@Icarion: Now if you were a Pub Club member, you wouldn't have to deal with those horrible things.
Well my phone has a huge crack in the screen, the keyboard is too small for my thumbs, it keeps canceling out my texts halfway through composing them, I miss half my texts because it refuses to make noise, or give me any indication other than the bleeping little red light at the top, and I hate it.
However, I do have my phone upgrade coming in March, so if it can just survive until then, then I will be happy.