Secret gaming confessions
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I met a good friend on Furcadia.
The only time I can play WoW is when I'm stoned. If circumstances are correct, it's neverending amusement.
The first-person view gives me vertigo. After a little while I have to stop or I get really nauseous. I had to lay down a bunch while playing Portal, and Morrowind actually made me throw up. My ideal camera position is third person, just over the right shoulder. I'm a wimp.
I receive a retarded amount of entertainment from the Harvest Moon games.
The only time I can play WoW is when I'm stoned. If circumstances are correct, it's neverending amusement.
The first-person view gives me vertigo. After a little while I have to stop or I get really nauseous. I had to lay down a bunch while playing Portal, and Morrowind actually made me throw up. My ideal camera position is third person, just over the right shoulder. I'm a wimp.
I receive a retarded amount of entertainment from the Harvest Moon games.
I have yet to play any steam , valve or half life game and don't really feel like trying.
I actually liked to play F.E.A.R
My Main and only gaming computer is a Dell XPS M1530 laptop
My Girlfriend (a real girl with boobs i might add!) embraces my gaming and actually joins me in online games of Halo and F.E.A.R
I actually liked to play F.E.A.R
My Main and only gaming computer is a Dell XPS M1530 laptop
My Girlfriend (a real girl with boobs i might add!) embraces my gaming and actually joins me in online games of Halo and F.E.A.R
I have yet to play any steam , valve or half life game and don't really feel like trying.
I actually liked to play F.E.A.R
My Main and only gaming computer is a Dell XPS M1530 laptop
My Girlfriend (a real girl with boobs i might add!) embraces my gaming and actually joins me in online games of Halo and F.E.A.R
I actually liked to play F.E.A.R
My Main and only gaming computer is a Dell XPS M1530 laptop
My Girlfriend (a real girl with boobs i might add!) embraces my gaming and actually joins me in online games of Halo and F.E.A.R
Here's another batch... man this feels good for reasons i can't explain.
I played Budokai 3 religiously with my college roommates who could only otherwise be described as "gangsta"
I've never played a half-life game
I still love silent hill 2 because the town is laid out just like my home town (not kidding, almost exact replica) and because of that it scared the piss out of me. (didn't help that when i played till morning and went for a walk after saving/quitting the town was blanketed in fog)
I played Budokai 3 religiously with my college roommates who could only otherwise be described as "gangsta"
I've never played a half-life game
I still love silent hill 2 because the town is laid out just like my home town (not kidding, almost exact replica) and because of that it scared the piss out of me. (didn't help that when i played till morning and went for a walk after saving/quitting the town was blanketed in fog)
I have yet to complete a Half Life game.
I have played through a barbie game.
I actually enjoy playing Pokemon on emulators.
I have never beaten Mike Tyson in Punch Out.
I have beaten Jade Empire in under 8 hours.
I actually enjoyed playing through Leasure Suit Larry: Magma Cum Laude so much i played through it 6 times, eventually i got the game done in 1 sitting. (although i dont think its as good as the classic 1-7 games)
I still use the bed sheet and pillow sheet with South Park motives i bought when i was 10 and bought South Park Rally for the N64.
I have cried to the soundtrack of Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time from pure nostalgia
I know every single quest level 1-60 for both Alliance and Horde in World of Warcraft.
Back when i was 15, i played Stepmania so much that i could beat most of the songs at dubble speed with 1.5 ratio on the arrows, and when i closed my eyes i could replay the song i played the most, cause i knew the arrows and the song so damn well, i used to "play" it on the desk in school, which is when i realised i had to stop playing the game.
I have played through a barbie game.
I actually enjoy playing Pokemon on emulators.
I have never beaten Mike Tyson in Punch Out.
I have beaten Jade Empire in under 8 hours.
I actually enjoyed playing through Leasure Suit Larry: Magma Cum Laude so much i played through it 6 times, eventually i got the game done in 1 sitting. (although i dont think its as good as the classic 1-7 games)
I still use the bed sheet and pillow sheet with South Park motives i bought when i was 10 and bought South Park Rally for the N64.
I have cried to the soundtrack of Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time from pure nostalgia
I know every single quest level 1-60 for both Alliance and Horde in World of Warcraft.
Back when i was 15, i played Stepmania so much that i could beat most of the songs at dubble speed with 1.5 ratio on the arrows, and when i closed my eyes i could replay the song i played the most, cause i knew the arrows and the song so damn well, i used to "play" it on the desk in school, which is when i realised i had to stop playing the game.
