SomethingAwful's Goonswarm Federation CIA.

http://themittani.com/media/glenn-beck-goonswarm-cia-front <- see this for the audio

sorry if the wording is a little weird, or if this is in the wrong forum, or whatever, but Mr. Beck scrambled my brains a little bit because I forgot my tinfoil hat.

Unfortunately I have to go cause of my gf... but I listened to about half of it and...

I don't get the problem? Glen Beck's just saying he's probably CIA... wtf's wrong with that? Did he say something worse towards the end?

i'm not defending him, I just... can someone tell me so I have a quicker answer than listening to another 3 minutes, ahhaha. As far as I heard, there was nothing "wrong".

Yes around the 4:20 mark he says that Goonswarm, the largest and most dickish alliance in Eve online, is a front for the CIA.

 

[piinyouri]

Almost forgetting Glen Beck exists is one upside to not having TV.

 

[repeating integers]

The fact that we have members of SomethingAwful in diplomatic positions really ought to be scary enough on its own.

Bit insensitive really, considering the SomethingAwful diplomat in question is now dead.

OT: Glenn Beck is a complete idiot. I mean, look at this [http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=82897]. In matters like this, I'd advise ignoring the twerp.

I... what is this sh-no. Just no. People do not say things this dumb. Nu-uh, no, no. FFFFFFUCK. NO! ABORT, ABORT! THE RETARD READINGS ARE AT LETHAL LEVELS!

(I'm talking about Beck btw, not you)

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Yeah, Glenn Beck is a fun man to mock.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

The fact that we have members of SomethingAwful in diplomatic positions really ought to be scary enough on its own.

Bit insensitive really, considering the SomethingAwful diplomat in question is now dead.

OT: Glenn Beck is a complete idiot. I mean, look at this [http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=82897]. In matters like this, I'd advise ignoring the twerp.

I... what is this sh-no. Just no. People do not say things this dumb. Nu-uh, no, no. FFFFFFUCK. NO! ABORT, ABORT! THE RETARD READINGS ARE AT LETHAL LEVELS!

(I'm talking about Beck btw, not you)

Don't [http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=80311] worry [http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=75807], there's [http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=73176] always [http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=84214] more! [http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=70072]

Yeah, Glenn Beck is a fun man to mock.

Oh God. My body was not ready.