Serial Killer Round 22: Back to Canadia (The Game is Over! The Killer is Dead!)
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Christian walked into the hall. There was the note, written in Eldritch handwriting.
[HEADING=1]
MILK
EGGS
SUGAR
BACON[/HEADING]
And so on.
He picked the shopping list off of the table, marvelling at how awful his handwriting was. He walked out the door and down the street, whistling. He hardly felt the needle slide into his neck, and was unconscious before he hit the snowbank.
When he woke up, he was duct-taped to a wall, Dexter-style. All he could see was a pillar of light coming from a lamp hanging from the ceiling. A masked, cloaked figure was standing in the corner, holding a small power saw. The killer approached Christian.
"We meet again."
"Again?"
"This has happened before, you know. Perhaps you don't remember it." The killer held the power saw in front of Christian's face. "Maybe a bit of pain will bring it back?"
"What - no! Let me out of here, fucko!"
The killer raised an eyebrow under his/her mask. "Fucko? Who says that?"
"I do!" Christian shouted, struggling against the tape. "What the fuck do you want with me?"
"As if it wasn't obvious!" The killer cackled and flipped a switch on the saw. The blade started to rotate. He/she brought it down on Chris' arm, severing it. The arm fell to the ground, but was stopped by the tape, causing it to stick out at an odd angle. The killer raised the saw again and thrust it into Christian's stomach.
As this was going on, memories of past lives flooded into Chris' mind. He remembered his first neck-snapping death at the hands of SCP-173 and the subsequent deaths. As the killer's saw worked its way through his chest up towards his heart, his last thoughts went through his head.
My God. This will happen again.
The next day, his corpse was found by a passing jogger. His death was reported to the police, and the investigation went on for three weeks. But by the end of that time period, nobody knew who killed him. His death was listed as an act of God.
Shortly afterwards, up in the JIB, Christian's ghost read over the report of his death.
"Well, that's rather dark, isn't it? I mean, usually I'm getting my neck snapped or having some outlandish beast killing me, but with a funny comment or twist at the end." He threw the paper to the side. "Oh, well."
He looked over his shoulder to check for element.
"But I should've saw it coming."
"Excuse me?"
"Oh, dammit."
[HEADING=1]
MILK
EGGS
SUGAR
BACON[/HEADING]
And so on.
He picked the shopping list off of the table, marvelling at how awful his handwriting was. He walked out the door and down the street, whistling. He hardly felt the needle slide into his neck, and was unconscious before he hit the snowbank.
When he woke up, he was duct-taped to a wall, Dexter-style. All he could see was a pillar of light coming from a lamp hanging from the ceiling. A masked, cloaked figure was standing in the corner, holding a small power saw. The killer approached Christian.
"We meet again."
"Again?"
"This has happened before, you know. Perhaps you don't remember it." The killer held the power saw in front of Christian's face. "Maybe a bit of pain will bring it back?"
"What - no! Let me out of here, fucko!"
The killer raised an eyebrow under his/her mask. "Fucko? Who says that?"
"I do!" Christian shouted, struggling against the tape. "What the fuck do you want with me?"
"As if it wasn't obvious!" The killer cackled and flipped a switch on the saw. The blade started to rotate. He/she brought it down on Chris' arm, severing it. The arm fell to the ground, but was stopped by the tape, causing it to stick out at an odd angle. The killer raised the saw again and thrust it into Christian's stomach.
As this was going on, memories of past lives flooded into Chris' mind. He remembered his first neck-snapping death at the hands of SCP-173 and the subsequent deaths. As the killer's saw worked its way through his chest up towards his heart, his last thoughts went through his head.
My God. This will happen again.
The next day, his corpse was found by a passing jogger. His death was reported to the police, and the investigation went on for three weeks. But by the end of that time period, nobody knew who killed him. His death was listed as an act of God.
Shortly afterwards, up in the JIB, Christian's ghost read over the report of his death.
"Well, that's rather dark, isn't it? I mean, usually I'm getting my neck snapped or having some outlandish beast killing me, but with a funny comment or twist at the end." He threw the paper to the side. "Oh, well."
He looked over his shoulder to check for element.
"But I should've saw it coming."
"Excuse me?"
"Oh, dammit."
Anyway, I'm going to a party, so I expect to see my inbox full when I get back!
@Neo/Michi *Watches lightning bolt deflect off random piece of rubber.*
@Steak *kicks you mid flight to JIB into the lightning bolt causing it to turn your ghostly flesh into black charred flesh.* Also, Dexter has never killed someone in his ritual while taping them to a wall. He only tapes them to a table.
@Everyone/steak at the start. Also What the fuck is with you naming me in your death. I know about the supposed "spy" sending out a message saying it was one of the Canadians and they said to vote out Void. Seriously? I mean think about it people. Void was the spy last round and Neo was the killer. The odds of a Canadian getting the killer role this round are insane. Plus how the hell do you narrow the choices down to me and Void? I mean you have three questions. The only way I could see it coming down to just me and Void would be to ask if it was a Canadian. Given two out of the twenty-six players are Canadians that question lacks any real logic to it. Plus any other questions asked would rule one of use out. Seeing as the "Spy" told you to vote the wrong person out last round would you really trust that person. Just saying it could be two people and you're the "Spy" shouldn't mean that everyone should believe that person. On top of that.
If I was the killer this round do you really think I would have waited this long to kill Steak off. It would be to hard to resist the temptation. Wanting to actually kill him in game hs been my second biggest wait as killer. The other one is so I can start reading deaths as I said I wouldn't read one till I was killer back in round eleven or twelve.
The only reason I'm even saying to about this is that I'm having a bad case of writer's block and haven't been able to post in RPs so making a death will be next to impossible right now.
@Steak *kicks you mid flight to JIB into the lightning bolt causing it to turn your ghostly flesh into black charred flesh.* Also, Dexter has never killed someone in his ritual while taping them to a wall. He only tapes them to a table.
@Everyone/steak at the start. Also What the fuck is with you naming me in your death. I know about the supposed "spy" sending out a message saying it was one of the Canadians and they said to vote out Void. Seriously? I mean think about it people. Void was the spy last round and Neo was the killer. The odds of a Canadian getting the killer role this round are insane. Plus how the hell do you narrow the choices down to me and Void? I mean you have three questions. The only way I could see it coming down to just me and Void would be to ask if it was a Canadian. Given two out of the twenty-six players are Canadians that question lacks any real logic to it. Plus any other questions asked would rule one of use out. Seeing as the "Spy" told you to vote the wrong person out last round would you really trust that person. Just saying it could be two people and you're the "Spy" shouldn't mean that everyone should believe that person. On top of that.
If I was the killer this round do you really think I would have waited this long to kill Steak off. It would be to hard to resist the temptation. Wanting to actually kill him in game hs been my second biggest wait as killer. The other one is so I can start reading deaths as I said I wouldn't read one till I was killer back in round eleven or twelve.
The only reason I'm even saying to about this is that I'm having a bad case of writer's block and haven't been able to post in RPs so making a death will be next to impossible right now.
@Element: Uh, element, it's called having fun. I don't hate you. I just know we have a little friendly feud going on, and I thought you'd find it funny. Besides, I didn't say you were the killer. But if you don't want me to do that, I will stop. I promise.
@Steak It has had a tendency in the past to sway people's votes. It almost caused me to get executed and someone else to win as the killer before as it was put in the execution leaving four of us alive. Luckily someone else agreed with me on who the killer was and a coin toss landed in my favour ending the round.