Serial Killer Game 74: BETRAYAL AT THE CONSORTIA OF EVIL INTENT- Turn Six, Hero Step ( Death Post)

[Headsprouter]

Spoiler: The story of how I died.

This is the story of a little crudely-drawn villain called Headsprouter.

Headsprouter was not very powerful, but for some reason they decided to make him one of the leaders of the Consortia of Evil Intent. Perhaps somebody thought it would be funny. Perhaps, Headsprouter used his power to get there.

Headsprouter's deal was that he had the ability to make others do his bidding. He would use "sprout-waves" to implant little parasites into the brains of people to make them his allies.

While not exactly subtle, the little parasites did the job, until one day, an evil superhero by the name of Bad Pouch was let loose in Consortia.

It was only a matter of time before the bad good guy caught up with Headsprouter. It ended something like this:

So that was that.

I was a controller!

 

[Armadox]

Spoiler: The story of how I died.

In a smear of bits and shame...

[HEADING=1] Bravo. It'll take days for the minions to clean that off the walls. You know the drill. Everyone start attacking each other til someone is dead. Vote or powers have to be in by Dec. 30 a midnight EST. Good Luck. There is not many of you left![/HEADING]

 

[sky14kemea]

*cricket noises*

 

[Wary Wolf]

*Ghostly moaning*

No... Wait, that was just the wind... Passing through the hole in the head of a ghost!

Hey you guys, we're running low on popcorn. Did you want me to get pizza, or should we see if Hermaeus Mora is willing to open the door to the popcorn dimension again?

 

[Armadox]

[HEADING=1] Someone paid with blood. His loot was tossed back onto the pile for the victors. They have til Jan 1st at midnight EST to write a death post.. [/HEADING]

 

[Demagogue]

Spoiler: The Passing of a Legend... Or is it.

Grumbling to himself Sperm toiled away in his lab. The time was almost near to complete his project. He was still short several samples he would have liked, but this Bad Pouch incident had severely skewed his timetables and what he had would have to do.

To most of the other villains he was a disgusting and perverse creature that was mutilating their falling ?comrades? if you could call them that. However, there was a purpose to his plan, and that purpose would now be ready should he come to pass. The DNA sequencing was complete he had taken the best qualities of his acquaintances and now they were combined into one almost perfect villain; Rocket?s Speed, Hippity's rhythm, Pumpkin?s flavor, Pheonix's attitude, along with his own intelligence this surprise should be more than enough for the remaining ?co-workers? and for Bad Pouch... He would have loved to get a sample of Jarlaxle's cunning, and Headsprouter's multi-headiness into the mix as well, but there simply wasn't the time.

As the creature incubated Sperm paced impatiently, writing was on the wall and he knew he wasn't going to survive much longer, not with the target his experiment has made him in the eyes of the others. They didn't understand, they couldn't...

It was a cold evening which was always the worst on the good doctor; he wasn't built for this world?s fluctuating temperatures based off the rocks distance from their star. That wouldn't matter for long though. It all happened in an instant, the perimeter alarms on the lab sounded, and then he was surrounded by flames. The others, the other villains were to be the one to do him in, not even the decency of letting Pouch do it. He glanced over to the incubator... 85% complete... not nearly close enough to be of use to him, but perhaps... perhaps he could save his creation. He worked the controls deftly as if they were simple extensions of his self and the creature lowered down into a sub-basement. It would take longer to finish the process there, but it would hopefully still finish... and he would have his revenge.

I was a corrupter

 

[Godzillarich(aka tf2godz)]

Spoiler: The Passing of a Legend... Or is it.

Grumbling to himself Sperm toiled away in his lab. The time was almost near to complete his project. He was still short several samples he would have liked, but this Bad Pouch incident had severely skewed his timetables and what he had would have to do.

To most of the other villains he was a disgusting and perverse creature that was mutilating their falling ?comrades? if you could call them that. However, there was a purpose to his plan, and that purpose would now be ready should he come to pass. The DNA sequencing was complete he had taken the best qualities of his acquaintances and now they were combined into one almost perfect villain; Rocket?s Speed, Hippity's rhythm, Pumpkin?s flavor, Pheonix's attitude, along with his own intelligence this surprise should be more than enough for the remaining ?co-workers? and for Bad Pouch... He would have loved to get a sample of Jarlaxle's cunning, and Headsprouter's multi-headiness into the mix as well, but there simply wasn't the time.