1) I have read almost all of this thread.
2) I signed up merely to reply.
3) Not only am i going for the largest amount of confessions, most of them will be repeats, no matter how true they are.
4) I played runescape for years, and payed for members.
5) I made real life friends over runescape.
6) I lost real life friends because of runescape.
7) I considered buying runescape gold for real money.
8) I thought deeply about runescape in my spare time, and posted regularly on the forums.
9) I became the leader of a runescape clan. It was my life.
10) I neither love nor hate final fantasy. The story is engaging but drawn out and predictable, graphics and sound mediocre, gameplay is fun but reptetitive. I played 6 and 7, and preferred 6. Nearly finished 7, didnt finish though because i died unexpectedly and couldnt be bothered to replay 20 minutes again.
11)I despise Zelda. I refuse to play as link in super smash brothers, out of principle.
12) Speaking of super smash brothers, i suck at that game. I now only ever play as Jigglypuff, because it is the only character i am mildly competent with, no matter how much i practised with others.
13) Speaking of sucking at games, i really do suck. The only games i have finished are easy, short games like suikoden, harry potter, tekken 3, halo 2 (on easy of course) etc and have never gotten a 100% complete in my entire life. I can kick ass at tekken 3 sometimes though.
14) I cannot take games seriously. This may come from the whole "being shit" thing, but no matter how much i play, i manage to find myself laughing my arse off when everybody else is crying their eyes out.
15) I want a wii.
16) Im a cheap bastard, i cant recall the last time i bought a new game, and i only have an xbox and a ps1 as my main gaming consoles.
17) I have shitloads of xbox games with good reviews that i always have thought were shit because i got bored at one particular point and never bothered to play again(dues ex, psychonauts etc).
18) I sold my copy of final fantasy 6, fear factor/effect (cant remember title), and many other classics for a couple of £ to gamestation when i was younger, in order to buy their shitty overpriced rubbish, only to sell these back to the shop for different rubbish, slowly losing games each time.
19) I place huge emphasis on buying games that support single xbox multiplayer capability, ideas of co-operative play with family and friends running through my head, only to be fooled by games that only allow boring deathmatches between 2-people with no bots on huge maps so you spend the entire game walking round.
20) shallow hack n' slash/ run n' gun > fun racing games (CTR) > party games > JRPGs > RTS > western RPGs > puzzle games > survival horror > serious racing games > sports games
21) The only resident evil i ever played was the first one, and i hated it with all my being. Never played another again. And i actually enjoyed the movies.
22) Crash bandicoot sucks. Too freaking hard.
23) Sonic is cool.
24) The only MGS i ever played was the first one, and it was a huge dissapointment. The best part for me was hiding in a box and running around. Never played another since.
25) The moment i start actually scoring goals at a sports game is the point where i realise im wasting my time.
26) I could superjump, doubleshot, BXR well, knew the maps and weapons like the back of my hand, practised everyday and visited forums regularly yet i still sucked at halo.
27) I have no interest in next-gen graphics, and i cant stand games like fable, the only one i have completed is jade empire and there is no replay value whatsoever, bad for such a ridiculously short game.
28) I cant remember the last time i played a PC game.
29) I bought the matrix games.
30) I enjoyed them.
31) Over 80% of the profiles i make on my games, or character names, consist of the word poo.
32) On final fantasy 7, i called cloud my last name, aeris sex buddy, tifa whore, barret pooface, XIII WTF, cait sith fatty, vincent pedophile, cid old guy and yuffie CHEESE.
33) The above actually makes me laugh. My humour knows no bounds.
34) When the nerd test asked me whether i would rather live without internet or sex, i thought about it for at least 20 minutes.
35) I like halo 2, but not halo 1. And i can barely tell the difference between 2 and 3.
36) You know the beginning of red/blue you're in a house? And to get out you gotta step in a little mat in front of the door and press down? It took me months to work that out.
37) I still play pokemon every couple of months.
38) My favourite games at the moment are kung fu chaos and super monkey ball deluxe.
39) I brought some games and controllers into school to play tekken 3 when i should be revising.
40) I still got straight As at AS level, due to a lack of social life.
41) I spend lots of free time reading reviews for video games ive already bought, merely to gain perspective for future games that i buy on impulse anyway.
42) I got beaten by an 8 year old who had never played before in the final of a tekken tag tournament when i was 12, and i had played tekken 3 regularly beforehand. And yes, i was trying my best.
