Serial Killer Round 12: Now with Free Bacon! (The Killer is Dead! New Round will begin shortly!)

[CounterAttack]

@BT: This one's mine. I had it specially built by a team of BLU Engineers.

@Hope: That was me. And I wouldn't consider Natalie my girlfriend, considering I invited her over from an RP.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

@Fury: I shoot my self in the head every 5 second, do you really think a few nails will hurt me?

@CA: ...
...
Can I come in?!

 

[CounterAttack]

@BT: I guess so...

 

[axle 19]

@[user]BT[/user]: The jacuzzi is fucking awesome *drinks more*

@[user]Neo[/user]: What about food?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

@Axel: Im going to try it now!

@CA: YAY!
*Jumps in*
*water goes red*
*body floats up*
Oh fuck I forgot I can't shoot my self under water or else this will happen....

 

[NeoAC]

@BT: As I would expect it to be.

@Fury: Neil should be able to get them. If not, I have Alan Alda standing by as backup.

@Axle: *Magically conjures up more bacon, and some pie* Huh, I don't know why I didn't think of that sooner.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

@BT: You feel no pain if you blow your brains out cause... you're dead... Having nails hammered into won't kill you, therefore you'll feel it, therefore it will hurt... a LOT..

 

[axle 19]

@[user]BT[/user]: And I'm too drunk to care...

 

[BloodyThoughts]

@Fury: Actually, nothing hurts me anymore. I kinda lost all my senses.

@Axel: As am I.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

@BT: Oh... Well then she'll do it to all your family members! And force you to watch! The mental scars will be so severe!

 

[CounterAttack]

@CA: YAY!
*Jumps in*
*water goes red*
*body floats up*
Oh fuck I forgot I can't shoot my self under water or else this will happen....

Ah, damn. *presses button on console* That should deal with the body. Please don't do that again. I'd hate to have a bloodstain on the wall.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

@Fury: Already killed them.

@CA: Okay I pro-
*shoots self in the head again*
*water is blood red again*

 

[NeoAC]

@BT: So you can't even taste the bacon? *Eats bacon*

 

[axle 19]

@[user]Neo[/user]: Dammit where does everyone keep getting all the bacon?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

@BT:... SHE'LL BLOW UP THE UNIVERSE! You'll havenowhere to go to! You'll wander endlessly in a void of nothingness! Never aging so you'll never die!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

@Neo: Actually I can still taste...
*eats strip bacon*
It is a whole lot better!

@Axel: I snuck some in from the Jib for the few seconds I was there.

@Fury: That is basically my imagination. If I can survive my own mind, I can survive this stuff.

 

[hopeneverdies]

Butcher is right next store axle.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

@BT:... She'll rip out your mind so you can't think or imagine anymore, blow up the universe, heaven, hell, purgatory, and any other religious sanctuary, so that you'll suffer...

 

[NeoAC]

@hope: Plus I'm God of this thread.

*magically conjures Canadian and Mexican bacon platter*.

See? I can just do that now! It rocks!

 

[axle 19]

@[user]Hope[/user]: Hold on be right back. *Returns covered in blood with a sack of freshly cooked bacon*