@Neo: Hey! Don't blame me! I already made my post, it's everyone else who didn't!
@News: Oh sh*t! Quick! Someone get me my box!
@News: Oh sh*t! Quick! Someone get me my box!
Serial Killer Round 31 Game over. New round started.
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Once again, nothing in my inbox.
I don't understand what I'm missing here. There has to be some way to almost guarantee myself a role. Whether there is or not, Auckland Rage is building.
I don't understand what I'm missing here. There has to be some way to almost guarantee myself a role. Whether there is or not, Auckland Rage is building.
@WarP: You get the least amount of the blame.
@CA: Don't feel so bad, I got nothing either. And element's been killer twice in the past 10 rounds now.
@Killer News: I'm getting my fort ready! Where's Midknight? I need a couple of replacement walls.
@CA: Don't feel so bad, I got nothing either. And element's been killer twice in the past 10 rounds now.
@Killer News: I'm getting my fort ready! Where's Midknight? I need a couple of replacement walls.
@Neo: That's not particularly consoling. You've had more action in this game than I will in the next three rounds after this one, I guarantee it.
(Discounting this one 'cause it's already started)
(Discounting this one 'cause it's already started)
I just had a half an hour conversation with my dad about rising civilizations, imitating old civilizations, and the Fallout universe.
... Awesome.
@Neo: Yay! Minimal blame!
... Wait, how much is minimal? 'Cause it could still be a lot.
@CA: Oh, god, you got that problem, too? I get so excited that I get a message then so sad when I find out it's a dud.
EDIT: Oh, and I'm not dead.
...
Yay.
... Awesome.
@Neo: Yay! Minimal blame!
... Wait, how much is minimal? 'Cause it could still be a lot.
@CA: Oh, god, you got that problem, too? I get so excited that I get a message then so sad when I find out it's a dud.
EDIT: Oh, and I'm not dead.
...
Yay.
It was late evening by the time the Fragrance of Mountain Dew finally woke up with a throbbing headache. "Ugh... Damn Schizzy, spiking my Mountain Dew with more Mountain Dew..." He muttered as he opened up the fridge and grabbed yet another bottle of Mountain Dew. It was then he noticed that his house was a little more.... green than usual. He walked outside and quickly realized that he had been inside a giant tower stretching towards the heavens made entirely of empty Mountain Dew bottles. "I.... don't remember finishing the Fortress of Dew. Must've had more than I thought. Well, with this fortress and a Dew in my hand I'd say I'm ready for anything that pesky killer can throw at me."
They were foolish words. No sooner had they left his mouth, he turned and saw a silhouette before him. "Well, well, if it isn't the Fragrance of Mountain Dew... After making such a bold statement, how can you not die?" The figure said with a chuckle.
"And you're such a bold killer, coming after me right after I've woken up and had my first Dew. I'll end your spree before it even begins!" Fragrance replied with a grin as he readied himself for a fight.
The killer threw up his hands in mock surrender and laughed. "Oh nononono! I won't be killing you. That's what I brought HIM for." The killer pointed behind Fragrance as he spoke.
At that moment Fragrance turned and saw his Fortress of Dew crumbling as a mighty explosion destroyed it's foundations. He could do nothing but clench his fists and watch as his true opponent emerged from the smoke and debris. He gasped in shock when he saw that he would be facing.... Himself. The man who stood before him was identical to him in every way, save one key difference. The Fragrance that stood before him was holding holding a bottle of Mello Yello. "Clever killer...." The Fragrance of Mountain Dew growled, "Trying to bring me down with a reference from two rounds ago eh? You forgot one thing though. I said I'd have no choice but to put this abomination down. And that's just what I'm going to do."
