Serial Killer 81: Post Apocalypse Survival (Cycle 4: Killer has been executed! SK 81 is over!)
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[HEADING=2]Get your votes in![/HEADING]
A few of you have yet to give me a vote (as in yet this game!). I'd rather not have to drop people from the game but I will if this inactivity continues. I'm extending the voting time until tomorrow morning, Thursday March 6 10:00 EST, to hopefully get these last yet stargglers to vote.
A few of you have yet to give me a vote (as in yet this game!). I'd rather not have to drop people from the game but I will if this inactivity continues. I'm extending the voting time until tomorrow morning, Thursday March 6 10:00 EST, to hopefully get these last yet stargglers to vote.
They are distracted by all the porn!gritch said:
My inactive brothers and sisters, heed my warning! For the Righteous Flames of God shall crash down from the heavens and SMITE those who do not turn from their wicked path! Put down the porn and pick up the Good Book, for it shall lead you down the way of the pure and righteous! Show your devotion to the Lord and Vote to be rid of the filth that is the porn!
Those who fail to heed the words of this humble disciple of the Anti-Porn God shall be met with a terrible punishment...
Powerful...I'm sorry you had to see such graphic and sickening stuff but it is better to be sickened now than to not take my warning seriously.
This is why all the porn keeps getting burned, guys. The only people who care enough to vote are Tippy and his crusaders.
[small]please vote, my spank bank is so empty my last erection bounced[/small]
[small]please vote, my spank bank is so empty my last erection bounced[/small]
[HEADING=2]Someone has been executed! Check your in boxes!
3 people have been removed from the game due to inactivity.[/HEADING]
The wasteland can be a cruel place. It's not always the physicality of it that breaks people either. Some of them, staring out into the barren lands that were once lush and full of life, simply languish away. Apathy seizes them and slowly death follows.
As you are discussing with your comrades how to deal with the tradesman, you notice 3 other survivors suddenly fall to the ground lifeless. You somberly begin to loot your former allies' corpses.
Hang on. One of these has a Canadian law degree? What the hell?[hr][user]BeerTent[/user](Lawyer), [user]The Raw Shark[/user], and [user]springheeljack[/user] have been removed from the game due to inactivity.
3 people have been removed from the game due to inactivity.[/HEADING]
The wasteland can be a cruel place. It's not always the physicality of it that breaks people either. Some of them, staring out into the barren lands that were once lush and full of life, simply languish away. Apathy seizes them and slowly death follows.
As you are discussing with your comrades how to deal with the tradesman, you notice 3 other survivors suddenly fall to the ground lifeless. You somberly begin to loot your former allies' corpses.
Hang on. One of these has a Canadian law degree? What the hell?[hr][user]BeerTent[/user](Lawyer), [user]The Raw Shark[/user], and [user]springheeljack[/user] have been removed from the game due to inactivity.
I tried to warn the heretics! They did not heed my warning and will now have to spend the afterlife in the Lake of Fire!gritch said:
PURGE AND PURIFY!
Wait...I have an idea for how we can oust the killer gang and put an end to this senseless violence so that we can get back to beating people for their sinful porn uses.
Hey Killer, did the lawyer give you the info you needed? Just let me know if you, the killer, was able to make use of the lawyers ability or if you, the killer, got screwed over by this situation.
The bait is set...now we wait for him/her to quote me and we have our killer. It's bulletproof!
OOC: Does the lawyer get replaced then or is the Killer just out his lawyer?
He ought to be out his lawyer, we lost 2 perfectly normal citizens too after alltippy2k2 said:I tried to warn the heretics! They did not heed my warning and will now have to spend the afterlife in the Lake of Fire!gritch said:
PURGE AND PURIFY!
Wait...I have an idea for how we can oust the killer gang and put an end to this senseless violence so that we can get back to beating people for their sinful porn uses.
Hey Killer, did the lawyer give you the info you needed? Just let me know if you, the killer, was able to make use of the lawyers ability or if you, the killer, got screwed over by this situation.
The bait is set...now we wait for him/her to quote me and we have our killer. It's bulletproof!
OOC: Does the lawyer get replaced then or is the Killer just out his lawyer?
You weeaboos killed me. Probably for not liking 2D girls as much as you. Good luck out there in the Wasteland.
Sorry about the lack of help in voting, exam period. Should've warned in advance, my bad. Though on the other hand I can still casually watch the chaos ensue.
Damn. When a 2D character isn't as into 2D girls as I am I know I've hit rock bottom.JUMBO PALACE said:
If it's any consolation I voted for you. I figured that Gritch was mocking us all by having the killer's identity hidden in his avatar all along! Also because you were quiet. So you took away a vote from the actual killer if nothing else.The Raw Shark said:
[HEADING=2]JUMBO PALACE has been executed! Begin cycle 4![/HEADING]
[user]JUMBO PALACE[/user] had no role and has now become a Trickster. Neat.
