Serial Killer Round 12: Now with Free Bacon! (The Killer is Dead! New Round will begin shortly!)

[The Zango]

@Neo: I want to be killed but not executed. I've got an awesome killed death but no execution.

Edit: This isn't even funny now

 

[ultimateownage]

Wow, this is moving much faster than the other rounds. I feel sorry for sky, she wanted to get the 1000 posts badge, didn't get it, and then every round after that it has had over 1000 posts.

 

[Pm0n3y]

@Big: Agreed. It's easier and fun..er to make a victim death rather than a execution death. There's so much restraint when writing an execution, and that makes it difficult and challenging, while writing a victim death can be so much more awesome, due to the lack of restraint.

@Ownage: Maybe she should host the next round?

 

[The Zango]

I'm sure she'll get it the next round she GMs. After all you guys have me! I've very little to do and buckets of time on my hands, fear my idleness!

@Pm0n3y: Yeah I know! My victim death is an epic sonnet! It has rhymes! My execution is a crappy knock off of the song 'I will survive'. And yes I am trying to be a little different with my deaths, no paragraphs of straight forward writing from me!

 

[ultimateownage]

@Pm0n3y: I find it easier making executions, because I can add dialogue and it doesn't require a fight or something similar, which I am terrible at.

 

[NeoAC]

@Ownage: Thanks for reminding me I have that now.

@Guys: Don't worry about who's GMing the next round, the killer gets first dibs, remember?

 

[ultimateownage]

@Neo: Indeed, being the GM is damn fun.

 

[elementsoul]

Hot oil went flying out of the frying pan and burnt my stomach when I was making pancakes this morning. It hurts like hell even with aloe jell on it.

 

[j1-2themax]

Spoiler: Alas, the medic has fallen.

JP Busybody had just locked the door to his office after a very long day at work when he heard footsteps heading toward him. He looked up to see a familiar face, though he couldn?t attach a name to it just yet. He managed to muster a quick, ?Hey,? before attempting to pass the acquaintance and continue home to feed his cats. The acquaintance just continued walking towards him, but JP wasn?t concerned until he felt a sharp pain in his stomach as the two met in the middle of the walkway. As the stranger fled, JP looked down, saw the very large knife stuck in his gut, and collapsed to the pavement. He tried to crawl his way back towards his office, but deep down, he knew he wasn?t going to make it in time to save himself. As he bled out, he lamented to himself, I knew he was going to come for me sometime. Should have been more careful.

Now, could someone point me in the direction of that JIB? The only other round I've died was the round just before it was implemented.

 

[ultimateownage]

Sad to see you died. Now get over here and eat some chicken! *drags J1 into the J.I.B*

 

[elementsoul]

The medic is down and out. You will be missed as you managed to save people.

 

[The Zango]

And so passes the most effectual medic I've seen in my short time of playing SK. Thanks again for saving me, despite the fact I wanted to die.

*Wipes a tear from his eye*

Enjoy the JIB dear medic!

 

[ultimateownage]

I demand an explanation to why you never tried saving me! D-don't you like me? *cries*

 

[Yorgmiester]

@Killer: Kill me! My death scene will be awesome and make you look like a total badass!

 

[The Zango]

@Killer: Don't kill Yorg before me! The medic is dead, no-one can save me now!

 

[Nukey]

@Killer: Hello!

I feel compelled to drop you a message!

 

[ultimateownage]

@Killer: Tell me who you are! I like knowing.

 

[elementsoul]

The good, the bad, and the ugly is on tv right now.

 

[ultimateownage]

@elementsoul: Meh, I have them all on dvd, better go tell the person who was planning to make a western RP though.

 

[Lost In The Void]

@Ownage: That would be me and I have no time for that