MOTHER FUCKERS!!!
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David sat at home, in his little one story, just watching some TV. He was watching Cops when a knock came from his door. He went to answer it, andwas greeted by a familiar face.
"Oh, hey there Lambi. Wassup?" He said.
Lambi pulled out a warrent for arrest. "Sorry Dave, you're under arrest for the murder of War Penguin."
David was taken aback by these words.
"H-How could you think it was me?! I didn't do it!" David said.
"We know it was you David. You've been given the death penalty." Lambi said.
Lambi handcuffed David and walked him back to his car and drove him to the station, where David was euthanised....
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Wasn't me fuckers...