Selling a loved one to slavery

[zombiejoe]

I got this idea after a lot of New Vegas:

You live in a war torn world with almost no law. Wanting to survive the night, you accept the offer of a large gang to work with them. But here is the catch, you must sell a loved one to a slave group the gang works with. It can be a mother, daughter, brother, ect. But you cant sell an animal, and the slave must be close to you (so no "guy I met at the penut parade). And your a bit of a coward, so your going to work with the gang.

So who do you sell.


ps: you can also sell a lover

 

[Phlakes]

My brother, I would be doing the world a favor.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

I can't decide so i let them look my family over. While they are doing that I kill the gang members.

 

[Johnnyallstar]

My brother, I would be doing the world a favor.

+1

I share his answer.

 

[Crunchy English]

You clearly sell your son. Sons sold into slavery in video games inevitably turn into heroes of destiny.

 

[Thebiggestpanda]

Problem, I'm no coward. I'd rather go down fighting or put myself into slavery than do that to a loved one.

 

[scorptatious]

My brother, I would be doing the world a favor.

I would gladly do the same.

 

[emeraldrafael]

You clearly sell your son. Sons sold into slavery in video games inevitably turn into heroes of destiny.

WHo have a habit of resenting the seller and killing them later, if the seller hasnt died yet.

Sell the the lover. Usually they dont have THAT rough of a life, and when you do, you always leave the gang for making you make a choice like that, then come back with a personal venganza (vengeance in spanish, I find th term vendetta far too overused). Then I walk away with the love of my life, into the sunset for a somewhat happy life (until the sequel with my child where someone kills both my lover and I, but thats not for another 9-12 years).

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

Probably my brother. He's strong, he could last in slavery, and he could probably get out with some help later on.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I can't decide so i let them look my family over. While they are doing that I kill the gang members.

This.

However, since the OP is convinced I'm a coward, I would probably lead them to another family who would deny I'm one of them. While they look for the best slave I either run or die trying.

 

[Paksenarrion]

With my luck, I'd have to sell myself to save my family.

Wait a minute...why are they telling me to put this gold bikini on? Goddamn it. The radiation turned George Lucas into Jabba the Hutt.

Anyone coming to my rescue? Anyone? Incestuous brother aside? Wait...that was awkward, and yet worryingly intriguing.

Damn. I'm horrible erotic fan fiction.

 

[DarkLordofDevon]

To hell with that, if I'm in a post apocalyptic wasteland and I have to survive by SELLING A LOVED ONE I'd much rather just commit suicide and be done with it. Any world where something like that is common place is not somewhere I'd like to be.

 

[interspark]

i know this is stretching the rules a bit, but... my stepdad SEE YOU IN HELL DEUCHEBAG!!!!!

if i have to sell someone i actually love, then it'll have to me my mum, it hurts but my brother and sister have their whole lives ahead of them, it's only fair

 

[FolkLikePanda]

Me step-sister probably.

 

[Paksenarrion]

With my luck, I'd have to sell myself to save my family.

Wait a minute...why are they telling me to put this gold bikini on? Goddamn it. The radiation turned George Lucas into Jabba the Hutt.

Anyone coming to my rescue? Anyone? Incestuous brother aside? Wait...that was awkward, and yet worryingly intriguing.

Damn. I'm horrible erotic fan fiction.

Well...that was interesting.

OT; My aunt and cousin. I'll do two for one.

Phew! I'm glad I'm not the only one. Oh, wait...you mean...sell them to slavery...oh...uh...carry on...

 

[Paksenarrion]

With my luck, I'd have to sell myself to save my family.

Wait a minute...why are they telling me to put this gold bikini on? Goddamn it. The radiation turned George Lucas into Jabba the Hutt.

Anyone coming to my rescue? Anyone? Incestuous brother aside? Wait...that was awkward, and yet worryingly intriguing.

Damn. I'm horrible erotic fan fiction.

B-but you left out the fact that your brother dyed his hair blond and chopped off his hand just to show how much he pines for you! Or that he saves you by cross-dressing as a Transvestite Slave Leia to tempt the mutated Lucas, who after years of defecating on the series, and radiation, can no longer tell the difference between a bleeding guy in a wig and metal bikini from his imaginary Leia doll. All that before he threatens to hop into a 2-foot deep pit if his affections aren't returned! Did I mention he saved you with a toy lightsaber?

As for me? Screw it, take my sister. Better yet, take both of them and give me a gun and some armor in return. I'll work for the gang for now, but the second some brave guy in a black leather jacket that resembles Mad Max comes by looking for a fight, I'm letting him in and letting him know I got his back since these mofos took my sisters.

Clearly, I have met my match. We must kung fu fight in the bad erotic fanfiction arena. And by fight, I mean probably end up in bed together with tentacles, slime, and the inability to tell the difference between a vagina and a belly button. And of course, Liam Neeson.

 

[Jark212]

I'd go Paradise Falls on their asses and run into their camp with a minigun and slaughter every slaver there...

Then become sheriff of my town...

I hate slavers...