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[WrongSprite]

Here's a bit of fun, search your first name on (http://www.urbandictionary.com) and give us your favourite definition.

Mine has only one...

"Dafydd
The only gay in the village
I'm Dafydd, the only gay in the village!"

...how flattering.

 

[CloggedDonkey]

Avery:

An extremly hot sexy and gorgeous female. wonderful at everything she does
Boy:god u are such an avery! I can't stop starin'! Girl:I know

avery means amazing, talented in every way , able to sucseed, will go far in life, loves and cares for that one special person, very good at basketball
"dang, did you see that avery?"

"yeahh shes amazing and talented in avery way!"

An incredibly beautiful girl
Boy 1ang that girl is beautiful!

Boy 2 :Yeah her name is Avery

Here's the thing, I'M A GUY! I don't get it, I was named after Tex Avery, the American cartoonist, not someone far hotter then me.

 

[Code Monkey]

Connor:


An ultimate word that can be used to replace any word in a sentence or phrase.
I gotta take a connor. Holy connor! Son of a connor. Your mom cooks connor meals. Your a connor lover. Fuck this and may connor have mercy on your soul.

 

[Captainguy42]

Marcos
Be warned some of this is at tad gratuitous...

1. the hotest guy you will ever meet u cant find anybody cooler than marcos
wow did u see him he is such a marcos i want him so bad!

2. A Hawt Ass Mexican
Look at that Marcos, Day-um.

3. Da best damn guy you will ever want to felaish, as in suck his cock. He is hung like a bull and can blast semen up to 5 miles in length. You will want to fuck him upon seeing his sexy body.
" Holy Shit did you see Marcos his semen hit that cheerleader in the face"

4.Gay ass hole who takes it up the ass hole, ******, homosexual, likes rough butt sex.
Look at that marcos, i would never wanna be a marcos in my life.

5.The extended americanized version of Marco because Marcos is not a beaner; a name.
Marcos never jumped out of the Rio Grande.

 

[Shapsters]

Jeremy

1. A named based on the biblical name Jeremiah. Used as a name for children who are blessed with a large brain and/or penis. Also used as a replacement for "perfect".
We had a child and it had a very large penis so we named it Jeremy.

2. A guy who is smart and has a big penis
Dang, I wish I was like that Jeremy over there.

3. A type of bra strap.
my chest is held up by Jeremy

Hm... *scratches chin* Ladies?

 

[Gigaguy64]

Scott
Don't get jealous now.
Ya hear?
Just a few of the definitions.
1)An incredibly cool person.
That is guy is such a Scott!

2)a male friend who is extremely intelligent, funny, kind, and always there for you. They usually plan to do something to better the world like going in to the Marines or Army. Liked by a lot of people and usually very attractive

3)See: Jesus Christ
Chuck Norris

"Oh my god it's Scott!"

4)Possibly, and most likely the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is passionate, caring, funny, thoughtful, extremely handsome, and overly energetic! Most Scotts are always horny, but do not think with their overly huge wangs. If you find a Scott, Keep him, forever, and ever.
person1: I'm totally dating a Scott!

Person 2: OMG!? Really, you are by far one of the luckiest people on earth! Im so jealous of you!

I feel really good about myself now.

 

[CloggedDonkey]

I just realized we're all getting the same four or five answers, they just change the genders now and again and a few of the attributes. Odd.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

MWAHAHA! I LOOOOOVE THE THINGS ABOTU ME!!!

1. David: A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.

2. David: a very hot guy usually nice and very funny

3. David: A person who is hecka cool or awesome. Everyone else is nothing compared to a David.

 

[subject_87]

Riley:

1. verb/noun; to riley someone is to give them the best lay of their life. to "get a riley" is to be on the receiving end of such a phenomenal sexual act.

2. absolutely and ridiculously perfect.

3. The unattainable.

4. kool person

5. an aerodynamic being

6. The sweetest person i have ever met. He makes me smile, laugh, and sometimes makes me crazy its all rad. I love him so much!

