Sell the user above you!

[Barbas]

Very rare, last in stock. May cause fifth-degree burns and/or cardiac arrest if provoked. Mostly mint condition, some minor Ultra ball bruising.

45,000p

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Get a Barbas for your fence! It'll keep intruders away!

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Come here down at Zig-Zaggin garage and get your own freaking bird of electricity! Yep, this baby has got more packing then the electric box that is powering your house!

 

[Barbas]

Grab yourself a Police Linoone for those high-speed chases. Only 35,000p!

 

[kailus13]

Class up the place with a statue of um... some sort of god! It must be a good one, it's holding a heart!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

The kailus13, the fastest broomstick on the market! Trade in that Firebolt and fly at the speed of light!

 

[kailus13]

Get yourself a Redlin5, he has all the badges you could ever need, and probably more than you could want! Order now for only 76 Dogecoins!

 

[deserteagleeye]

Half the price of a Non-dirty Cop! A little bleach and iron wool in the corneas and it's good as new.....ish.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

[HEADING=1]Dirty Cop James funs[/HEADING]

What, you're not whipping out your wallet yet? Let me break this up for you.

Dirty Cop - You just know he's going to be badass when he's gritty and a cop.

James - Nobody named James has ever been a wimp.

funs - He knows how to have a good time.

Take him home today and begin your long, sordid love affair.

[sub][sub][sub]Warning: Supervillains may target you for the rest of your life now.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Dodgeboyuk]

sell the dirty cop to the supervillians

 

[Drummodino]

One premium Dodgeboyuk up for grabs! This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity ladies and gentlemen! Look at those fiery wings of doom, you just cannot find better quality outside of Lucifer's domain!

 

[Barbas]

You won't find out just how Dirty he is until you buy him!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Barbas, for all your demonic needs.

 

[sky14kemea]

I guarantee you'll be blasting off again... Into fun!

 

[Barbas]

For lengthy and vigorous fwipping.[footnote]Do not fwip in public.[/footnote]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

SKY14KEMEA!

Don't mind the sticky, she's your hero!

 

[Barbas]

Redlin the slow, only 50 MS points!

 

[SirDerpy]

We all have our Good Cop and our Bad Cop, but the new Cop that you never knew you wanted: The Dirty Cop (James funs)! He will do all the things that neither your Good Cop nor your Bad Cop will do, including, but not limited to, ████ ████, ████ ███, ████, ███████ ██, ████ █████, ██████-█████, ███████████████████████████████████, and more!

Only $200 an hour!

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Sir Derpy of Derpington. A renowned knight of Derpdom. Collect him all.

$15.99 each!

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Ever needed to take out that noisy neighbor or have some evidence planted to frame someone else for that lapse of judgement that left four dead? Get your own dirty cop for ten monthly installments of $99.99!

~He's fun!