Serial Killer Round 21 -- GM is now Lizmichi { Game Over, Man! Game Over! }

[NeoAC]

@element: That's OK, at least you're getting into the Holiday spirit. *spits out pine needles*

 

[SteakHeart]

Augh! Sarge, you hit me with pine needles!

 

[NeoAC]

@Steak: Well next time don't be standing in my spitting range, soldier! That's just basic combat 101 right there!

 

[SteakHeart]

Uh, yessir. I'll go get to the guard tower... *Runs off to the tower, reaching for his AUG*

 

[Tiny116]

*Takes pot shots at rabbits*
*Uses Morse code*
sending one of those up would be mighty appreciated lads!

 

[SteakHeart]

*Misreads code as "My hovercraft is full of eels"*

I don't know what to make of that...

 

[Tiny116]

......
*Shoots hole in Steaks hat*
@Steak:Learn your Morse code

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

ITS ALIENS! THEY"RE SHOOTING OFF PEOPLE'S HATS! ITS THE APOCOLYPSE! I read about it in a book. The hat hungry masses will descend upon human civilization, demanding free hats and other cool stuff. These consumers will pressure us because we're slow but we wont give in. We shall be the Valve that holds back the pressure!

 

[CounterAttack]

@Icarion: Why not just play TF2 if they want hats? =P

 

[Tiny116]

@Icarion: You've made a fatal flaw in that metaphor my friend....Valves release pressure.

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

@CounterStrike They don't have TF2 that's why

@Tiny We will have no release because if we fall they shall overrun us.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

... Icarion. Don't do that.

 

[SteakHeart]

*Grabs hat* Hey! *Picture of a girl and him falls out* Ah, dammit! Now that that a picture of a significant other has been seen, I'm probably gonna die. Stupid tropes...

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Good thing I invested in the Glass cannon and Chivalrous pervert tropes.

 

[SteakHeart]

All I've got is The Engineer, The Smart Guy, and More Dakka. Maybe my trusty Sentries will protect me.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

We can only hope. Oh wait, It says here I've also taken a "Don't you dare pity me" and "Chains of Commanding"

 

[SteakHeart]

Let's hope so. *Picks up a picture* Oh hey, it's an Asian girl. There's another trope likely to get either me or her killed.

 

[Tiny116]

*Switches to long bow*
*charges*
*Shoots*
*Steaks Asian Girl picture is skewered to a nearby tree*
Pay attention, there may be rabid dogs about, or the killer
*Switches back to sniper rifle*

 

[SteakHeart]

Well geez, way to spoil my luck. *Readies sentry guns and AUG* I didn't even know I had a significant other, let alone a hot Asian one...

 

[Tiny116]

*Looks through scope*
you're right she looks not half bad....Pitty about the arrow in the gut XD