Serial Killer Round 12: Now with Free Bacon! (The Killer is Dead! New Round will begin shortly!)

[ultimateownage]

@Sky: Whoever's the most regular here should probably update it, all the chat is making it hard for people to see what's going on.

 

[Pm0n3y]

@BT: *box lands in front of me* Huh?! Wha- *get tackled, CQCed, and blown up by Snake*

@Sky: I did it last time, but lately I haven't had much time to be on a computer, so I wouldn't be able to update this time.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

@Pmoney: Take that!

You don't pour grease all over my wall!
*kidney flies in face*
Mmmm!
*eats kidney*

 

[NeoAC]

@Chrome: Yeah, I think I need admit status for the group.

@Sky: You should consider yourself lucky you've never had to hear Lil Wayne then.

@All: All right, Teddy has officially been substituted. Asturiel will come in to replace her for this round. And the messages have been sent! The killer is loose!

 

[The Zango]

*Runs back to his cabin in the woods*

 

[Pm0n3y]

@BT: Hey that kidney was a synthetic! And it wasn't fully paid off! Now the Repomen will come after you!

@Neo: *in BW Megatron's voice* Yessssss. Let us commence the death and carnage!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

OH SHIT!
*Locks self in diamond tower.* No one can get me here...

 

[ultimateownage]

I'm betting I'll be dead by the 8th death, I always am. *hides under the bed*

 

[hopeneverdies]

Sorry I'm a bit late for the start.

@Neo, you'll get admin status in just a moment.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Reinforces Diamond tower with Ruby walls and a ditch full of sapphire spikes and some emerald turrets.* I'm totally fucking safe

 

[NeoAC]

@Hope: Beauty. Anyway I have to go off to Home Hardware for a bit. Have fun guys!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

@Pmoney: *is eating the Repoman*

Im sorry what?

 

[hopeneverdies]

@BT Now the backup team only has 8 people, dammit

Spoiler: The backup

 

[BloodyThoughts]

@Hope: OOO!
I want to eat the delivery boy next!

 

[Asturiel]

*Goes to pants castle*

I didn't leave my fly open did I?...

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Adds garnet machine guns and amythest cannons.* Mwahahahaha.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

@Asturiel: Ba-dum-tish.

@Fury: *nukes it*
Sorry, nothing can ever be nicer than the 1 foot tall brick wall.

 

[The Zango]

@Bt: My cabins nicer, I gotta fire, booze and a banjo. Just what you need to weather a spate of killings

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Diamond is unscathed byt the nuke* It's a 2000ft tall tower made of diamond with outer walls that are 10 feet thick, A nuke won't destroy it, but you do owe me another sapphire spiked pit and emerald wall.

 

[Asturiel]

@Bloody: Thank you thank you I'll be here all week.

*Begins to hum to the chorus of Pantsland* (Ode to pants is constantly playing)