Serial Killer Round 12: Now with Free Bacon! (The Killer is Dead! New Round will begin shortly!)
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@Lambi: NOOOOOO!!!!!! <:O
If it's any consolation, I didn't vote for you.
@Killer: Kill me! I know too much! [small](and have an awesome death scene)[/small]
If it's any consolation, I didn't vote for you.
@Killer: Kill me! I know too much! [small](and have an awesome death scene)[/small]
@Big: I can make avatars out of mp4's, so if you want one turned into an avatar you can ask me.
@Sky: I have flash, I tried making avatars out of it and failed epically because it doesn't let me save them has a .gif format without drastically reducing their quality.
@Sky: I have flash, I tried making avatars out of it and failed epically because it doesn't let me save them has a .gif format without drastically reducing their quality.
So I?m at my university campus with my friends and there?s a protest about Israel going on. Huge crowd of at least 300 people, some with megaphones, guys waving large flags around shouting for peace and what have you.
The three guys I?m with are called Simon, Matt, and Dlejac. Guess which one has relatives in Israel. So he?s walking with us, and I can tell he?s getting really heated up by seeing this giant mob of people who are basically his mortal enemy.
One of the protesters walks by us and bumps into Dlejac. No idea if it was intentional or not, but he really kicks off and I mean REALLY kicks off. He actually leaps like an animal on the guy and starts smashing the back of his head like a monkey trying to open a tin of Heinz Baked Beans. The only reason no one else has intervened is because of his sheer ferocious fury. I?m talking about motherfucking fist of the north star here. He?s hitting this guy for a good thirty seconds and I?m like, can Dlejack keep this up any longer?
Put yourself in my perspective. You?re walking past a huge mob. Your close friend has just started a fight with one of the mob members. You have a split second to act. Ok, so I freezed due to shock and didn?t do anything. But my other friend Simon grabs
The three guys I?m with are called Simon, Matt, and Dlejac. Guess which one has relatives in Israel. So he?s walking with us, and I can tell he?s getting really heated up by seeing this giant mob of people who are basically his mortal enemy.
One of the protesters walks by us and bumps into Dlejac. No idea if it was intentional or not, but he really kicks off and I mean REALLY kicks off. He actually leaps like an animal on the guy and starts smashing the back of his head like a monkey trying to open a tin of Heinz Baked Beans. The only reason no one else has intervened is because of his sheer ferocious fury. I?m talking about motherfucking fist of the north star here. He?s hitting this guy for a good thirty seconds and I?m like, can Dlejack keep this up any longer?
Put yourself in my perspective. You?re walking past a huge mob. Your close friend has just started a fight with one of the mob members. You have a split second to act. Ok, so I freezed due to shock and didn?t do anything. But my other friend Simon grabs
@Ownage: Nonono, I just draw it in Flash. I make the avatars out of it in Fireworks MX =P
I don't get the Candlejack thing, is it like the Candyman thi
I don't get the Candlejack thing, is it like the Candyman thi
So what's everyone talking about? Fight Club? Yeah, lots of stuff to do in that there Fight Club!
Wait a minute where is everyone? It's like Candlejack has been in here and cleaned the place out!
Anyway, the next victim has been chosen, and the PM has been sent!
Seriously, I don't know what the hel
Wait a minute where is everyone? It's like Candlejack has been in here and cleaned the place out!
Anyway, the next victim has been chosen, and the PM has been sent!
Seriously, I don't know what the hel
He had been wrongly accused. This wouldn't have happened if he would have just stuck his nose out of other people's business. But he just had to go into that alley and get knocked out. He had woken up next to a bloodied knife and one of the victims, Void, lying there, dead. He knew they wouldn't believe he wasn't the killer. He had dashed out of the door and started running. But he knew they'd eventually find him. His fingerprints were on the knife and the doorknob. At least that's where he knew his fingerprints were.
They had found him where he was hiding in a bush while catching his breath. He didn't want to get shot right there, so he surrendered. They took him and now he was on trial.
"Lambi." said the judge in a thundering voice. "You have been found guilty of murder. A murder that connects to the other murders. I have no choice but to find you...guilty!"
"No! It wasn't me! I swear!" Lambi yelled in a panicking voice.
"Tell that to the electric chair!" the judge said. "Take him away!"
"Noooooooooo!" Lambi yelled as he was being dragged away.
They had strapped him to the electric chair and were getting ready to hit the switch. "Any last words?" one of the guards said.
"I'm not guilty." Lambi said in a calm voice. He knew they wouldn't believe him.
"That's what they all say." the guard said before he stepped out of the chamber and gave the signal to hit the switch. One other guard did so and they watched as the electricity took care of Lambi. He twitched and screamed and was obviously in pain. After a few minutes they turned the electric chair off and Lambi sat there, dead in the chair.
They had found him where he was hiding in a bush while catching his breath. He didn't want to get shot right there, so he surrendered. They took him and now he was on trial.
"Lambi." said the judge in a thundering voice. "You have been found guilty of murder. A murder that connects to the other murders. I have no choice but to find you...guilty!"
"No! It wasn't me! I swear!" Lambi yelled in a panicking voice.
"Tell that to the electric chair!" the judge said. "Take him away!"
"Noooooooooo!" Lambi yelled as he was being dragged away.
They had strapped him to the electric chair and were getting ready to hit the switch. "Any last words?" one of the guards said.
"I'm not guilty." Lambi said in a calm voice. He knew they wouldn't believe him.
"That's what they all say." the guard said before he stepped out of the chamber and gave the signal to hit the switch. One other guard did so and they watched as the electricity took care of Lambi. He twitched and screamed and was obviously in pain. After a few minutes they turned the electric chair off and Lambi sat there, dead in the chair.
@Sky@ Wow, I spent a whole year in school using fireworks, and it never crossed my mind to use that. *facepalm*
@Ownage: Silly. =P I used them at school too.
I'm back! Luckily Candlejack let me free so I could come back and tell you guys something impor
I'm back! Luckily Candlejack let me free so I could come back and tell you guys something impor
@Lambi: I wouldn't, but I am the vault tec CEO, so I have to.
@Big: Pretty simple, click open as, then choose video on the drop down menu, then choose a .gif or mp4 file, and then you can edit it. When finished click save for web and devices and you can change a few things around and save it.
@Sky: Candlejack is such an old meme, no one uses it anymo
@Big: Pretty simple, click open as, then choose video on the drop down menu, then choose a .gif or mp4 file, and then you can edit it. When finished click save for web and devices and you can change a few things around and save it.
@Sky: Candlejack is such an old meme, no one uses it anymo
@Big: Yes, it's a dead internet meme, everone always says the word and finishes their sentence. Ha! You thought I was going to say candlejack didn't you? Well fu
@Ownage: I have no idea what it means though, and I'm too suspicious to google it :/ Can someone explain?
@Sky: Explain what? Candlejack? Your right to not google it, because that would link you to encyclopaedia dramatica, that's a ho