Serial Killer 81: Post Apocalypse Survival (Cycle 4: Killer has been executed! SK 81 is over!)

[EvilRoy]

Oh shit. It got super real while I was away for Easter weekend praying, as all you should have been doing. Seriously people, you start praying Friday, you finish Sunday. How is this hard.

Anyway, yeah I missed the vote again, but I shan't miss a third time. Really its your fault for holding murders while I'm trying to pray away the other murders.

 

[Thunderous Cacophony]

Oh shit. It got super real while I was away for Easter weekend praying, as all you should have been doing. Seriously people, you start praying Friday, you finish Sunday. How is this hard.

Anyway, yeah I missed the vote again, but I shan't miss a third time. Really its your fault for holding murders while I'm trying to pray away the other murders.

Hey, I started praying Thursday night and still was party to multiple homicides.

 

[EvilRoy]

Oh shit. It got super real while I was away for Easter weekend praying, as all you should have been doing. Seriously people, you start praying Friday, you finish Sunday. How is this hard.

Anyway, yeah I missed the vote again, but I shan't miss a third time. Really its your fault for holding murders while I'm trying to pray away the other murders.

Hey, I started praying Thursday night and still was party to multiple homicides.

Clearly I just don't multitask well is the problem. I'll practice screaming prayers while I murder.

 

[tippy2k2]

What a rousing speech I gave from my orchestra pit! The troops are clearly as excited and ready to burn this House of Sin as I am. But I feel like I could push them just a little bit further to REALLY get the Righteous Fury going...

Fractically looking around, I realize what is missing from my rousing speech that other great leaders had...A steed that I can ride while it rears up like in all those paintings we saw before the Sins of Pornography caused the Apocalypse. I don't have a horse but...I know I told Lisa that I would not do this again after she tried to slash my face off last time (I'm sure she didn't do it on purpose, she might be a new werewolf and just doesn't know her own strength yet) but this moment needs something awesome to punctuate our Righteous Fury!

Running to the edge of my Orchestra Pit, I jump! Success!....kind of! I landed on Lisa's back at least but she is bucking a lot more than I would have expected. She seems very unhappy with this but I'm sure she'll forgive me once she sees the awesomeness that this moment will surely be painted in!

"Get this fucker off of me!!! screams Misato in Deathclaw

"Please Lisa! Just.....hold....still......you're........making........my.......moment.....less.........dramatic!"

BOOM!

What the hell was that??!?!

"God damn it! GET OFF OF ME!!! roars Misato as she takes her mini gun out in a desperate attempt to remove the human crawling around on her back. The crowd watching begins running quickly as Misato fires her mini gun wildly, attempting to remove tippy2k2 from her back.

I think Lisa hit someone... I think before finally getting thrown off. Well that didn't go as well as I was hoping but I'm sure the artist can clean up the actual scene a bit for the painting once we destroy this evil land and...wow....my shoulder really hurts. I must have landed weirdly.

Looking down, I realize that I was shot! Lisa must have accidentally shot me in her confusion! I feel like such a dick and she's going to feel super depressed about shooting her best friend! Hey, she's running towards me with her claws out! She must want a hug to apologize! Well come here, of course I forg

Misato let's out all of her building frustration over being called a leathery werewolf and attempted riding. She pounces on tippy2k2 and just slashes out in a rage. All she can see is red as she tears and tears and tears and tears some more at what is quickly becoming just a pile of ripped apart goo on the ground.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Oh wow, look at all that nothing accomplished! 2 more down, and nothing to show for it! Meanwhile, that genius of a killer just keeps one step ahead. The killer doesn't even have his accomplice anymore people, just take it slow and methodically figure out who this likely handsome killer could be.

Everyone wheels on Crimson

...

It was the genius line, wasn't it?

[HEADING=2]I was the killer, spoil sports >.>[/HEADING]

 

[TheMysteriousGX]

And my plan of remaining conspicuously silent pays off.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

And my plan of remaining conspicuously silent pays off.

That and you probably weren't on the spy's list. They invited my lawyer into their cabal, but then he left >.> Meh, it was a risk I was willing to take.

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

Oh wow, look at all that nothing accomplished! 2 more down, and nothing to show for it! Meanwhile, that genius of a killer just keeps one step ahead. The killer doesn't even have his accomplice anymore people, just take it slow and methodically figure out who this likely handsome killer could be.

Everyone wheels on Crimson

...

It was the genius line, wasn't it?

