Self of Opposite Gender

[WanderingFool]

Immediately remove all my clothes. A female me is one of my biggest fantasies.

It took six replies for somebody to say that?

I'm very disappointed in you Escapist.

Agreed.

Now, the important question... would that be considered incest? Cause if it isnt, she would be my perfect woman. Actually, thats kinda sad...

 

[Sark]

Well I suppose it would be like having a twin sister, who was awesome. She would probably be a total bro, and I would be ok with that.

 

[ayuri]

I would kill myself as I could not stand being with myself

 

[CJ1145]

I'd bring her to school with me and SERIOUSLY fuck with people's heads. Oh, and I'd teach her to be a badass lady ninja; we'd go around fighting crime, and going on missions, and eating pizza. It would be fun.

 

[Hashime]

Technically our kids would be clones!

 

[Leftyrem]

Immediately remove all my clothes. A female me is one of my biggest fantasies.

i really cant think of anything to say other than yay?

 

[Serenegoose]

Wonder how I managed to stumble across myself 12 years ago, I guess.

wait wait wait.... you were a boy 12 years but now you're not?

That's about the size of it. Someone's already asked, and I've already explained... in this very thread even! Venture forth, brave warrior. Find the clues nestled within the dark, seedy underbelly of this thread of the off-topic subforum. XP and greater knowledge await!

But no sword. Some guy took the sword already.

 

[Macgyvercas]

I'm not sure...I want to find him here though!

"Here" as in the Escapist, or where you live?

OT: An opposite sex version of me...hmmm. Well, no one can like me as much as me, so I'd say I'd ask her out.

Here. Guys where I live usually just want sex, and while it's one of the things I want, it's far from all I want.

Don't you have Iris for that? She's everything you need, right? Love, emotional support, the whole nine yards?

Spoiler

I considered posting the image for the Twing Twang reference from Yahtzee's Heavenly Sword review, but decided against it

OT: After further deliberation, I have come to the conclusion that a female version of me would be nothing short of awesome, as she would be the only person I've found who would love The Lord of the Rings as much as me.

Yeah, but somewhere along the line we wouldn't be completely against adding a male into the picture.

I could probably make sooooooo many dirty jokes right about now, but I like to think I'm more mature than that. So here's a picture of a puppy instead.

Spoiler: IS SO CUTE!

 

[Mr. Gency]

No co-op game shall withstand our wrath.

I'd bring her to school with me and SERIOUSLY fuck with people's heads. Oh, and I'd teach her to be a badass lady ninja; we'd go around fighting crime, and going on missions, and eating pizza. It would be fun.

It'll be better than sex!

 

[hurfdurp]

Do I have some kind of sway over him? HE WOULD NEVER LEAVE ME, SOB. Sadly, that would be the most ideal situation ever, I'm so neurotic it's the only way I could be happy with another human.

 

[Serenegoose]

Spoiler: IS SO CUTE!

I think the expression on that puppy's face counts as a dirty joke all on its own. It's a little too happy about something.



But also adorable. >>


[sub]so adorable.[/sub]

 

[Guitar Gamer]

After a few hours of awkward conversation that is assuring each other that we are infact the opposite genders of the same person and relations would actually be masturbation and not sex, we'd get into some sort of drunken antics (and possibly "masterbation") that you can only describe using a picture of a crowbar/

I hope that helps.........

 

[jthm]

Immediately remove all my clothes. A female me is one of my biggest fantasies.

It took six replies for somebody to say that?

I'm very disappointed in you Escapist.

If a female you (THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS GENDER, REMEMBER) is exactly like you, then they would probably have fantasies about another female you, not a male you. So you just flashed them and are probably about to rape yourself. Two questions:

1. Is it sex or just masturbation?

2. What would you do to the person who sexually assaulted you? Because that's what's coming.

 

[Ashsaver]

OT: "Get busy"

I hope this isn't too short of a post.

 

[sheic99]

I'm not sure...I want to find him here though!

But that would cause a kindness singularity collapse due to high levels of concentrated kindness. The resulting implosion would send the world into seething hatred and become a personified /b/.

The effects of /b/ are still unknown at this time.

OT: I probably wouldn't notice. Both of us would be too busy reading to notice.

Haha, why? A guy as nice as me has to exist! o.o

There probably is, but he's too busy complaining that girls don't like nice guys.

 

[Sarcasm Spasm]

I'd play rock paper scissors with her and see how many ties we can get

 

[Serenegoose]

my enemies will taste the pain.

...That thing is called a turboplasma rifle. That doesn't even make sense, and it wasn't even IN the cave, so... I mean... well done for managing to loot it. That's pretty impressive.

They're still not going to let you into the brotherhood of steel, though.

 

[the lapalminator]

Wonder how I managed to stumble across myself 12 years ago, I guess.

Wait...I don't quite...I can't...what?

You see, now I'm deadly curios as to which way around it was.

I'm a woman. I used to not be (like, really, assertively not, downright sexist, lol). Given that aroundabout 12 years ago my gender switched on me, me about 12 years ago is my opposite gendered self.

switched on you?