CounterAttack said:I've got a new idea: I want the ability to change my appearance at will, like a Ditto in Pokemon or X-Men's Mystique. I could become anyone I wanted and it would be hilarious. I could do a routine like that Old Spice ad:
Look at me. Take a good look. I'm 6'4", Caucasian with curly brown hair. Look at your hand. Back to me. I'm a foot shorter and my hair's black and straightened. What's over there? Back to me. Now I'm a tiny Japanese girl. Blink. I'm Michael Jackson. Take a glance at your friend. Now back at me. I'm the guy you just looked at. Look down. Look up. I'm your mother.