Send Them to The Gallows

[zombiejoe]

Are we allowed props?

If so I would gladly show you my dalek impression, using my trashcan bolted to a skate bored, with a combination toilet paper roll, laser dot, and large blue LEDlight coming from a hole in the front.

galllows

 

[zombiejoe]

I'd light a cat on fire and let it run amok amidst your royal guests. Entertainment.

gallows, I like cats

 

[zombiejoe]

I will confuse you with a question like "Will you say no to this question?" Then your head asplode...

My answer is, GALLOWS

What if I entertained you by saying the Wii has a wonderful game line up and is amazing? That'd get a laugh, right?

funny, you win a penny

 

[StonkThis]

I will confuse you with a question like "Will you say no to this question?" Then your head asplode...

My answer is, GALLOWS

What if I entertained you by saying the Wii has a wonderful game line up and is amazing? That'd get a laugh, right?

funny, you win a penny

Better than losing my head I suppose.

 

[zombiejoe]

I would first open up with some terrible jokes, and once your guards come to send me to the gallows, I would set a boombox on the floor and have it loop Yakety Sax [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ] while I make a grand evasion of the guards.

As soon as I'm about to be captured I would quickly scream out, "Play me off Johnny! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY64meMb7-s&feature=related]" as my accompanist begins playing a catchy show tune.

This way I leave with style despite your decision.

MONEY IS FOR YOU
I call off guards before they take you out of castle

 

[Spaghetti]

I hold a parade, praising you as king of the universe and you can do no wrong.
But while you're distracted by my attempts to feed your ego, the resistence members assissinate you using, guess what. A noose of course!

Viva La Revolucion! Liberty, Equality and Fraternity!

 

[Macgyvercas]

I will bring in 17 nuclear warheads, juggle them for an hour, then roundhouse kick them to the middle east.

 

[geldonyetich]

All you want is temporal happiness?

Well, I guess I could bring drugs.

 

[zombiejoe]

All you want is temporal happiness?

Well, I guess I could bring drugs.

drugs are for thugs, yo
GALLOWS

 

[bad rider]

Send you to the gallows.

 

[zombiejoe]

I hold a parade, praising you as king of the universe and you can do no wrong.
But while you're distracted by my attempts to feed your ego, the resistence members assissinate you using, guess what. A noose of course!

Viva La Revolucion! Liberty, Equality and Fraternity!

A good try, I say chocolate pudding chair for you.

 

[Nalesnik]

I would have a boxing match with a kangaroo..... while riding a unicycle.

 

[zombiejoe]

I would have a boxing match with a kangaroo..... while riding a unicycle.

do it on a unicycle and you got yourself a deal
lol

 

[zombiejoe]

I will bring in 17 nuclear warheads, juggle them for an hour, then roundhouse kick them to the middle east.

wining money

 

[zombiejoe]

Send you to the gallows.

you can't send me to the gallows, like I said, I send myself

 

[Caligulove]

2 words for you:
"moon base"

2 more words for you:
"fuck yes"

 

[rabidmidget]

Punch Michael Atkinson in the face

or giant robot battle royale at your least favourite country

or I jump the gun and CUT MY HEAD OFF WITH A CHAINSAW!!! you can't hang someone without a head

 

[ryderawsome]

FORCE LIGHTING!!!!!

 

[somethingprofound]

escape the noose, eat the chocolate pudding chair and gain the monies