Serial Killer Game 74: BETRAYAL AT THE CONSORTIA OF EVIL INTENT- Turn Six, Hero Step ( Death Post)

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[HEADING=1] THERE. SOME ONE IS DEAD. HAPPY NOW? THEY HAVE TIL MIDNIGHT EST DEC 15 TO MAKE THEIR DEATH POST. THE REST OF YOU CAN LAUGH NOW...[/HEADING]
 

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Best not be MECHA-STALIN that just got murdered! We can't divine who the killer is via *his* entrails, as he has none.

Although, on second thoughts, splaying oily hydraulics systems, rubber tubing and his nuts and bolts everywhere might give us a clue better than fleshy bits.

Jarlaxle still lives! And he has a Christmas hat now! Hide your daughters.
 

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Armadox said:
[HEADING=1] THERE. SOME ONE IS DEAD. HAPPY NOW? THEY HAVE TIL MIDNIGHT EST DEC 15 TO MAKE THEIR DEATH POST. THE REST OF YOU CAN LAUGH NOW...[/HEADING]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...hmmm, that should make me feel better, but somehow it can't fill the hole inside me. Oh right, I'm dead.

Wary Wolf said:
Jarlaxle still lives! And he has a Christmas hat now! Hide your daughters.
Posting this 'cause reasons. Also, the quality is shit because the original video seems to have disappeared, but it's more about the song anyway.

 

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sky14kemea said:
Well, I aint dead yet.
Secondhand Revenant said:
Well Bad Pouch has good taste because he didn't kill me either
Remember, saying you're not dead will signal to the others that you've probably got a lot of votes on your head, and that is why Bad Pouch didn't pick you. Also, have you learned nothing watching your minions dodge fate, then scream "I'M ALIVE!" to the wind? What happens to them? Ironic death. I rest my case.
 

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Armadox said:
sky14kemea said:
Well, I aint dead yet.
Secondhand Revenant said:
Well Bad Pouch has good taste because he didn't kill me either
Remember, saying you're not dead will signal to the others that you've probably got a lot of votes on your head, and that is why Bad Pouch didn't pick you. Also, have you learned nothing watching your minions dodge fate, then scream "I'M ALIVE!" to the wind? What happens to them? Ironic death. I rest my case.
Maybe Bad Pouch didn't pick me because I am invincible!

(I won't just tempt fate I'll seduce it)
 

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Hermaeus Mora was the Daedric prince of Knowledge, not sneaking around, and as such decided to seek outside help in His quest to bring down the Mastermind. After a long journey through the realms of Oblivion, He happened upon a person who claimed to be able to assist Him.
'I have all sorts of experience killing Villains,' the person said.
'Perfect, that's exactly what I'm after,' Hermaeus Mora replied. 'You're hired.'
'You're a Villain, aren't you?' the person asked, somewhat sneakily.
'I could be considered Evil,' The Daedric Prince agreed. 'I'm a lord of Oblivion.'
'Is your realm of expertise Common Sense?' the person continued.
'Knowledge, but I like to consider myself a jack of all trades,' Hermaeus Mora replied. 'Though apparently not Maths.'
The person nodded thoughtfully. 'You strike me as an intelligent ...ah... being.' He pointed to a cross on the ground a few meters away. 'Would you stand there please?'
'Of course!' Hermaeus Mora said happilly. He floated over to the cross and touched it with His Tentacles. 'Will this do?'
'Perfect,' Bad Pouch said, and pressed a button in his pocket.
'I Should have seen this coming!' The Deadric Prince wailed as a portal sucked him out of the dimension.
'Curses!' he shouted as he awoke, 'My Arch-Nemesis!'


Edit: I was a Dominator, FWIW.
 

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Fractral said:
Hermaeus Mora was the Daedric prince of Knowledge, not sneaking around, and as such decided to seek outside help in His quest to bring down the Mastermind. After a long journey through the realms of Oblivion, He happened upon a person who claimed to be able to assist Him.
'I have all sorts of experience killing Villains,' the person said.
'Perfect, that's exactly what I'm after,' Hermaeus Mora replied. 'You're hired.'
'You're a Villain, aren't you?' the person asked, somewhat sneakily.
'I could be considered Evil,' The Daedric Prince agreed. 'I'm a lord of Oblivion.'
'Is your realm of expertise Common Sense?' the person continued.
'Knowledge, but I like to consider myself a jack of all trades,' Hermaeus Mora replied. 'Though apparently not Maths.'
The person nodded thoughtfully. 'You strike me as an intelligent ...ah... being.' He pointed to a cross on the ground a few meters away. 'Would you stand there please?'
'Of course!' Hermaeus Mora said happilly. He floated over to the cross and touched it with His Tentacles. 'Will this do?'
'Perfect,' Bad Pouch said, and pressed a button in his pocket.
'I Should have seen this coming!' The Deadric Prince wailed as a portal sucked him out of the dimension.
'Curses!' he shouted as he awoke, 'My Arch-Nemesis!'

Alas for being the guy who knows too much, he really didn't know enough!
 

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Fractral said:
Hermaeus Mora was the Daedric prince of Knowledge, not sneaking around, and as such decided to seek outside help in His quest to bring down the Mastermind. After a long journey through the realms of Oblivion, He happened upon a person who claimed to be able to assist Him.
'I have all sorts of experience killing Villains,' the person said.
'Perfect, that's exactly what I'm after,' Hermaeus Mora replied. 'You're hired.'
'You're a Villain, aren't you?' the person asked, somewhat sneakily.
'I could be considered Evil,' The Daedric Prince agreed. 'I'm a lord of Oblivion.'
'Is your realm of expertise Common Sense?' the person continued.
'Knowledge, but I like to consider myself a jack of all trades,' Hermaeus Mora replied. 'Though apparently not Maths.'
The person nodded thoughtfully. 'You strike me as an intelligent ...ah... being.' He pointed to a cross on the ground a few meters away. 'Would you stand there please?'
'Of course!' Hermaeus Mora said happilly. He floated over to the cross and touched it with His Tentacles. 'Will this do?'
'Perfect,' Bad Pouch said, and pressed a button in his pocket.
'I Should have seen this coming!' The Deadric Prince wailed as a portal sucked him out of the dimension.
'Curses!' he shouted as he awoke, 'My Arch-Nemesis!'


Edit: I was a Dominator, FWIW.
Daedric prince? More like DEADRIC prince! HA!

:(

People targeting Daedric princes.
 

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crimson5pheonix said:
Secondhand Revenant said:
@Sheogorath: You mad, bro?
Hey, if you want to be down a couple of ultra powerful beings, that's your prerogative.
No, no, you're the Daedric Prince of madness so... *sigh* my joke is dead
 

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Bah, we cannot read the entrails of a dead/sleeping God!

Still, the great God of the d20 has spoken to us and granted us a fabulous insight!

Vote Snekadid... SEEMS LEGIT!

Then feel crap when we off the hero due to a RNG rather than any actual detective work.
 

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@Sperm Doctors cant get sick:

The overlord hasn't announced it yet, so no. You all right though man? X-mas season gets to me sometimes, or is it more physical?

 

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@WorryWolf: Yeah, I'll be okay. I just have a death cold at the moment, so have have like zero memory or energy, heh.