Self of Opposite Gender

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

I'd probably freak out at how nerdy she is, then start some sort of long relationship? Or I'd punch my clone and hope this plays:

Dude... that totally makes me want to fight my female self...

new question, would she have the same weapons I have a hold of? I have Clouds buster sword (not too sharp, but still a good hefty weapon to swing), Katana, several smaller blades, a fake guitar made out of just metal thanks to FLCL, and a penchant to carve sharp pointy things...

all of that, to me, would make for a damn fun fight to me... I always dreamed of fighting myself! And I'd totally have that song blaring on some boombox or something.

If that song plays, anything you pick up becomes a suitable weapon. Like a WWE-style folding chair. Or a Tomahawk missile. Let's hope she won't have the same weapons.

 

[hangman717]

Theirs a story by Heinlien called All You Zombies where that happens and it is apparently impossible not to seduce yourself

 

[enlargedhousecat]

Sex. No, really, why not?

Because people appear to be massive prudes. Or, Americans.

I take offense to that. why you gotta be such a snob about americans.

but on the topic. would she think like me or no?

 

[AngelicSven]

I'm not sure...I want to find him here though!

"Here" as in the Escapist, or where you live?

OT: An opposite sex version of me...hmmm. Well, no one can like me as much as me, so I'd say I'd ask her out.

Here. Guys where I live usually just want sex, and while it's one of the things I want, it's far from all I want.

I resent that statement as I live in California and I want more than sex. >.>

We would fight, not argue, but physically fight probably all the time.

 

[shinigamisparda]

I don't know. She'd probably have small breasts though. And honestly, I'm fine with that.

 

[Captain Bobbossa]

I'd set myself on fire too some bagpipe music whilst singing the lords prayer backwards... just to make her feel comfortable.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

Sex. Dating and sex. Lots of sex. Handcuffs and blindfolds. What? Logically female me would have similar fantasies as me, though I do hope she would be willing to be submissive.

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

Have sex with it.
Wait, its not the same parents, right?
We're just so similar that we become one with each other!

It's still your clone sicko ... that's like screwing your monozygotic twin.

As for me I'd wonder what a transgendered clone of the opposite gender would kinda look like :x I reckon it would be somewhat mindfuckish.

But once I got over it I reckon I'd ask him to join up with me and form a crimefighting duo.

 

[Dfskelleton]

Depends. Does is it entirely human? If I cloned myself as a female, destroy it... WITH LASERS! However, If I met someone exactly like me but female, I don't know. Considering the hotness average level of myself transfered to female, she'd be attractive, but she'd come up with all the same jokes as me...

 

[Dfskelleton]

If it was an actual clone, kill it... WITH LASERS! If she was just some girl I met who was EXACTLY the same, I don't know, one one hand, considering my handsomeness transferred to beauty, she'd be attractive, but she'd also be as sharp tounged as me. If we got in a fight, we'd smart alec each other for hours.

 

[friboy2791]

I would be extremely confused. Sex would basically be incest, I don't like myself much anyway so why would I want a me hopped up on hormones? It might be fun having a socratic discussion with myself, but there's never any guarantee a clone will have a similar mind to the original.

having sex with your clone isn't incest its masturbation

 

[johnsom]

She would would probably have a huge vagina. Therefore, would be a perfect fit.

 

[RatRace123]

Have sex with her, get her pregnant and then begin the long process if populating the world entirely with me!

Mwa ha ha!

 

[MySoxSmell]

Wonder how I managed to stumble across myself 12 years ago, I guess.

Wait...I don't quite...I can't...what?

how in the hell are you the first person to notice that,

i read that and freaked

 

[captaincabbage]

Gah! I'd be an ugly woman. XD

 

[Serenegoose]

i read that and freaked

I'm sure it was terrifying for you. *gives you sarcastic ovaltine*

 

[Paksenarrion]

Is she hot?

Seriously, bro, how hot is she?

Everyone wants to dock their gondola at Natalie's Port, Man.

 

[Underground Man]

I'd finally have someone to play two-player games with....