The Killer and Medic may activate at this time.[hr]There will be no new Lawyer for the Killer.
@TheTastySnack: I can empathize. Exams are in 2 weeks for me. I'm not even taking any myself anymore but I'll have to help make, proctor, and grade one instead. If you're schedule clears up feel free to continue to vote for scenarios in later cycles.
"Actually we'd like to purchase your werewolf."
"My werewolf?" His face twists in confusion for a moment,"Oh you must mean the Grognak the Barbarian #14: A Man and a She-Wolf in Heat." He rummages around in his wares before you even have a chance to correct him and pulls out the offending article in question.
Holy shit. Definitely a porno.
"I meant we want to purchase him," you gesture toward the "werewolf" with a gattling gun.
"Misato? You want to buy Misato? She's been a good girl defending me on this wasteland. I'd hate to see her go."
You swiftly offer the numerous handguns your group possesses. He's shakes his head.
"I'm sorry but Misato isn't up for sale. She and I really seem to have connected. Isn't that right Misato?" He goes to rest a hand on the radioactive iguana. It's face immediately turns bright red and she lets out a roar.
The tradesman lies dead on the ground, filled with bullet holes. Misato lets out a sigh and begins following in step with the group.
Werewolf successfully acquired!
[user]JUMBO PALACE[/user] had no role and has now become a Trickster. Neat.
The Killer and Medic may activate at this time.[hr]There will be no new Lawyer for the Killer.
@TheTastySnack: I can empathize. Exams are in 2 weeks for me. I'm not even taking any myself anymore but I'll have to help make, proctor, and grade one instead. If you're schedule clears up feel free to continue to vote for scenarios in later cycles.
You sheepishly approach the tradesman after discussing it with the rest of the group.
"Actually we'd like to purchase your werewolf."
"My werewolf?" His face twists in confusion for a moment,"Oh you must mean the Grognak the Barbarian #14: A Man and a She-Wolf in Heat." He rummages around in his wares before you even have a chance to correct him and pulls out the offending article in question.
Holy shit. Definitely a porno.
"I meant we want to purchase him," you gesture toward the "werewolf" with a gattling gun.
"Misato? You want to buy Misato? She's been a good girl defending me on this wasteland. I'd hate to see her go."
You swiftly offer the numerous handguns your group possesses. He's shakes his head.
"I'm sorry but Misato isn't up for sale. She and I really seem to have connected. Isn't that right Misato?" He goes to rest a hand on the radioactive iguana. It's face immediately turns bright red and she lets out a roar.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
[sub]Image courtesy of [user]Wary Wolf[/user][/sub]
[sub]Image courtesy of [user]Wary Wolf[/user][/sub]
The tradesman lies dead on the ground, filled with bullet holes. Misato lets out a sigh and begins following in step with the group.
Werewolf successfully acquired!
Fat Hippo said:
In the spirit of fairness, I think it should be said that Supa Ewok did have a role and it passed onto me. Ergo why Gritch wanted me to take on a player role.gritch said:
This was rather obvious, as the medic only has actively saved someone in the last cycle. Given this it was very likely that the next lawyer question that would have been asked at the time was: "Is Wary the medic?" Granted, the killer could have had his lawyer taken earlier in the game, but given that he was not, and that the lawyer has been inactive suggests to me in order to keep this game fair and fun for not only the killer, I ought to offer to the killer what my role is.
Also: Sorry Aero.
Your Norton bar offends me.Wary Wolf said:Fat Hippo said:In the spirit of fairness, I think it should be said that Supa Ewok did have a role and it passed onto me. Ergo why Gritch wanted me to take on a player role.gritch said:
This was rather obvious, as the medic only has actively saved someone in the last cycle. Given this it was very likely that the next lawyer question that would have been asked at the time was: "Is Wary the medic?" Granted, the killer could have had his lawyer taken earlier in the game, but given that he was not, and that the lawyer has been inactive suggests to me in order to keep this game fair and fun for not only the killer, I ought to offer to the killer what my role is.
Also: Sorry Aero.
After your comrades have had taken what little the salesman had and burned most of the literature he had, you notice that one book had remained untouched. "The Big Book of Science!(tm)". Lifting the ancient, thick and largely unread volume, you begin scanning it's contents for anything that might help you to survive in the wasteland.
A title catches your eye: "Breakthroughs in modern energy and power. An analysis of improved output via a new form of "Moe-Power". 2016, The Professor Gritch"
You don't know exactly what this means, but perhaps answers can be found in continuing your crusade against pron.
YOUR SCIENCE SKILL HAS INCREASED BY 1 FROM READING THE "BIG BOOK OF SCIENCE"
"Hang on. It was previously asserted that you were illiterate due to having only poor quality porn to read. How are you able to ascertain this information, or gain any skill in hacking computers from this?"
