Serial Killer Round 12: Now with Free Bacon! (The Killer is Dead! New Round will begin shortly!)

[Fury Is Me.]

*Pulls up a wad of cash* I still have a shit load left Counter. And I chose gemstones cause they're the hardest substances in the world.

 

[NeoAC]

@CA: I know. He's so cocky but it's a good cocky. The kind that can only come from using Old Spice scented body wash.

I even have an idea to do a parody version of that ad. It's just a matter of how I'm going to film it.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

@CA: "Hello Ladies, look at your man. Now look at me, now back to your man. Now back to me. Now Squint at your man. Now look at me in HD. Fortunatly your man is not me. Because I would have gone into a jealous rage right now with you checking out other men right in front of me."

 

[Fury Is Me.]

@Maddawg: "Hello ladies. Look at your man, now look at me, now look at your cat, you don't have a cat? Go out and buy one and look at it, then look back at me, fortunatly, your cat is not me, but I can prove to you that I'm a better man than your man."

 

[CounterAttack]

@Fury: Or your cat.

 

[Lambi]

I always love the ending.

"I'm on a horse."

As if the other things weren't surprising enough, he's suddenly on a horse. Cracks me up every time.

 

[Schizzy]

@Neo & @CA: I know! It's awesome sauce! What totally blew me away was the fact that is was all taken in one single shot. No cuts. Minimal CG editing.

I love the other Old Spice ads for BO Blocker too. Honestly, if they sold it here, I'd have bought their whole range already This coming from an ad guy.


@Fury: *Awed* You, my friend, have TOO much disposable income. How much does it cost you to fire a burst of emerald bullets?

 

[CounterAttack]

@Schiz: You serious? One shot? Wow... I thought it was just cleverly done.

 

[axle 19]

Wow a newbie didn't die first this time. It's some kind of miracle.

@[user]War[/user]: The penguin alliance will miss you. Awesome death though.

@[user]Lambi[/user]: God I remember when I saw that song, it's still hilarious.

@[user]Asturiel[/user]: Welcome God of pants to the game.

Yeah so I'm back from work and it would appear that my volcano layer has kept me alive... Hello people.

 

[NeoAC]

"Hello ladies, look at your man, now at the ceiling, now look out the window, now at the floor, now look at the monitor. Don't look at me, look at the monitor. I said don't look at me, look at the monitor! Now look at me. You may have noticed that none of those things are me, and you're probably thankful for that. But if we met in person, you might be slightly less repulsed because I use Old Spice scented body wash. Look down, back up, where are you? You're still in your chair watching me. I can't teleport you places, I'm not a magician. But I do magically up my social value by using Old Spice. What's in your hand? I have it. It's a lottery ticket that I won $10 on last week. Look again. The ticket is now a bag of Doritos and a 2L of Pepsi! I can't afford diamonds. If I did, would I play the lottery? Ha ha ha, no. But I will always find a way to afford Old Spice scented body wash so I don't smell like a lady. I'm still on my couch."

Do do do do do de doo do!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

$200000 dollars Schizzy.
And i've spent it all wonderfully.
Did I mention this tower transforms?
SYRCUS CANNON! ACTIVATE!
*2000 foot tall tower of diamond begins to lft up a little and then points straight up, the tip slides over.*
Aim for that gigantic meteorite heading for earth... OPEN FIRE!!!1
*billions of shards of diamonds fly out and completly destroy the meteorite. Then the tower reverts back to normal.*

 

[CounterAttack]

@Neo: I couldn't finish that without laughing... that's pure gold.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

And yes, that's just brilliant Neo! You could do their next commercial!

 

[NeoAC]

@CA, @Fury: Thanks guys. I might have the time to film it tomorrow. And if so, then it will be on youtube.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Don't forget the ridiculous special effects

 

[axle 19]

@[user]Neo[/user]: Canadaman making an Old Spice video? I must see this.

 

[NeoAC]

@Fury: Yeah, my special effects budget consists of the $5 I'm spending on Doritos and Pepsi. That is going to look real impressive.

@Axle: You may see it soon.

 

[Schizzy]

@CA: I kid you not... one single continuous shot. They built a bathroom set hooked to a crane to lift it off the boat set built on a beach, and a rail to slide the actor to the horse saddle. :O

 

[Lost In The Void]

@Neo: I love how you're just known as the Canadian man; I guess with your avatar its almost impossible

 

[Lambi]

@Lost: While I'm not really known as the Icelandic man...
Even though I seem to be the only Icelandic in this game.