Self of Opposite Gender

[Twilight_guy]

Chances are a female version of myself would look slightly more feminine then me so I doubt if I would recognize her. Though if I did I would immediately start looking for the monologueing man in a suit.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

We'd definitely be pals and we might start dating, we might live together, and we might you know, do it every once in a while. Not sure if we would be permanent BF/GF's though.

 

[kikon9]

Immediately remove all my clothes. A female me is one of my biggest fantasies.

It took six replies for somebody to say that?

I'm very disappointed in you Escapist.

Disappointed or horrified?

I meant that I'm surprised it took that long.

 

[GLo Jones]

I'd probably get a flat/apartment with her. There would be laughs, life, and a lot of sex. It'd be like an erotic sitcom.

 

[sheic99]

I'm not sure...I want to find him here though!

But that would cause a kindness singularity collapse due to high levels of concentrated kindness. The resulting implosion would send the world into seething hatred and become a personified /b/.

The effects of /b/ are still unknown at this time.

OT: I probably wouldn't notice. Both of us would be too busy reading to notice.

 

[Raive Sanema]

I'd proceed to sleep with myself then play Halo:Reach with myself.

 

[kikon9]

Masturbation i guess?
id be having sex with myself.

I think it's more incest than masturbation.

Realistically that doesn't fit because by clone I simply mean a copy. Albeit, an inverted copy but still a copy. A clone doesn't technically qualify as a relation in my opinion. Luckily, we won't have to worry about this until they figure out human cloning. Then this sort of thing becomes controversial. With people like me on the political left, and people like you on the political right.

 

[Megacherv]

Wait, it just switched abruptly? Was it one of those 'poker with the witch' type of events?

I blame puberty. And when I say 'abrupt' it's difficult to quantify. It probably took about a month or two to completely flip, because I remember being fine, and then being really upset for ages, and then figuring out -why- I was upset and it making a huge amount of sense. Presumably the first flutterings (or lack thereof) of puberty triggered stuff in my brain that set me off when it started to figure out that it wasn't actually wired up correctly, and it took me a while to interpret the cause correctly.

You see, I don't want to sound insensitive, but all I can imagine is someone during puberty just glancing downwards and shouting "Argh! A penis! Get it off, get it off!"

But yeah, makes sense really.

 

[albear]

guessing wed have the same interests and stuff so hang out go see films just generally do best mate stuff after moving to a new place and hardly knowing anyone it can get quite lonely, we'd get on like a house on fire, afterall its me, and nobody likes me more than me

 

[kikon9]

Ignore this.

 

[KefkaCultist]

I'd challenge her to a match in Starcraft II. We would both be Protoss and have the exact same build order. The match would go on for days then the world would explode from sheer awesomeness
(or we would just run out of minerals)

 

[GenericAmerican]

A female version of me...would be incredibly tall for a woman. Would be a real prick sometimes, and have a insane obsession with firearms. She would also like to point out all of the stupid, incorrect, impossible stuff in movies.

If we met...with my family's (ever decreasing) resources and friends, the world would be consumed in the fires of nuclear war within a month. That or I might have a gf...idk that might be a little weird, if she is a clone.

 

[Serenegoose]

You see, I don't want to sound insensitive, but all I can imagine is someone during puberty just glancing downwards and shouting "Argh! A penis! Get it off, get it off!"

But yeah, makes sense really.

I'm unsure whether to comment on how close to the mark you are with that statement or not.
But that basically happened at one point. I pretty much snapped, and what happened next would likely be considered not classifiable by any film board

 

[CroutonsOfDeath]

I'd hang my head and realize that people are right when they say my actions are disturbingly effeminate simply by the fact that my clone would probably act, sound, and move around the same.

 

[technoted]

Ask the vital question "Do you still grow a beard like me?"

 

[Megacherv]

You see, I don't want to sound insensitive, but all I can imagine is someone during puberty just glancing downwards and shouting "Argh! A penis! Get it off, get it off!"

But yeah, makes sense really.

I'm unsure whether to comment on how close to the mark you are with that statement or not.
But that basically happened at one point. I pretty much snapped, and what happened next would likely be considered not classifiable by any film board

Wait, what, seriously?

Okay, list of reasons that I'm 'that good':-
-Fixed a computer by walking into a room TWICE: Check
-Being able to 'pull-off' a red shirt+black tie in a suit: Check
-Almost guessed exactly what happened when a person decided to have a gender operation: Check

A female version of me...would be incredibly tall for a woman. Would be a real prick sometimes, and have a insane obsession with firearms. She would also like to point out all of the stupid, incorrect, impossible stuff in movies.

Wow, you sound like a tall American version of one of my best friends.

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

I would be incredibly confused. If they are just like me but the opposite gender then I don't have to worry because they would be incredibly confused to. It would probably just be an awkward moment before one of us decided to walk off.

 

[Chronarch]

I think I would try to befriend it/me/her.

 

[Free Thinker]

A female version of myself?
I'd run. Fast and far away. A female me only means dark times are ahead.