What I have termed Moe-Power is essentially power derived from cute girls. What could cute girls have to do with unlimited power? This remains somewhat beyond my ken, however; experiments with Moe-Power have created exceptional results.
Upon subject experiencing pain, energy is created (figure 1). Such energy can be formed into a rapid combustible explosive reaction then into a beam of concentrated heat and light capable of breaking the speed of light and causing planetary destruction.
As we can also see in figure 2, Moe-Power can be manifested into what could be termed a temporal event where time may become slowed and vast energy is created. This event seems to be triggered through a subjects determination to eat their bento. More experiments in bento and Moe girls is needed in this instance.
A similar occurrence in figure 1 was successfully reproduced in figure 3. This breakthrough may enable the weaponisation of Moe-Power. Also of note in figure 4 that a significant shockwave is produced from the discharging of energy. It is also theorized that subject can utilize Moe-Power to produce a defensive field (see figure 5]
As it stands, this fascinating discovery has led this scientist to turn their attention from biological and genetic tampering and focus instead in the new field of Moe-Power. Hopefully with sufficient research, new and exciting ways of energy production can be achieved.
Upon subject experiencing pain, energy is created (figure 1). Such energy can be formed into a rapid combustible explosive reaction then into a beam of concentrated heat and light capable of breaking the speed of light and causing planetary destruction.
As we can also see in figure 2, Moe-Power can be manifested into what could be termed a temporal event where time may become slowed and vast energy is created. This event seems to be triggered through a subjects determination to eat their bento. More experiments in bento and Moe girls is needed in this instance.
A similar occurrence in figure 1 was successfully reproduced in figure 3. This breakthrough may enable the weaponisation of Moe-Power. Also of note in figure 4 that a significant shockwave is produced from the discharging of energy. It is also theorized that subject can utilize Moe-Power to produce a defensive field (see figure 5]
As it stands, this fascinating discovery has led this scientist to turn their attention from biological and genetic tampering and focus instead in the new field of Moe-Power. Hopefully with sufficient research, new and exciting ways of energy production can be achieved.
You don't know exactly what this means, but perhaps answers can be found in continuing your crusade against pron.
YOUR SCIENCE SKILL HAS INCREASED BY 1 FROM READING THE "BIG BOOK OF SCIENCE"
"Hang on. It was previously asserted that you were illiterate due to having only poor quality porn to read. How are you able to ascertain this information, or gain any skill in hacking computers from this?"
[HEADING=1]MOE-POWER EXPLAINS EVERYTHING![/HEADING]
@Crimson5Pheonix:
Good.
[HEADING=2]Someone has been murdered! Check your inboxes![/HEADING]
Pardon the delay. This weekend has been a bit crazy for me.
Pardon the delay. This weekend has been a bit crazy for me.
You and the rest of the survivors descend upon the traders wares without a second thought before. Carefully but swiftly you separate the foodstock and provisions from the pornographic material, setting the pornos into a large pile onto the dead tradesman.
Christ there's a lot of porn here.
Well over half of the man's wares were smut. You quickly gather the food and water consuming your fill. It's not enough. You and your fellow survivors rapidly consume all the food the man had on him. Someone grabs a lighter and flicks it open.
"Wait!", a comrade reaches into the pile of smut and pulls out an article. Everyone's eyes go wide. What blasphemy! "This one's not porn." He shows it to the group.
"He said he was selling this filth right? Best we cut it off at it's source!" He boldly points out a scribble of the map. "This looks to be a place he frequented."
Diminutive Kerosene Torch. Hmm. Odd name for a town.
"Let us travel there and purge this filth at its source! For the God of Porn!"
The others quickly join in a chant. The pile of porn is set alight and the group marches toward.
To Diminutive Kerosene Torch.
Christ there's a lot of porn here.
Well over half of the man's wares were smut. You quickly gather the food and water consuming your fill. It's not enough. You and your fellow survivors rapidly consume all the food the man had on him. Someone grabs a lighter and flicks it open.
"Wait!", a comrade reaches into the pile of smut and pulls out an article. Everyone's eyes go wide. What blasphemy! "This one's not porn." He shows it to the group.
"He said he was selling this filth right? Best we cut it off at it's source!" He boldly points out a scribble of the map. "This looks to be a place he frequented."
Diminutive Kerosene Torch. Hmm. Odd name for a town.
"Let us travel there and purge this filth at its source! For the God of Porn!"
The others quickly join in a chant. The pile of porn is set alight and the group marches toward.
To Diminutive Kerosene Torch.
The pornography is coming from Diminutive Kerosene Torch...
This reference seems to be leading us in a very dark direction.
This reference seems to be leading us in a very dark direction.