@Icarion, Schizzy:
*man hands both of you a laptop w/ webcam streaming from Somalia, Hman is on other end*
Guys, don't cut into my profits! I'm selling for Doctors Without Borders to help out the Somali youth!
*puts a cast on a kid*
You should be ashamed of yourselves!
*kids run up to Hman with a boombox*
Mr. Hman, can we do the dance now?
Of course, kids. 1, 2, 3, 4!
*hip thrusting to "Everybody's Working For The Weekend"