Serial Killer Round 12: Now with Free Bacon! (The Killer is Dead! New Round will begin shortly!)

[War Penguin]

@Neo: Shit, he knows of my secret plan. Perhaps when or if I'm the killer...
What? You're not supposed to listen to this. This is a soliloquy.

@Lambi: Holy crap. I just noticed your entire badge row consists of kittens! That's awesome!

 

[NeoAC]

@WarP: Then I'll do a soliloquy too! Note to self: Use god powers to make Justin Bieber hit puberty already.

 

[CounterAttack]

Canadaman, you've doomed us all. *turns to BLU Heavy* Hey, tons of fun! New mission for you and your team. Find and kill Bieber. Oh, and take this fat sack of lard with you. Might provide a meat shield. *points at the guy Fury invited*

 

[Lambi]

@WarPe: You're the first to notice. And I've had them like that for a few days now...

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Clayton spread out his thighs a little.
"So... What's going on here? We just onna hang out around here?" He cracks open a beer.
"Ahhhh, that's the stuff. Hey David, What's up with you guys? Just sittin around." He said
"No Clay, we're waiting for one of us to be killed by a psycho who happens to be one of us." I say.
"Oh, really? Sounds dangerous." Clay said.
A few hours later, there's 20 beer cans lying around the Jacuzzi and Clay's drunk out of his mind. He wraps his arm around Counter's shoulders.
"So, so uh... what are you, you doin to-uuhhh-to-to-tonight! Yeah, what are you doing tonight?" He said.

 

[CounterAttack]

For starters, I'm killing you so I don't have to put up with you. *shoots him in the head*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Whoa! Hey man! That was my brother!!!!
What were you thinking CA?!

 

[CounterAttack]

I was thinking that he was a waste of space, and we would be better off if he wasn't with the group. I'm actually a little disgusted by your posts.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Blame my bro, he's actually like that.
A drunk... not gay...

 

[NeoAC]

Me damn it you two! The game hasn't even started and you're already killing people?

*revives Clay, but on a deserted island in the Indian Ocean*

Now wait until we start!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"Hello? Somebody? Help me!!!!" Shouts Clay from his island in the middle of the ocean.
Well... You're no fun you guys... My bro just wanted to hang out.

 

[CounterAttack]

@Neo: It was necessary. Plus I'm not really in the mood for having someone I don't like in the jacuzzi with his arm around me. Thankfully I keep a pistol in my cybernetic left arm.

 

[NeoAC]

@CA: When did you lose your left arm?

@Fury: Look at the bright side. I think a crate of vodka washed up on that island. He'll be busy for weeks.

 

[CounterAttack]

@Neo: A sneak attack by a team of pirates. They cut my arm off at the shoulder as a warning to ninjas in New Zealand. Since then an Engie built me a new arm, incorporating a few "special" extras, and I trained to become a ninja to take my revenge.

 

[NeoAC]

@CA: I see.

Any room on this journey of vengeance for a sassy Canadian kid with a quip about everything and a really big gun? I could use something to do while I collect EI.

 

[axle 19]

@[user]CA[/user]:A quest for vengeance, sounds like a good journey. LFG?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I find quests to search and torture to be much more fun Axle....

 

[axle 19]

@[user]Fury[/user]: I've already played the torturer/interrogator in another RP...

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Your torture doesn't hold a candle to mine...
Havee you ever heard of the water dungeon torture?

 

[axle 19]

.........? Waterboarding?