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CrazyCapnMorgan

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Fwweeeeeeeee. Religion. Oh goody. Let's put on our happy hats. [/sarcasm]

I take no one who considers religion peaceful seriously. Throughout human existence, religion easily has been, is and will continue to be the leading cause of human death on this planet and thanks to the "God" excuse, it will allow religion to continue that legacy of violence. Along with Stewart Lee and Chris Morris, allow me to add two past comedians: Bill Hicks and George Carlin.


But in dealing with "God", and what it has caused over the course of our existence, I did something very reminiscient of what the late Mr. Carlin would have done: I looked to define "God". Not in a dictionary kind of way (though I did turn to several of them), but in a universal sense - something that could apply to all of us, regardless of belief or stance on the matter. Thus, my search took me back to the Greeks; basically where our system of governing and language came from. In this, I discovered some very crucial things. I will single them out for importance:

God = Theos

Speaking specifically, the word "God" is a direct translation of the Greek word "Theos", thus they are the same word. However, in finding the word "Theos", I found another similar word "entheos" which, when translated, means "god within" or "having the god within". Finding this, I went to look and see if there was an English word for "entheos" since this word was close to sounding like a few of our English words and sure enough:

entheos = enthusiasm

The word enthusiasm, as best I could find, means "great excitement or interest, strong liking or appreciation in something". Oddly enough, enthusiam was a word originally strongly associated with religion. One last discovery made this research very rewarding for me:

If the words are the same, then, by that assumption, their definitions are also the same or equal to each other.

Ergo, "god within" = "great excitement or interest, strong liking or appreciation in something".

This alone was not enough, however. In addition to this, I had to research the big three religious books - the Christian Bible, the Jewish Tanakh and the Islamic Koran (or Qu'Ran, whichever you prefer) - for something that unified all three, outside of their discourse and history of violence. Again, what I found both amazed and astounded me: all three of these religions record Jesus as no less than a Major Prophet of God. They also record his golden rule, "Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You". Now that I had all of this information, I combined it form my opinion and definition of "God":

"If you have god within you, and you do unto others as you would have them do unto you, then you will find peace and appreciation for life."

Now, how religious leaders and figures have missed this little tidbit of religious history for the past 3000+ fucking years is simply a goddamned mystery to me!

With that, I will return to what I enjoy, where I will infringe upon no one and leave everyone to what they appreciate.

 

Something Amyss

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Oh dear, Erin, you have to remember that most people don't like being reminded that the things they do for an imaginary friend are crazy.
 

BehattedWanderer

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Anyone else think Erin looks a bit cuter, a bit more demure here than she has been recently?

Nice of her to admit her own problems, anyway.
 

The Lugz

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wasneeplus said:
ccdohl said:
What's for a xenophobic turd to fail to understand? Some people get murderously violent because of a religion, about 99% of the time, it's a certain religion. I don't have to get a degree in Islamic Studies or anything to want to put a boot to it.
Except it ain't muslims 99% of the time. At the moment, Islam is probably the most violent large religion on earth, but only by a small margin. So what? We gonna boot out all the christians and hindus next?
well we cant very well Just stick the islam's and Muslim extremists in a cage, it'd be downright insensitive not to put all of them in one
because only then will the end of days come about and we see who's god has who's back
seems like a very good science experiment to me
 

Naeras

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It's been a while since this comic made me laugh out loudly. I did at this strip.
 

chadachada123

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Lonewolfm16 said:
wasneeplus said:
ccdohl said:
What's for a xenophobic turd to fail to understand? Some people get murderously violent because of a religion, about 99% of the time, it's a certain religion. I don't have to get a degree in Islamic Studies or anything to want to put a boot to it.
Except it ain't muslims 99% of the time. At the moment, Islam is probably the most violent large religion on earth, but only by a small margin. So what? We gonna boot out all the christians and hindus next?
To be fair both historically and in modern times Hindus have been resonably calm. Historically Christianity has been one of the most violent organizations of all time, mostly due to crusades and inquistions, along with witch burnings and the like. In the modern world however most christians live in first world countries that universally look down on religous bigotry meaning most modern Christians, even the fundementalists, will rarley use physical violence. Islam on the other hand has a history of acceptance and tolerance... and not so much in modern times, where it claims the worlds most violent major religion with a large margin.
Actually...most of Islam isn't violent at all, at least, I've found little support to that suggestion. Middle Eastern Islam is far far worse than most demographics, as far as I can tell, but they make up only a small fraction of Muslims in the world. Out of 1.6 billion Muslims, only 300 million live in the Middle East/Northern Africa, but 1 billion live in Southern Asia/the Philippines.

Don't confuse what the media suggests over actual statistics. Unless you have statistics to show that modern Islam as a whole is the most violent religion/demographic, let alone the most violent by a large margin...It's possible that it's just one section of Islam that is getting all of the media coverage, or just one section of Islam that is murdering innocent people (more than the average demographic).

(You're also forgetting the many modern Christians that are extremely violent in southern Africa, who still burn suspected witches to death and will rape virgins under the false pretense that it will rid them of HIV. Just because Middle Eastern Islam gets more attention doesn't make it more violent)
 

Deluded Seer

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04whim said:
Well that quite instantly is my favourite strip of Critical Miss.
And one of her hallucinations is Kratos, so a god is her imaginary friend too.
Indeed. ^_^

I'm also amused by the lengthy-- ah-- debates going on that seem to be getting further and further from the initial topic...
 

Zeckt

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NotALiberal said:
or because they're xenophobic turds looking for any excuse to put the boot in on a religion they don't even begin to understand.
This is politically correct bleeding heart liberalism at it's finest. Islam deserves EVERY single goddamn ounce of hate it gets. Speaking as someone who's family lived under the boot of an Islamic theocracy, where you could be executed for having a Bible in your family home (my family is Christian, and this very nearly happened), I understand Islam more than some bleeding heart liberal who spouts the same politically correct, inane bullshit about how Islam isn't "different from any other religion". Christopher Hitchen's would disagree.

Also, tying Islam to race by your use of the word "xenophobic" is racist in itself. I'm of Middle Eastern descent, yet no one in my immediate and extended family are Muslim.

Shit like this sets me off, when people of privilege who don't have to deal with the absolute misery Islam as a whole still brings to the world (It's not the Middle Ages anymore, so the "BUT OTHER RELIGIONS DID BAD STUFF TOO!!11!" argument doesn't really hold up), get on a moral high horse and condemn us as "bigots" for hating a religion of bigotry and hatred.
Wow, you sure do make some very good points. I've had a sneaking suspicion people were using these threads and those exact same points to make themselves feel better about themselves that they are so much more "tolerant" then everybody else without actually having a bloody clue. I greatly respect your post.
 

Lunar Templar

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catching up on CM. since it not in the slider any more i miss issues now :/

anyway, OT:

damn Grey, BURN :D, i love it, keep it up