The Fragrance of Mello Yello said nothing, he simply grinned and continued to drink his Mello Yello. Waiting for his rival to make the first move. The Fragrance of Mountain Dew returned the grin and finished his own, far superior beverage, and quickly threw the empty bottle at his opponent as hard as he could. The bottle sped through the air at blinding speeds, but was stopped by a Mello Yello bottle traveling at the exact same speed in the other direction. The two bottles crumpled instantly under the incredible force and fell to the ground. Not missing a beat, the two Fragrances ran towards each other immediately afterwards. Fragrance collided with Fragrance in midair and a flurry of blows were exchanged, each one canceling out the blows of the other. It was impossible to tell who was copying who, as if they were both having the exact same thoughts at the same time and acting upon them. The fruitless exchange went on for what felt like hours to the Fragrances, but in reality only took place over a matter of seconds. Finally the two seperated, breathing heavily and plotting their next move. Everything I do gets thrown right back at me... I need to do something that neither of us would ever expect to do. But what would I never do? Besides drink Mello Yello anyway. Damn killer! Why can't he just fight me himself like a man! Suddenly struck with an idea, the Fragrance of Mountain Dew turned to see if the killer was still behind him. Getting rid of the killer might not stop his evil clone, but at least it would stop another reign of terror in Murderville.
That was his second mistake. Almost the instant after turning his back on his opponent, the Fragrance of Mountain Dew felt his spine crunch and intense pain throughout his body. And it burned on top of all that. He collapsed to the ground, howling in pain and managed to roll over to see the Fragrance of Mello Yello standing over him, his fist extended and glistening with some sort of liquid. Realization dawned on the Fragrance of Mountain Dew. "You... You bastard! You poured Mello Yello on your fist! That's why it burned my skin. Dammit... I... I need more Dew..." He was in bad shape and he knew it. He started crawling away, lacking the strength to stand and run. If he just had even a 12 oz. can of Mountain Dew he could turn this fight around. But the Fragrance of Mello Yello wasn't about to let that happen. He pursued his fallen foe relentlessly and delivered a devastating kick to the chest that definitely shattered a few ribs. Pain rocked the Fragrance of Mountain Dew's body as his arms and legs gave out and he collapsed into the rubble. He could hear his rival laughing over him but it was all starting to fade away now.
Then he saw it. That beautiful glimpse of green in the darkness. It seemed so close now that all he had to do was reach out and it would be his. The Fragrance of Mello Yello grew bored of watching his prey squirm and clench his fist for one final blow. A sickening crunch could be heard all throughout the city. The Fragrance of Mello Yello fell backwards, clutching his now broken fist, a look of shock plain on his face as the Fragrance of Mountain Dew slowly stood and finished his Mountain Dew. "Sorry dude... You picked the wrong drink." He said softly as he plunged his fist into his clone's flesh and quickly ripped it out, along with the Fragrance of Mello Yello's still beating heart.
"Do you see now?! I told you all, that I would be the one still standing in the end!" The one true Fragrance bellowed as he stood over the corpse of his clone. His victory cry was quickly silenced as he looked down and saw a knife blade piercing through his body and erupting from his chest. He slowly turned and saw the killers grinning face behind him. Quickly he took a step back and tried to lash out at his killer but his strength had drained along with the blood that carried his precious Mountain Dew. The killer took a moment to savor his kill before walking away.
Shortly afterwards, the citizens of Murderville emerged from their homes to see what all the commotion was about and found the bloody, yet still alive Fragrance of Mountain Dew. "Dew...." He rasped with his final breaths. "I need Dew... It's too late anyway, but I want to die the way I lived." There was Dew scattered all about the area thanks to the explosion that destroyed the Fortress of Dew, and the people were kind enough to get one for him. Fragrance took a long drink and smiled, tears streaming down his face. "That's the stuff... Hope the Dew is half this good in JIB. Dammit... And I had just become a regular too..." He said with a sigh and closed his eyes. They did not open again.
They were foolish words. No sooner had they left his mouth, he turned and saw a silhouette before him. "Well, well, if it isn't the Fragrance of Mountain Dew... After making such a bold statement, how can you not die?" The figure said with a chuckle.
"And you're such a bold killer, coming after me right after I've woken up and had my first Dew. I'll end your spree before it even begins!" Fragrance replied with a grin as he readied himself for a fight.
The killer threw up his hands in mock surrender and laughed. "Oh nononono! I won't be killing you. That's what I brought HIM for." The killer pointed behind Fragrance as he spoke.