7. Sometimes hott sometimes not he drives me crazy! But i love him anyway even if he duz confuse me at times.

As an aside, I suspect that the last two were vandalism.

 

[Stone Wera]

A wieght measurement, absolutely, or a piece of crack.

 

[Captain Pirate]

Tom:
Has extreme likeness to a Matt. A Sexy Best. 'Toms' Are known to be genius' and to be extremely skilled and gifted in the field of literature. Commonly seen without a shirt due to their exemplary physique. Toms also are known to have great moral values and being very sensitive to a womans needs.

Girl 1: *Cries*
Girl 2: What's wrong?!
Girl 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me
Girl 2: I can't believe it. He just seemed so... so...
Girl 1: So Tom? Yeah, I know.

.... Well, Wahey!

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

Edward:

Well, There's a lot about Edward Cullen..........(sigh)

 

[Kud]

Ash
That gay ass prick from pokemon.
Yeah, i got a pokemon!
(Pikachu does the peace sign)

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Jeremy:
A named based on the biblical name Jeremiah. Used as a name for children who are blessed with a large brain and/or penis. Also used as a replacement for "perfect".
We had a child and it had a very large penis so we named it Jeremy.

I now appreciate the name my parents endowed me with.

 

[Robert632]

Robert
a rare kind of clown porn available only in Gaelic. now illegal in 129 countries (including Russia), it is the most dangerous porn to shoot on account of Interpol constantly cracking down on the underground rings.
"Oh my God, did you hear about that Robert bust the other night?"
"Yeah man, that was some fucked-up shit."

CLown porn. really?

 

[roleplayguy]

First Name: So far so good.

Zachary
1)The most incredible guy in the world 2)Someone who will always be the arms to hold me 3)Someone who keeps his word 4)Someone who is very confident in himself but not arrogant 5)A man of integrity and respect 6)The one person who will always make me feel beautiful 7)The one who I will never get bored of talking to 8)Someone who puts his all into everything he does 9)My Best Friend in the whole world 10) THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!!

Last Name: Not so much
Whalen
1.When a man poops onto a frozen dinner, microwaves it, and serves it to himself and another man.
someone who only does something if they will benefit from it. Someone who is so two-faced that you might even call them Tommy Lee Jones.
buy whalen mugs, tshirts and magnetsThe art of seducing those who are associated with the phrase "more cushion for the pushin".

Potential Whalers can be seen pacing the perimeters of Lane Bryant or any all you can eat buffet. Often frequents ice cream locations to find potential mates.

Symptoms include: fucking fat chicks, marking his territory in a canine fashion, desperation to end the drought, obsession with Queen Latifah.

 

[Jaywebbs]

Several definitions that basically regard me to having an enormous man hood and being a ladies man, however one of those isn't true.

 

[Shanaar]

Frederick

Defined as peaceful ruler a King. Considered to be a positive (extrovert) strong minded, athletic and creative person. Ambitious entrepreneur obsessed with what he puts his mind into a real perfectionist. Stands out in a crowd attractive with a great sense of humor and personality. Regarded as Loyal to family, friends, companions and associates. Romantically passionate and is an exceptional lover.

Frederick just what you needed.

Holy crp, I am good.

 

[The Hairminator]

Martin:
A guy who acts shy but actually has a big penis
...

Damn! Why did you have to have the same name as me?!

Fine, I'll take a different entry:

[HEADING=2]Martin[/HEADING]
A boy who often fails to see how great he is. Martins are wonderful, nice, caring guys, who need to have more confidence in how great they are!
Girl #1: Oh look, there goes Martin.
Girl #2: Man, I like him a lot, but I don't think he even realizes it because he's such a martin!

 

[Nivag the Owl]

Gavin

To be omnipresent, omnipotent and revered, a true magician and miracle performer perfect in every way, often used by Gods and adepts to indicate a show off. In more mortal circles indicates a true divine purity that could never be attained, Gavin is the light so sought within each of the worlds religions. Ultimatley it is the purpose of all Gods and mortal beings to become Gavin.