Serial Killer Round 12: Now with Free Bacon! (The Killer is Dead! New Round will begin shortly!)

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NeoAC

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@Fury: *Shoots fury with heaven gun* No. Bad.

@WarP: Yeah, like I said, spotted this one on Cracked before the Cup and figured "That would be awesome, and current!" So there it is.
 

NeoAC

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@Fury:......your last post in the Crossover RP confuses me...Also when did you get jaws?

Also, I agree. Of all the things you can eat in the JIB, you choose haggis? The hell?
 

axle 19

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@[user]Fury[/user]: Excuse me for a moment... *Forces down vomit with Infinite Keg*
 

NeoAC

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@Fury: Right. Forgot about that for a second.

But still haggis? Eeewwwww!
 

axle 19

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@[user]Fury[/user]: It would seem that I missed the start of a new RP didn't I?
 

Fury Is Me.

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@Axle: Indeed you did, and it's a ggood one too.
@Neo: Eating your brain reminded me of Haggis, the way it looks.
 

NeoAC

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@Axle: That you did. Crossover one. Everyone brought back a character from a previous RP. Me, Fury, CA, and Sky represent the current SK bunch, as well as former members Sporky and the man behind the curtain, Sam G.

@Fury: My brain looks like haggis? Maybe I should cut back on the booze.....
 

CounterAttack

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@Neo: If you post, I probably won't be able to answer sometime soon: dinner. I'll still be online, though.
 

NeoAC

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@Axle: It's pretty full right now, you'll have to shoot Sam a line when you get back.

@CA: Well I should be asleep right now, you people are keeping me awake with all your activity. I've got to be up at 10AM to skype with the other cast guys of the radio show that's starting up on here, and I'm failing miserably at that. Oh well. At this point, it might be best to just go the other way on it. Stay up again. I did sleep in until 5 today.
 

sky14kemea

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I decided to go for an evening walk, I figured it was safe since the killer had just struck. For some reason he never strikes twice in a row..

As I was walking along a nature path, I saw a sign ahead saying '
Code:
Free Pie.
'

"Free pie? Woohoo!" I said innocently, following the sign to a nearby bench. On the bench sat a tasty looking pie and a decorative plate.
As I picked it up, my commen sense started to kick in.

"Wait a minute... No one leaves a pie unconvered out on a nature trail... Unless they're attracting bears!!" I said fearfully, as a roar behind me confirmed my suspicions. A huge black bear started chasing after me, and for some reason I was still holding the pie in my hands.

As I ran further down the trail, I saw more weird signs, saying '
Code:
Murderer!
' and '
Code:
If the shoe fits!
' and '
Code:
Missing dog, please call the number below!
'

"Heey.. I didn't kill anyone! I just really like pie." I protested, as the last sign drew nearer. '
Code:
Sky is a killer!
'

I threw the pie over my shoulder, hoping to distract the bear. Unfortuneatly while I was distracted, I didn't notice the path disappear beneath my feet. I screamed as I fell off a steep cliff into the rough waters below...

T_T I wasn't even on that list someone posted way back. Why meeee!

I was innocent btw :/

Also my bad about the crap, silly writing >_> Writers block is a *****. Amiright?
 

NeoAC

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It thought it was entertaining :p

Yeah, I did say Sky was saved by J1-2 a while back. Way to pay attention people......

Anyway, obviously Sky isn't the killer, so who will be struck down next?
 

sky14kemea

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@Neo: I decided to go for silly, since that's the only thing I can write right now xD

And yeeeeeah! shame on you guys! >:/

(We're cool though... I forgive you all)
 

j1-2themax

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Well, I guess you won't be joining me in the desert section of the JIB, then.

*continues shovelling chocolate chip cookies into his maw*