Secret gaming confessions

[Sylocat]

Sonic games, even the recent ones, I just love 'em.
JRPGs. I've played every FF game from VI through X-2, and I love every single one of them.
Pokémon games (I even go to the trouble of typing the ´ accent over the e whenever I discuss it online).
Super Mario Sunshine made my top 50 games list.
So did Dead or Alive X-Treme 2.
I don't like Halo.
I love online Risk games (Lux Delux especially), even though I completely and utterly suck at them.

You're right, it does feel good to get this off my chest.

 

[HSIAMetalKing]

Lots of Halo haters at the Escapist.

 

[Seyon]

I've never played portal, I love MMORPGS, I beat Advent Rising in one night fueled on Dr. Pepper, and I take women in Elder Scrolls Oblivion, kill them, strip them, and move them into erotic positions against each other just so can I leave it like that until my roommate walks in and starts rubbing his crotch looking at it...

 

[goestoeleven]

I got to the final boss of Chrono Trigger and, after losing twice, completely stopped trying or caring.

I hate retro arcade games.

I can't take a crap anymore without playing either Tetris or Lumines on my cell phone, or Solitaire on my iPod. Alternately, playing those games often makes me need to go. Seriously, it's Pavlovian.

I've played World of Warcraft on and off since 2005 (mosty off) and I've never gotten a character above level 34.

I can't beat the first penguin race in Mario 64, and have never advanced past that point.

I like Halo primarily for the story.

 

[Hey Joe]

I can name every Pokemon from R/B/Y and G/S/C with my eyes closed, by simply listening to the little noise they make.

I make the Nidoking noise during sex.

Yes, but do you yell "I choose you Pikachu!" at climax?

 

[jimmy509]

I hate the Fallout, Baldurs gate, planescape, and NWN series, and Morrowind.

And Oblivion is in my top 10.

 

[TSED]

I have not enjoyed a game made by Blizzard, ever. EVER.

I enjoy playing chicks in video games.

I played EverQuest for something like 5 or 6 years.

I kind of like the graphics in Guitar Hero 3.

I have spent more time playing Might & Magic: World of Xeen than any other video game, ever. (I have melee'd down The Megadragon in 3 or 4 rounds and caught it on video record, without using any wells and didn't have any deaths.)

I judge people that play or want to play WoW.

I judge people that say they enjoyed Final Fantasy 8.

I know what 'twing twang' is, and I'm bloody glad I bought the game it comes from.

I loathe FPS. I have only ever bought two - Halo for the PC and HL2.
I beat Halo because I was trying to impress a gamer chick, and will never play it again.
I have never beaten HL2 because I just don't care enough to.

I have decided against buying games because they made the girls' chests look unrealistic and I found it gross (example: Soul Calibur 3). I feel guilty for being in the crowd of "I didn't buy a game because of cosmetic reasons."

 

[Gummy]

the first PS2 game I bought was Tetris Worlds (there's a good reason for that though)
I have now bought assassins creed for PS3 and it'll be months before I can afford the console itself ontop of other incoming expenses.
Also in strategy/stealth games I'm a perfectionist, If Sam Fischer gets spotted, even if it doesnt affect my overall score, I'll suicide and go back to the checkpoint to get that perfect silent kill.

 

[Mushroomjay]

When I was a child I used to purposely let Sonya beat the balls off of me in Mortal Kombat.
It aroused me quite so. Why? I don't really know, but I suppose it did influence my current sexual tastes.
But 'eh. What 'am I saying? I'm sure you're not interested in hearing me ramble on about this sort of thing.

 

[Gummy]

But wait, theres more.
Last semester I'd always pop in to EB to hang out with the sales guys there, chat about games and play GuitarHero III, I dont think they actually know my name.

My friend (male) plays female elf avatars on WoW and Runescape. he keeps getting propositioned for cyber, I tried to make him accept just to laugh at the poor loner on the other end.

