Serial Killer Round 23: Snowed in up North (This Round is over, New Round has been started!)

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Laxatives for everyone! Free laxatives! I have to compete with Hman. Dairy products sold by one Hman messing with your bowels? These will fix them right up!
 

Schizzy

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*Floats down with a meat buffet*

Free constipation! Come on right up for a free constipation! Fibre-free diet right here.

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@Icarion: What? I'm filling in a niche market here.
 
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@Schiz:We make good partners. You're like the peanuts at a bar. And Im like the beer. Also, Pink Floyd is so chill, its great.

@Steak:Yay! A customer
 

NeoAC

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Have I told you people you're all insane lately? Because you are. Believe me.
 

SteakHeart

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@Icarion: I wonder... What if I put the laxatives... in the no-fiber meal? Would that, like, make the universe explode or something?
 

Schizzy

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@Neo: Wasn't it a given?

@Ica: I'll set up right next to your store then.

@SH: No. Just your pants.
 
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@Schizzy:I concour with your assessment of Steak's reaction

@Neo:Its not my fault that my damned RP keeps me up until 330 in the morning... I love my RP. LAXATIVES FOR SALE!
 

LunaSocks

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Hey element, can you turn Steak into a fountain like Neo did last round? I need some dipping sauce.
 

Hman121

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@Icarion, Schizzy:
*man hands both of you a laptop w/ webcam streaming from Somalia, Hman is on other end*

Guys, don't cut into my profits! I'm selling for Doctors Without Borders to help out the Somali youth!

*puts a cast on a kid*

You should be ashamed of yourselves!

*kids run up to Hman with a boombox*

Mr. Hman, can we do the dance now?

Of course, kids. 1, 2, 3, 4!

*hip thrusting to "Everybody's Working For The Weekend"
 

NeoAC

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@Hman: I'm sure the pirates are just thrilled with what you're teaching their kids.
 

BloodyThoughts

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@Hman: Well, aren't you just the best role model ever? [/sarcasm]

*See's pirates*