Serial Killer Round 22: Back to Canadia (The Game is Over! The Killer is Dead!)

[NeoAC]

@Icarion: Twice the killer has been nailed in the first round. Round 14 saw Sparrow knocked out as the killer in his first appearance in the game on what was really a lucky vote, while Round 19 had axle19 identified as the killer on a combination of questions from Lizmichi and a good guess on the first vote.

@CA: Be calm man. Be calm. We're all friends here.

 

[SteakHeart]

@Element: I see what you did there and I like it. Unless I'm just seeing jokes where there aren't any.

 

[NeoAC]

@element: Oooooh, I'm sorry element, but I believe that's a pun of your own there, isn't it?

*uses lightning bolt to knock element into the sky hanging him long enough for me to bash him with a baseball bat, sending him plummeting back to earth, crashing right on top of Mike Komisarek*

 

[SteakHeart]

@Neo: Hey, its his first time, take it easy on him!

 

[Schizzy]

@element: ARGH!!!

*blink blink*

Hey, you fixed my backpains!

*Suffers slip disc*

AAAAAAAHHHHH!!! Will the pain never end!

 

[elementsoul]

@Neo That wasn't a pun. *Takes your power and strikes you down for not recognizing what a pun is.*

 

[NeoAC]

@element: What? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *tumbles down from JIB, now a mere mortal* Fuck. *looks around* Oh hai, guys! Uh...you all aren't still mad about me killing the whole lot of you are ya?

 

[Lizmichi]

*sneaks up behind Element and shoots him in the head* Looks like the killer got blown away.

*hides in an adamantium bunker*

 

[elementsoul]

@Michi *Uses GM powers to spawn in the bunker behind you.* Not cool. *Impales you with a bass guitar.* You have to indicate the pun that you don't want to be punished for, FTR.

 

[Hman121]

@Lizmichi: Yeah... you gonna die.

*rubs wounds from elementsoul's pun counter-attack*

 

[Lizmichi]

@Element psh is that all you got? Please you've killed Steak in a worse way then that besides *sides steps*

 

[Schizzy]

*Starts raking Neo with his garden rake*

That's for burning my garden... TWICE!

 

[NeoAC]

@Schiz: Ahhhhhhhhh! It burns like a Lethbridge shave! Ahhhhhh!

 

[elementsoul]

@Michi You can't side step a GM attack. That goes beyond god moding. *Summons a battle axe and beheads you sticking you head on a pike. Then I feed your body to a pack of wolverines and respawn your health mid feast and reduce their hunger to zero again which inflicting a paralyzing spell that still allows pain to be felt.*

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

@Regulars:
Do I get a reserve next round? I mean, I've been in it for two. How long do I have to go to get a reserve?

 

[Schizzy]

@Neo: Now, if you stay out of the sun for about a year... yes, a year... and apply this bottle of salve every day on your raw skin... you should have a nice new layer of skin. That'll be 500 bucks for the salve.

By the way, each bottle only lasts a week.

 

[elementsoul]

@Icarion Its the GM's discretion to add people to the list. But two rounds is too few. I'm going to have a talk with some of the regulars about this soon.

 

[NeoAC]

@Schiz: Curse you kitty man! This was your plan all along wasn't it? Bilk me out of my hard stolen earned money! You tricky devil.

@Icarion: Usually I'd say at least 5 rounds of continuous play, which means Steak just qualified in my book.

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

@element:Well, Im not goin anywhere, so I'll get o nteh list soon enough I geuss

 

[Lost In The Void]

I regret to inform you I will not be in the next round due to being on a cruise. Feel free to hate me