[HEADING=2]I was the killer, spoil sports >.>[/HEADING]

Ha! I was right! Even if the votes didn't get you, at least the arbiter did

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Oh wow, look at all that nothing accomplished! 2 more down, and nothing to show for it! Meanwhile, that genius of a killer just keeps one step ahead. The killer doesn't even have his accomplice anymore people, just take it slow and methodically figure out who this likely handsome killer could be.

Everyone wheels on Crimson

...

It was the genius line, wasn't it?

[HEADING=2]I was the killer, spoil sports >.>[/HEADING]

Ha! I was right! Even if the votes didn't get you, at least the arbiter did

No, the votes got me. Arbiter was just mucking about with Tippy.

 

[TheMysteriousGX]

And my plan of remaining conspicuously silent pays off.

That and you probably weren't on the spy's list. They invited my lawyer into their cabal, but then he left >.> Meh, it was a risk I was willing to take.

Man, I didn't know anything about anything that round.

 

[Wary Wolf]

I had no idea either. That said I'd like to think my BS last cycle about the medic helped determine the killer.

But we all know that it was because of Decap Cent's constant prodding that Crimson needed to die rather than any actual detective work.

Damn I had a whole plot twist involving a love triangle and Misato's head getting blown off coming up. Guess I'll try to finish off my twisted little side story with an exposition dump tomorrow night.

 

[Thunderous Cacophony]

Oh wow, look at all that nothing accomplished! 2 more down, and nothing to show for it! Meanwhile, that genius of a killer just keeps one step ahead. The killer doesn't even have his accomplice anymore people, just take it slow and methodically figure out who this likely handsome killer could be.

Everyone wheels on Crimson

...

It was the genius line, wasn't it?

[HEADING=2]I was the killer, spoil sports >.>[/HEADING]

Ha! I was right! Even if the votes didn't get you, at least the arbiter did

No, the votes got me. Arbiter was just mucking about with Tippy.

I'm taking credit for it anyways. #1 Arbiter, right here.

 

[tippy2k2]

Oh wow, look at all that nothing accomplished! 2 more down, and nothing to show for it! Meanwhile, that genius of a killer just keeps one step ahead. The killer doesn't even have his accomplice anymore people, just take it slow and methodically figure out who this likely handsome killer could be.

Everyone wheels on Crimson

...

It was the genius line, wasn't it?

[HEADING=2]I was the killer, spoil sports >.>[/HEADING]

Ha! I was right! Even if the votes didn't get you, at least the arbiter did

No, the votes got me. Arbiter was just mucking about with Tippy.

I'm taking credit for it anyways. #1 Arbiter, right here

If anyone asks, you were shooting at crimson and accidentally hit me.

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

Oh I missed that entirely rofl. Okay glad to see the voters did the right thing

 

[EvilRoy]

Its a good thing I didn't vote the, there is no way I could assume guilt in someone with such a funky-fresh avatar like that...

 

[gritch]

[HEADING=2]Killer has been executed! SK 81 is over![/HEADING]
To summarize some of those last deaths:
-The Arbiter, Thunderous Cacophony [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.947997-Serial-Killer-81-Post-Apocalypse-Survival-Cycle-4-Voting-Phase?page=7#23953653], used his ability to execute tippy2k2 [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.947997-Serial-Killer-81-Post-Apocalypse-Survival-Cycle-4-Voting-Phase?page=7#23954065]

-The Killer, crimson5pheonix [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.947997-Serial-Killer-81-Post-Apocalypse-Survival-Cycle-4-Voting-Phase?page=7#23954165], was executed, ending round 81 of SK!

Here's a spreadsheet of the voting break down for those of you interested: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B8pVRjUMHjkIdmJLOWo5SDgtbEE/view?usp=sharing

Due to the shortness of this round, I'm going to forgo the usual death post awards

Pardon the delay. It's finals week and I've been helping make an exam for a class. I'll try to draft up a final little story to wrap up what I'm loosely defining as a "plot" for this round this weekend.

 

[Aerosteam]

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

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Since the Killer got executed, it's safe to say that ... I was the Medic that saved you guys. Not only did I manage to save one person, but another in the same round (as in, the Killer got cock-blocked twice when choosing whom to kill) so yea, just a heads up lol.

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I was the reason you died, sadly. After saving two people in one go, the Killer went for you as a third option. I already had you on my list to protect beforehand, so I couldn't add you again for that turn and that made me quite sad.

Well, finding two people who aren't the killer is pretty great

 

[Jux]

And here I was thinking it was Roy

 

[EvilRoy]

And here I was thinking it was Roy

Its usually me, yes.