43) I owned half-life (cant remember which one) and never played it for more than half an hour.
44) I spent more time playing sims than any other pc game.
45) I have a programmable xbox controller that had a problem where the L button was set to like 4 other buttons. I dunno how these things work, so i decided to press the macro button and mash buttons. Now the controller does nothing. If somebody could help with this actually, its a gameware controller thats like a normal S controller except with green rubber grips and a macro and turbo button to the bottom right of the D-pad. Thanks =).
46) I do not consider this to be the biggest waste of time ever.
47) Im not a perfectionist in games in that i collect everything, but a perfectionist in that i appear to have some sort of a fetish for round numbers. I have been known to hurt myself or buy stuff to reduce my health and money to a number like 100. Then i would throw away the stuff i bought because it ruined the look of my colour-coded inventory. I recall giving small amounts of money away so that instead of 100005K i had 100000K. It is my affinity for round numbers that has forced me to do 50 of these wastes of time.
48) I consider the best part of RPGs to be the cutomisation at the beginning. The amount of times i created a character in morrowind is approaching about 20, yet i have not got past the first part of the game. I do attribute this partly to the fact i find the game boring as hell, and the game freezes 50% of the time i try to save.
49) I play games often, am pale with lack of sunlight, enjoy school, have read the entirity of bash.org, post on forums, yet i still deep down think i am not a nerd (due to my lack of knowledge about the way computers work, and i like reading books that arent LOTR).
50) I take geek tests to confirm the idea that im not a nerd, yet i spend my time writing 50 gaming confessions on a gaming forum. The worst part is, i can think of loads more.
2) I signed up merely to reply.
3) Not only am i going for the largest amount of confessions, most of them will be repeats, no matter how true they are.
4) I played runescape for years, and payed for members.
5) I made real life friends over runescape.
6) I lost real life friends because of runescape.
7) I considered buying runescape gold for real money.
8) I thought deeply about runescape in my spare time, and posted regularly on the forums.
9) I became the leader of a runescape clan. It was my life.
10) I neither love nor hate final fantasy. The story is engaging but drawn out and predictable, graphics and sound mediocre, gameplay is fun but reptetitive. I played 6 and 7, and preferred 6. Nearly finished 7, didnt finish though because i died unexpectedly and couldnt be bothered to replay 20 minutes again.
11)I despise Zelda. I refuse to play as link in super smash brothers, out of principle.
12) Speaking of super smash brothers, i suck at that game. I now only ever play as Jigglypuff, because it is the only character i am mildly competent with, no matter how much i practised with others.
13) Speaking of sucking at games, i really do suck. The only games i have finished are easy, short games like suikoden, harry potter, tekken 3, halo 2 (on easy of course) etc and have never gotten a 100% complete in my entire life. I can kick ass at tekken 3 sometimes though.
14) I cannot take games seriously. This may come from the whole "being shit" thing, but no matter how much i play, i manage to find myself laughing my arse off when everybody else is crying their eyes out.
15) I want a wii.
16) Im a cheap bastard, i cant recall the last time i bought a new game, and i only have an xbox and a ps1 as my main gaming consoles.
17) I have shitloads of xbox games with good reviews that i always have thought were shit because i got bored at one particular point and never bothered to play again(dues ex, psychonauts etc).
18) I sold my copy of final fantasy 6, fear factor/effect (cant remember title), and many other classics for a couple of £ to gamestation when i was younger, in order to buy their shitty overpriced rubbish, only to sell these back to the shop for different rubbish, slowly losing games each time.
19) I place huge emphasis on buying games that support single xbox multiplayer capability, ideas of co-operative play with family and friends running through my head, only to be fooled by games that only allow boring deathmatches between 2-people with no bots on huge maps so you spend the entire game walking round.
20) shallow hack n' slash/ run n' gun > fun racing games (CTR) > party games > JRPGs > RTS > western RPGs > puzzle games > survival horror > serious racing games > sports games
21) The only resident evil i ever played was the first one, and i hated it with all my being. Never played another again. And i actually enjoyed the movies.
22) Crash bandicoot sucks. Too freaking hard.
23) Sonic is cool.
24) The only MGS i ever played was the first one, and it was a huge dissapointment. The best part for me was hiding in a box and running around. Never played another since.
25) The moment i start actually scoring goals at a sports game is the point where i realise im wasting my time.
