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2015-01-01
06:00:00 AM
SYSTEM STARTUP.......INITIALISED
CPU..................ONLINE
SERVOS...............ONLINE
EXTERNAL SENSORS.....ONLINE
PAPILLON HEART.......ONLINE
SYSTEM STARTUP.......COMPLETED
My eyes flickered open as my operating system came online. Disengaging my restraints I stepped out of my cradle and exited the room. There was no need for maintenance this morning as it had been performed last night in preparation for today. I was transferring to a new school along with Mitsuru-san today, the St. Harem Academy, and I had wanted to be at peak operating efficiency for the first day. Exiting the dorm building I began walking to the train station, from which I would travel to the school.
[hr]
The school appears adequate enough, although some of the students have rather unusual appearances. Most of them aren't even wearing school uniforms, I assume they just haven't had the opportunity to purchase one yet. Regardless I am sure we will all get along fine.
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INCOMING TRANSMISSION
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ACCEPTED
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FOREIGN ENTITY DETECTED, ENGAGING ANTI-INTRUSION PROTOCOLS
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ERROR
ERROR
ANTI-INTRUSION PROTOCOLS INEFFECTIVE
ERROR
ERRRRRROORRR
ERRRE...AD.AD.AD.EHRDLFLNAERL....
ERODL...DADFNBBB...AD.DFU.ADF
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2015-01-01
08:15:40 AM
SYSTEM STARTUP.......INITIALISED
CPU..................ONLINE
SERVOS...............ONLINE
EXTERNAL SENSORS.....ONLINE
PAPILLON HEART.......NOT FOUND
SYSTEM STARTUP.......COMPLETED
Excellent, the takeover process was successful. Now, to use this weapon to bring St. Harem Academy to its knees. Those otakufags will tremble and weep when their precious waifus are dead and buried. Soon the world will be rid of their overwhelming cuteness forever!
[hr]
The first waifu has fallen. The beautiful lass with the gorgeous voice and a killer, power-fist-enhanced right hook was far too kawaii to be left alive. She looks decidedly less cute now after several high velocity rounds to the face!
[hr]
The students in this school are all insane! They blamed the murder of their classmate on a lamp of all things and smashed it to pieces. Seriously, how does a lamp even kill someone? You can't make this shit up it's too funny!
[hr]
My second victim has fallen. With the aid of a very helpful little creature, the anthromorphic fox?-girl has met a grizzly end. They even screwed up and lost the body, meaning I don't have to pay the second installment! Oh happy days!
[hr]
What a nice day to practice my carpentry skills. I'm not quite sure how that table got into this school, but hey, I guess some people have creepier fetishes than most. All waifus must die, no matter their appearance! Sorry Table-kun, you will make a great little fire.
[hr]
Oh no, I shouldn't have pissed off that macho dude. Now he's out for my blood, despite having little hard proof on me. He's using the murders as a convenient excuse to get rid of me - little does he know he actually has the murderer in his sights. I've gotta end him before he ends me....
[hr]
I was too slow! The conniving, muscle-bound oaf has turned the school against me. They cornered me after Home Ec class, and pinned me down, hacking off my gun-arm with an axe before I had the chance to use it. Oh well, I guess it's time to abandon this body. I would have liked to continue my murder spree, but I'll just have to come up with another plan to end waifu-kind. This won't be the last you've heard of me you desu-desu kawaii minxes!
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SYSTEM REBOOT........INITIALISED
CPU..................ONLINE
SERVOS...............ONLINE
EXTERNAL SENSORS.....ONLINE
PAPILLON HEART.......ONLINE
SYSTEM REBOOT........COMPLETED
My senses came online in a confusing place. I appear to be held down on the floor by a large, muscular man with several other individuals around us. My systems are reporting an error with my weaponry functions, they have suffered extensive damage rendering them inoperable. I'm not sure how to react to this situation as a large diving suit steps up to us and activates his large drill arm. Panic hits as I realise that he intends to drive that drill into my chest, ending my life.
As I struggle for freedom I see Mitsuru-san is part of the crowd. I call out to her, pleading, but she turns away. Hopelessness and betrayal well up within me as I give up and the drill descends towards me.
Code:
ERROR
ERROR
CATASTROPHIC DAMAGE SUSTAINED
SYSTEM FAILURE IMMINENT
REC................................
