Serial Killer Round 21 -- GM is now Lizmichi { Game Over, Man! Game Over! }

[NeoAC]

@WarP: Nooooooooo! Epic battle scene man. Enjoy the JIB in peace.

@element: A Dion Phaneuf stick? I'm surprised it didn't shatter on its first hit.

 

[War Penguin]

@Neo: Thanks. And are you dead, too? I can't remember because I was in Vegas this past month... sorta.
I need someone to let me in the JIB. I lost my keys.

 

[SteakHeart]

@WarPenguin: Ack! I must read it, but at the same time, my attention span is too short to oh look a squirrel!

 

[War Penguin]

@Steak: Squirrel?!? Where? I must see it, too!

 

[SteakHeart]

@WarPenguin: It's chewing on my leg!

 

[War Penguin]

@Steak: Oh crapsicle! It has tasted human flesh and it wants more! Kill it before it goes and hunts for its new food!

 

[SteakHeart]

@WarPenguin: I can't! It's not real!

 

[CounterAttack]

@Steak: There's a post in England Falters that needs your attention.

 

[SteakHeart]

@CA: What a coincidence, I just responded.

 

[War Penguin]

@Steak: Oh... then make it real... and then kill it before it hunts for its new food.

 

[SteakHeart]

@WP: I will! *MAkes it real, snaps its neck*

 

[War Penguin]

@Steak: Yay! We stopped a great evil that could have been stopped before hand if I didn't force it to be real!
Wait...

 

[NeoAC]

@WarP: No somehow I am still alive! Here is the current roster of the JIB residents.

Zirat (1st Murder)
Asturiel (1st Execution)
Sinakus (2nd Murder, Never Here)
ThePoodonkis (2nd Execution)
Lizmichi (3rd Murder, Current GM)
Icarion (3rd Execution)
Schizzy (4th Murder)
Vesuvius Hetlan (4th Execution)
The Zango (5th Murder)
elementsoul (5th Execution)
You (6th Murder)

 

[War Penguin]

@Neo: Ah, thank you. I hope one of those guys will let me in.

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

@WP:You can come on up, I have nothing against you. Wait, did you vote to execute me?

 

[Tiny116]

@Icarion: Now now Icarion, that's all Private and confidential! Besides, the JIB is all about forgiving, forgetting, Being massaged by pretty angel women and stuffing your face XD

 

[NeoAC]

@Tiny: Well put sir. *slow claps* Well put.

 

[Tiny116]

@Neo: *Bows* Why thank you my good man, how goes the hiding? *Taps a few computer keys*

 

[NeoAC]

@Tiny: It goes as well as can be expected. *cowers in box some more* At least I have cable in my hidey-hole.

 

[Tiny116]

@Neo: WHAT My box from round 20 din't have cable! *Grumble*