26) I could superjump, doubleshot, BXR well, knew the maps and weapons like the back of my hand, practised everyday and visited forums regularly yet i still sucked at halo.
27) I have no interest in next-gen graphics, and i cant stand games like fable, the only one i have completed is jade empire and there is no replay value whatsoever, bad for such a ridiculously short game.
28) I cant remember the last time i played a PC game.
29) I bought the matrix games.
30) I enjoyed them.
31) Over 80% of the profiles i make on my games, or character names, consist of the word poo.
32) On final fantasy 7, i called cloud my last name, aeris sex buddy, tifa whore, barret pooface, XIII WTF, cait sith fatty, vincent pedophile, cid old guy and yuffie CHEESE.
33) The above actually makes me laugh. My humour knows no bounds.
34) When the nerd test asked me whether i would rather live without internet or sex, i thought about it for at least 20 minutes.
35) I like halo 2, but not halo 1. And i can barely tell the difference between 2 and 3.
36) You know the beginning of red/blue you're in a house? And to get out you gotta step in a little mat in front of the door and press down? It took me months to work that out.
37) I still play pokemon every couple of months.
38) My favourite games at the moment are kung fu chaos and super monkey ball deluxe.
39) I brought some games and controllers into school to play tekken 3 when i should be revising.
40) I still got straight As at AS level, due to a lack of social life.
41) I spend lots of free time reading reviews for video games ive already bought, merely to gain perspective for future games that i buy on impulse anyway.
42) I got beaten by an 8 year old who had never played before in the final of a tekken tag tournament when i was 12, and i had played tekken 3 regularly beforehand. And yes, i was trying my best.
43) I owned half-life (cant remember which one) and never played it for more than half an hour.
44) I spent more time playing sims than any other pc game.
45) I have a programmable xbox controller that had a problem where the L button was set to like 4 other buttons. I dunno how these things work, so i decided to press the macro button and mash buttons. Now the controller does nothing. If somebody could help with this actually, its a gameware controller thats like a normal S controller except with green rubber grips and a macro and turbo button to the bottom right of the D-pad. Thanks =).
46) I do not consider this to be the biggest waste of time ever.
47) Im not a perfectionist in games in that i collect everything, but a perfectionist in that i appear to have some sort of a fetish for round numbers. I have been known to hurt myself or buy stuff to reduce my health and money to a number like 100. Then i would throw away the stuff i bought because it ruined the look of my colour-coded inventory. I recall giving small amounts of money away so that instead of 100005K i had 100000K. It is my affinity for round numbers that has forced me to do 50 of these wastes of time.
48) I consider the best part of RPGs to be the cutomisation at the beginning. The amount of times i created a character in morrowind is approaching about 20, yet i have not got past the first part of the game. I do attribute this partly to the fact i find the game boring as hell, and the game freezes 50% of the time i try to save.
49) I play games often, am pale with lack of sunlight, enjoy school, have read the entirity of bash.org, post on forums, yet i still deep down think i am not a nerd (due to my lack of knowledge about the way computers work, and i like reading books that arent LOTR).
50) I take geek tests to confirm the idea that im not a nerd, yet i spend my time writing 50 gaming confessions on a gaming forum. The worst part is, i can think of loads more.
I got addicted to and quit WoW.
Twice.
The worst part is I only quit the first time so I could play Oblivion more.
Twice.
The worst part is I only quit the first time so I could play Oblivion more.
I think the NES controller is better than any controller made to date other than the keyboard.
I think the NES is superior to the PS3. (Not in power, but in FUN)
I believe the NES marked the glory days of gaming.
I dislike Halo(1,2 and 3), the PS3 (and Sony in general), all MMORPGs, and all computerized D&D games.
I think Final Fantasy I, The Legend of Zelda 1, and Metroid 1 are the best of their respective series.
I didn't think LOZ 2 was that bad.
I wasn't alive when the NES was popular.
I think the NES is superior to the PS3. (Not in power, but in FUN)
I believe the NES marked the glory days of gaming.
I dislike Halo(1,2 and 3), the PS3 (and Sony in general), all MMORPGs, and all computerized D&D games.
I think Final Fantasy I, The Legend of Zelda 1, and Metroid 1 are the best of their respective series.
I didn't think LOZ 2 was that bad.
I wasn't alive when the NES was popular.
I've played 95% of all the Sims games. Both 1 and 2. And I own almost the entire collection of the Sims 2 software.