Sell the user above you!

[Barbas]

1.000 USD. You may never see that face again!

 

[Dalek Caan]

Can defy the laws of physics and regularly change its face. Perfect tool for any crime boss!

555,555.55 Pound Sterling.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

Today and today only if you buy one regularly priced Escapist member you get this spinning Dalek Caan for just a penny!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

KILLER KITTY! KILLER KITTY! $24 for a half dozen litter!

KILLER KITTY!

KILLER KITTY!

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

Do you remember when Pokemon was that confusing, possibly seizure inducing, weirdness from Japan? Well that nostalgic feeling can be yours when you buy Redlin5 for just $9.22!

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

A kitty impersonating the dramatic groundhog!

Own him for only $6,000.89.

 

[Headsprouter]

Serve your assassinations with a helping of cuteness with Bizzaro the Sniper Kitten! £799.99! Kibbles and ammo refills sold separately.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Need an escape from any thread? Headsprouter services have you covered!

 

[Barbas]

I will take no less than $87 and a pound of Port Salut.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Is he a WW1/2 Vet wearing a helmet or is a Toga wearing mad man?

Find out for only what ever loose change you have in your pocket!

 

[Twintix]

This Dalek regrets nothing! Not tripping, not you being his owner, none of his life choices have been for naught!

Buy now! Trust me, you won't regret it, and neither will he!

 

[BeerTent]

I'm a merchant by trade! I can sell anything! Including this dancing Zelda person, who will dance for you for ever and ever! and when he stops dancing, you can press this little button (Don't ask what it does) to get him dancing again!

Treee-Fiddy! Going once...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Is an excellent welder, has their own tools.

lets start the bidding at 10 USD. Do I have 10?

 

[Rabbitboy]

He is very tasty.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

one of a kind, comes cheap! Buy yours now!

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Can get you an all expenses paid trip to Dubai! Get it while you still can! Only one previous Owner!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Do you hate faces? Buy Doc Gnosis and NEVER DEAL WITH THAT AGAIN!

 

[Barbas]

Hey kids! Wanna DIE??? Get yourself a Redlin for $12,99!

Do it now. Don't make me jump out of the damn television again.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

will do anything you ask. where else can you get such fine genuine one of a kind Barbas like this? Step right up. opening bid 1000$ do I have $1000? 2 we have $2000 I hear 3. 6. we have $6000

SOLD TO THE NEXT POSTER FOR $10,000! CONGRATULATIONS!