I pwn all my Halo fan-boy mates at those games, and i dont even own an x-box

Through out my entire school career the only 'fight' i got into was in 5th grade with a dude twice my size (from my perspective) when he took my gameboy pocket. I floored him and was still kicking him when a teacher came in and took me to the headmaster. got away with it tho
-let that be a warning

 

[Woe Is Me]

In Sims 1 I only set up lesbian couples, and exotic homes. I'm straight. In Sims 2 for the PS2 I've only played lesbian alien sims.

 

[Girlysprite]

On a private roleplay server my character (female) and another got *ahem* 'very cuddly'. That was, until a gamemaster threw in a grizzly bear that killed us. Could have been worse though. I once saw screenshots where a group (5) of gamemasters in invisible mode (invis to players, visible to each other) were standing around a heated couple, and making emotes like passing on the popcorn and coke.

Oh and, I play many games with cheats (though not online). I like making it easy for myself.

 

[Knight Templar]

i dident buy mass effect for the lisabian sex.... but i did enjoy it.

 

[Mr_Cynical]

I think consoles are way, way better for playing FPSes than PCs.

Not strictly a gaming comfession, but i think you're a jackass for that comment. Mouse and keyboard is waaaaaaaaaay better for controllong an FPS than a joypad and if i could play my console FPS's with them i would.

Confession time:

I was heavily addicted to the Pokemon trading card game. when i was 17/18...

Someone else mentioned this already, but i too like to play chicks in games.

I have, when younger, masturbated over Lara Croft and the girl from Pandemonium 2....

For shame, lol

 

[wiseass]

i broke a computer over my frustrations with steam...

an employee at gamestop, when i was a child, wanted to take me into the back room and do questionable things to me...he was stopped by laughing coworkers

I have a better mastery of the English language then the majority of Xbox Live users

I still say Hellgate London is an okay game

I used to have notable skills with any grenade on any FPS, i still havent lost a grenade only match to date

I dont see whats so great about crysis

 

[devilondemand]

I've never played a second of any Halo games and don't understand the fuss
I thoroughly enjoyed The Sims
Viva Pinata was great fun
I've never owned a Nintendo system
Some of my best gaming moments were playing Vib Ribbon and Bishi Bashi Special

 

[Zera]

I let all my friends beat me in fighting games, because I feel sorry for them. They obviously dont know how deadly I am with Jigglypuff on Melee either.

 

[Annom]

Ok...

I have met Peter Molyneux and didn't like him although I never let him know

I've been to 3 E3's
I've been to 1 GDC and am expecting to go again
I've been to the Tokyo game show

Onto the games part

I've played world of warcraft more then any other game ever despite not enjoying the game

I've been dumped by a girl who I got to play world of warcraft, because I quit world of warcraft and wanted her to, and last I heard she was addicted to world of warcraft and it was actually effecting her job


I can't stand JRPG (including any FF game) but refuse to argue about it
I can't stand the Halo series but refuse to argue about it
I think the wii is a waste of time but will not argue about it

I've never played the sims
I've never played gears of war

I've never been fan of zelda, I've never beat a zelda game from start to finish

I bough crysis just to see if I could run it on high on my pc (yes I can) and never played it again

I've always been competitive in games and will actually refuse to play if I think the game is not balanced and I will not let someone beat me at a game

At EB games I've played a Naruto fighter with a kid (I think he was 6 or so) and I beat him badly

I first played soul caliber 2 when a friend brought it over and by the end of the night I had gotten much better then him at the game and he was noticeable upset about it

I once played in a tournament at a huge LAN and placed second and was so mad at myself for losing I've never played the game I lost at since

I think Hellgate London is an awful game

I will be buying Age of Conan and Warhammer online although I have low expectations

I own a 360 and have never played on XBL

I think Fable, despite not living up to what it should of been was a really good game and I still have it installed on my home pc


I think people who judge others based on games they play or played are stupid
I think people who judge games based on how popular they are and what other people say about it but have never played them are stupid (seen a few never played halo and am proud of it)

 

[woodchunkz]

I am extremely envious of Sonic the Hedgehog and I love Amy Rose.

 

[rhizic]

there was a time i seriously thought i was gay becuase all my friends fancied lara croft and i didn't. i even remember pretending i did so i could join in with their horny ranting. lol. also don't tell anyone buy i never really bothered finishing FF7, it bored me to tears towards the end.