As the creature incubated Sperm paced impatiently, writing was on the wall and he knew he wasn't going to survive much longer, not with the target his experiment has made him in the eyes of the others. They didn't understand, they couldn't...

It was a cold evening which was always the worst on the good doctor; he wasn't built for this world?s fluctuating temperatures based off the rocks distance from their star. That wouldn't matter for long though. It all happened in an instant, the perimeter alarms on the lab sounded, and then he was surrounded by flames. The others, the other villains were to be the one to do him in, not even the decency of letting Pouch do it. He glanced over to the incubator... 85% complete... not nearly close enough to be of use to him, but perhaps... perhaps he could save his creation. He worked the controls deftly as if they were simple extensions of his self and the creature lowered down into a sub-basement. It would take longer to finish the process there, but it would hopefully still finish... and he would have his revenge.

I was a corrupter

so there ends my mortal enemy. I hated him more than anyone else, but why am I so sad.

...

alright back to science!

 

[Demagogue]

Your day will come Doctor... your day will come.

 

[Wary Wolf]

Alas Dr. Sperm, I could not save you in the end. Well, mostly because I am dead. But I had hoped my actions would save you... Even if I did betray you to Dr. Triceratops...

I mean... Nothing.

 

[Armadox]

[HEADING=1] We're down to 13 living villains out of 21. Seems pretty bleak. We're starting Turn 5 with the Hero Step, Hero and whatever remaining Masterminds can do their thing til Jan. 5 at midnight EST. Pot raised to $6.25 Trillion each. [/HEADING]

 

[Drummodino]

Staying alive, staying alive...

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

[HEADING=1] We're down to 13 living villains out of 21. Seems pretty bleak. We're starting Turn 5 with the Hero Step, Hero and whatever remaining Masterminds can do their thing til Dec. 5 at midnight EST. Pot raised to $6.25 Trillion each. [/HEADING]

They get almost an entire year to act?! Well I'm patient.

 

[Armadox]

[HEADING=1] We're down to 13 living villains out of 21. Seems pretty bleak. We're starting Turn 5 with the Hero Step, Hero and whatever remaining Masterminds can do their thing til Dec. 5 at midnight EST. Pot raised to $6.25 Trillion each. [/HEADING]

They get almost an entire year to act?! Well I'm patient.

Well.. See you guys later. I can get away with that. I'll take it! Ha ha ha..

Ok fine, I corrected the error. Not used to it being a new year yet.

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

[HEADING=1] We're down to 13 living villains out of 21. Seems pretty bleak. We're starting Turn 5 with the Hero Step, Hero and whatever remaining Masterminds can do their thing til Dec. 5 at midnight EST. Pot raised to $6.25 Trillion each. [/HEADING]

They get almost an entire year to act?! Well I'm patient.

Well.. See you guys later. I can get away with that. I'll take it! Ha ha ha..

Ok fine, I corrected the error. Not used to it being a new year yet.

Down with the new year! 2015 for life

 

[Wary Wolf]

An adequate mourning period for Dr Sperm.

 

[snekadid]

An adequate mourning period for Dr Sperm.

But we already flushed his corpse....

 

[Wary Wolf]

An adequate mourning period for Dr Sperm.

But we already flushed his corpse....

I thought you guys wrapped him in tissues and left him to rot in a waste paper basket.

 

[Fractral]

@Wary: How can you even tell without a microscope?

If I'm honest I thought his funeral was a bit of wank anyway.

 

[Demagogue]

I don't think I like where these puns are going... Have some respect for the dead you heathens!! lol

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

[HEADING=1] We're down to 13 living villains out of 21. Seems pretty bleak. We're starting Turn 5 with the Hero Step, Hero and whatever remaining Masterminds can do their thing til Jan. 5 at midnight EST. Pot raised to $6.25 Trillion each. [/HEADING]

Did they do their things?