Serial Killer Round 22: Back to Canadia (The Game is Over! The Killer is Dead!)

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Lost In The Void

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Aug 27, 2008
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Bah you people have no stomachs...good death though BT, but ya if the Killer decides to whack me, I hate to see what you're reactions will be...

Anyways he'll go after you guys first, cause he'll be expecting people in fortresses, I just got me a box
 

BloodyThoughts

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@LITV: I know, right?
Toughen up a bit!
When that killer comes, get into a nice boxing stance, and sucker punch that punk out!
WHAM. WHAM.
 

One Seven One

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@Bloodythoughts: Very creepy. >_<
Well done!

Maybe you want to be a carpenter or maybe a guy that makes bird houses.
 

elementsoul

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@LITV I think I've had some pretty gruesome and gory deaths. Let alone my standard punishments for puns.
 

Lost In The Void

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@BT: These youngins not knowing real kills anymore TELL 'EM TO GIT OFF MEH LAWN!

@ES: Ya but everyone knows Canadians are secretly violent fucks, we just hide it behind the polite demeanor
 

BloodyThoughts

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@LITV: And if they don't listen...SHAKE YOUR CANE ANGRILY AT EM. THAT'LL TEACH THEM WHIPPERSNAPPERS!
 

Lost In The Void

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@BT: GOD DAMNED RIGHT; OR I CHASE THE LITTLE BASTARDS DOWN THE STREET UNTIL MY HIP BREAKS

@Neo: Exactly you Eastern Bastard XD
 

BloodyThoughts

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@LITV: And when you heal, YOU TRACK THEM DOWN, BRING THEM TO YOUR HOUSE, AND MAKE THEM MOW YOUR GOD DAMNED LAWN!
 

NeoAC

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[HEADING=2] EXECUTION HAS BEEN CALLED![/HEADING]

Jeez, you guys were all in sync on that one. I don't even need the other 8 outstanding votes. Executed is being PM'd right now.
 

Lost In The Void

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Man when you want a Canadian dead; you go all the way. Anyways you've chosen to kill me, I'll have something up in a few hours since I'm trapped in a history lecture for 3 more hours
 

hopeneverdies

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Several days have passed since you were first accepted back into society. New, nicer clothes, no awful odor, and the chance to no longer be shunned by those around you. The days were uneventful, until you saw a man being dragged away.

"Heh, maybe the police actually managed to end the murders before they became serial," you say to yourself as the man screamed his innocence.

The newspaper's headline the next day simply read "Murderer Executed." You skimmed over it, noting the familiar names like Raven and Michi.

"That's a relief."

You spoke too soon. That night someone else you knew, Frank, was killed in a horrible manner. Nailed to a tree, an awful omen. You felt less safe where you were, everywhere you were after reading that. And you worried that if he or she weren't stopped, you might be targeted next.
~~

I could get used to doing this.
 

Schizzy

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Wimps. Getting nightmares over silly little things like geting nailed alive to a tree.

Back in my days, we'd have eyeballs popped out and turned around so victims could watch us strangle them with their own intestine.

Kids nowadays...
 

Schizzy

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@BT Damn straight! Lemme get my shotgun cane out so we can round up these whippersnappers to repatch my lawn.