Serial Killer Round 23: Snowed in up North (This Round is over, New Round has been started!)

[elementsoul]

@Keelz You can't run from god. *Removes your skull from your head and shoves it where the sun don't shine.*

 

[CounterAttack]

@Broken Orange: Why, thank you.

@Lackey Gnome: Snap Keelz's neck every time he respawns. That is the only task I ask of you. Now mush!

@Keelz: I told you, no punning after my death unless I give you permission.

*gnome rushes up to Keelz and kicks him where no man wants to be kicked, then snaps his neck when he falls over*

 

[SkyeNeko]

hmmm... what would the female equivalent of a crotch kick be?

 

[SteakHeart]

@Skye: It's called a **** punt, I think.

 

[SkyeNeko]

@Steak: that was one of the answers i was looking for heres a cookie

but i meant more of what kind of hit would hurt like that for a girl

 

[SteakHeart]

@Skye: *Takes cookie* Hm. I don't know. 'Course, I'm not a girl, so I wouldn't know.

 

[elementsoul]

@Skye Birth. No joke.

 

[NeoAC]

@Steak: I call it compacting the box. Harkens back to the Walmart days.

 

[SkyeNeko]

@element: i doubt you can just will a woman to get pregnant and give birth in the amount of time it takes to kick a guy where the sun dont shine though

 

[elementsoul]

@Skye Sun don't shine = asshole not cock/balls. Additionally my point was that a woman can't be hit and feel the same pain. It takes an average of nine months before a woman can feel it.

 

[SkyeNeko]

@element: really? ive heard it used both ways.

my mum said childbirth was worse for her when she had the anesthetic

 

[Zirat]

*Gets hit with a fish*

Hmm, is it saturday already?

 

[SteakHeart]

@Zirat: Not here. I've got ten more minutes till Saturday comes!

Which makes me wonder. In that brief moment when you hit midnight, is there some kind of "inbetween-days" period where it is no longer Friday, but not yet Saturday? It boggles my mind.

...I need to get back to the Buddha's Infinite Buffet.

 

[NeoAC]

@Steak: I'm surprised it's been this long since I've tasted something from the JIB. I missed those grapes being dropped into my mouth. I'm pretty sure they instantly turned to wine too.

 

[Zirat]

Hmm, well I see it more as an instantaneous change. But I guess there is a brief nanosecond that can be inbetween.

The border of two days... I wonder what happpens at that time =\

 

[LunaSocks]

@Skye: Well the only thing I can think of relating to a crotch-shot equivalency of pain was talked about in this video, by comedian Iliza Shlesinger. She says its an intense pain, so I guess it's the same as a crotch shot.

Spoiler: WARNING: Somewhat mature content lies ahead!

[link]http://comedians.jokes.com/iliza-shlesinger/videos/iliza-shlesinger---snake-in-the-grass[/link]

 

[SteakHeart]

@Zirat: It's a new dimension, I think. Not one of sight, or of sound- but of mind.

...*Takes some rice from a platter in the BIB*

 

[socialtangent]

He/she got CA too?!?

Spoiler: I believe a little mood music is in order

 

[CounterAttack]

@social: For a moment there I was expecting something like Trololo, a Rickroll or Epic Sax Guy... You had me a little scared to open the spoiler. XD

 

[SkyeNeko]

This vote is taking long

i wonder if theres another x way tie...