Serial Killer Round 23: Snowed in up North (This Round is over, New Round has been started!)

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elementsoul

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@Skye I'm 18, 19 in April.

FTR, I don't believe that birthdays should hold significance. Age should be based on the level of maturity of the individual compared to the number of rotations of the Earth around the sun since you came out of your mother's womb.
 

NeoAC

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@element: If that was the case then I'd never be able to drink legally...
 

SkyeNeko

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@Neo: lol. imagine carding someone for maturity.
@element: so... youre getting too mature for this shit? x3
@Schizzy: awww, the loves still young~
 
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@Schizzy:Thats pretty sweet. Sounds like you have a sustainable marrige, you have it all, cakes, kid(s). And a cat. And an awesome group of people you hang out with on the interent...
 

elementsoul

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@SkyeNeko Nope, the three days waiting on votes lasts about two years in GM time. When the game ends I'll be back to normal.
 

LunaSocks

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Casting his vote, Takeshi placed his vote in the small, steel box, and watched as the sixteen others did the same.

"So James, when will we be finding out the results of the vote?" He said, looking at the small TV in the corner of the room, with the picture on the screen being the man named James, the current host of this round of Serial Killer.

"Most likely within the hour, and from my current views of the votes, none of you are doing well." James replied. As everyone looked around the room at each other, they knew one of them was the killer

"Well, I honestly don't know what to think right now," Takeshi said to no one in particular, while gathering up his personal belongings. "My suspicion landed on Raven, and whoever it was gave him the Pair of Aces right before killing him, so I don't trust a single one of ya'" he said, his eyes landing right on Homero, the target of his last vote. "I do believe I will be seeing you all rather soon, so good night!" Takeshi said, slamming the door behind him. If only he knew it would be his last.

As he rounded the corner a few blocks away, he heard a voice behind him.

"Why'd you do it man? Why'd you have to kill those people, and let others take the blame?" The man said. As Takeshi turned around, he recognized the man from just a few minutes ago.

"Huh? What are you talking about Rya-" Takeshi's sentence was cut short by a thick wooden bat, slamming into the back of his skull. Takeshi woke later, not knowing the amount of time that had passed, finding himself in a dark room, with sixteen people surrounding him, all of them with their backs to him.

"What the hell is this? Who are all of yo-... Wait, don't tell me. This is my execution, isn't it?" Takeshi said with anger, then malice in his voice.

"Well, five of us voted for you, and apparently, that was good enough to ensure you dead." Other Ryan said to him, motioning for the fifteen others to turn around.

"Listen, I didn't kill any of them. I swear." Takeshi pleaded with them, knowing that it was to no avail.

"Then how did you know about the Pair of Aces? None of us were able to get to the crime scene before James paid off some cops to get the evidence out of there. You were the only that knew, and that was as good enough as a death sentence." Philip said to him. Takeshi realized he was right- he was the only one of the group who knew about it.

"Listen, I got it out of some cops by buying them some beer and donuts. Is that so wrong?" Takeshi pleaded one last time with the group, knowing it wouldn't help.

"Yes it is. And now you must pay for it!" The group said in unison, one of them drawing out a knife, and stabbing him once in the chest, before passing the knofe to the next person in line. All of them taking one stab then passing on.

At stab nine, Takeshi had died-but they were ordered to kill him this way, and kill him they did-trying to make sure the killer would stay away. But alas, it was to no avail-The killer is alive, and kill he will, for he will not stop, to no avail.

Phew, that was a long session of typing. Yeah, yeah, I got executed. But I was not the killer! He is still amongst you mortals! The five of you that voted for me were wrong-Very wrong! Who ever heard of the new guy getting the job as killer on his first entry into the game?


Also, to the five that voted for me, I unleash all of element's pun-hating wrath on you!
NOTE: I used names from some of your guys' profiles as names in here. If you want me to change it, I'll pull a name out of my ass or something.
 

NeoAC

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@keelz: Well I'm pretty sure I go by Other Other Ryan when not called Neo, but nice death anyway.

Also, you might want to wake up in Indigo, just saying.
 

elementsoul

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[HEADING=1]Keelz is dead and not the killer. Because of your poor judgement the killer will strike again![/HEADING]

@Keelz Rookie being the killer happens more often than you would think.
 

LunaSocks

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@Other Other Other Ryan: I called you Ryan in my posts, and referred to hopeneverdies as Other Ryan.

Also, typing up me waking up in Indigo right now.
 

NeoAC

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@Keelz: Cool, and yes there have been rookie killers fairly often in SK history. There have been rookie killers in Rounds 1 (duh, Lothae), 2 (Neonbob), 7 (Fury Is Me.), 12 (RBMidknight), 13 (Demented Teddy), 14 (Sparrow) and 17 (One Seven One). At a rate of 7/22, or just around 30%, the odds really aren't as bad as you think.
 

SkyeNeko

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@Neo: how many times has a user been killer twice...?

@keelz: noooo not keelz! who will pun for us now?!
 

LunaSocks

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@Neko Don't worry; The Skye's the limit! [sub][sub][sub][sub]Ha-haaaa!!!! I punned her name!!! Take that element! I already be dead, what will you do now????[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]
 

NeoAC

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@Skye: Only twice has there been a repeat killer. First was Sky Classic, although she got her first one when CounterAttack had to leave the game when he was the killer in Round 3, she got chosen randomly of the people left standing and made it to the last two rounds when the remaining survivors awarded her the title. Her second attempt and first start from the get go didn't go near as well, as she was executed in on the fourth try in Round 8.

The second one would be yours truly. I first got my shot in Round 15, but like Sky's last attempt, I got pinned down in Execution Number 4. However, I made my second chance count. In Round 21, I went wire-to-wire, knocking out 23 other players to become the first true winner of Serial Killer, hence my title.

Also, I appear to have been murdered. First time in almost 10 rounds I die of something other than execution. Kind of a nice change actually. Anyway, since I have an essay due in 8 hours, I'm going to have to work on that first, so Canucky-Fried Death will come later in the day, when I don't have to work on an essay.
 

Pm0n3y

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@Element: Thank you for that. I've been waiting for this.

@Keels: *A smoky shadow looms from behind Keels* Foolish boy. Even in death, your puns still haunt us. *Grabs for his neck, lifts him towards the darkened sky* As Michi has done before, I shall take up the temporary mantle of "Pun Destroyer". *Suddenly, the two hover above the Empire State Building* Perish into the void, and begone, lowly plebeian. *The two plunge towards the Radio antenna of the tower, Keels' torso instantly punctured and impaled by the long metal rod as I drag him further down the antenna, his entrails following as we near the base. Reaching the base, I immediately grab both an arm and a leg, viciously ripping him from the antenna, opposite halves of his body in both of my hands. His blood and organs coating both the antenna, and the walls of the building. I glare at the remains of the corpse in disgust before casting it away from the building, leaving it to greet the cold concrete of the street level below.*
 

elementsoul

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[HEADING=1]Since I was waiting on another post I was going to announce that the killer made their choice but Neo's already said that he's the victim in his post... So ya, get those votes in![/HEADING]
 

LunaSocks

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@element/Neo: Holy qwop! This round is going fast! An execution and murder within an hour of each other? This brings a new question to mind: Is this the fastest a round has progressed? Like, from execution to murder?