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At that moment Fragrance turned and saw his Fortress of Dew crumbling as a mighty explosion destroyed it's foundations. He could do nothing but clench his fists and watch as his true opponent emerged from the smoke and debris. He gasped in shock when he saw that he would be facing.... Himself. The man who stood before him was identical to him in every way, save one key difference. The Fragrance that stood before him was holding holding a bottle of Mello Yello. "Clever killer...." The Fragrance of Mountain Dew growled, "Trying to bring me down with a reference from two rounds ago eh? You forgot one thing though. I said I'd have no choice but to put this abomination down. And that's just what I'm going to do."
The Fragrance of Mello Yello said nothing, he simply grinned and continued to drink his Mello Yello. Waiting for his rival to make the first move. The Fragrance of Mountain Dew returned the grin and finished his own, far superior beverage, and quickly threw the empty bottle at his opponent as hard as he could. The bottle sped through the air at blinding speeds, but was stopped by a Mello Yello bottle traveling at the exact same speed in the other direction. The two bottles crumpled instantly under the incredible force and fell to the ground. Not missing a beat, the two Fragrances ran towards each other immediately afterwards. Fragrance collided with Fragrance in midair and a flurry of blows were exchanged, each one canceling out the blows of the other. It was impossible to tell who was copying who, as if they were both having the exact same thoughts at the same time and acting upon them. The fruitless exchange went on for what felt like hours to the Fragrances, but in reality only took place over a matter of seconds. Finally the two seperated, breathing heavily and plotting their next move. Everything I do gets thrown right back at me... I need to do something that neither of us would ever expect to do. But what would I never do? Besides drink Mello Yello anyway. Damn killer! Why can't he just fight me himself like a man! Suddenly struck with an idea, the Fragrance of Mountain Dew turned to see if the killer was still behind him. Getting rid of the killer might not stop his evil clone, but at least it would stop another reign of terror in Murderville.
That was his second mistake. Almost the instant after turning his back on his opponent, the Fragrance of Mountain Dew felt his spine crunch and intense pain throughout his body. And it burned on top of all that. He collapsed to the ground, howling in pain and managed to roll over to see the Fragrance of Mello Yello standing over him, his fist extended and glistening with some sort of liquid. Realization dawned on the Fragrance of Mountain Dew. "You... You bastard! You poured Mello Yello on your fist! That's why it burned my skin. Dammit... I... I need more Dew..." He was in bad shape and he knew it. He started crawling away, lacking the strength to stand and run. If he just had even a 12 oz. can of Mountain Dew he could turn this fight around. But the Fragrance of Mello Yello wasn't about to let that happen. He pursued his fallen foe relentlessly and delivered a devastating kick to the chest that definitely shattered a few ribs. Pain rocked the Fragrance of Mountain Dew's body as his arms and legs gave out and he collapsed into the rubble. He could hear his rival laughing over him but it was all starting to fade away now.
Then he saw it. That beautiful glimpse of green in the darkness. It seemed so close now that all he had to do was reach out and it would be his. The Fragrance of Mello Yello grew bored of watching his prey squirm and clench his fist for one final blow. A sickening crunch could be heard all throughout the city. The Fragrance of Mello Yello fell backwards, clutching his now broken fist, a look of shock plain on his face as the Fragrance of Mountain Dew slowly stood and finished his Mountain Dew. "Sorry dude... You picked the wrong drink." He said softly as he plunged his fist into his clone's flesh and quickly ripped it out, along with the Fragrance of Mello Yello's still beating heart.
"Do you see now?! I told you all, that I would be the one still standing in the end!" The one true Fragrance bellowed as he stood over the corpse of his clone. His victory cry was quickly silenced as he looked down and saw a knife blade piercing through his body and erupting from his chest. He slowly turned and saw the killers grinning face behind him. Quickly he took a step back and tried to lash out at his killer but his strength had drained along with the blood that carried his precious Mountain Dew. The killer took a moment to savor his kill before walking away.
Shortly afterwards, the citizens of Murderville emerged from their homes to see what all the commotion was about and found the bloody, yet still alive Fragrance of Mountain Dew. "Dew...." He rasped with his final breaths. "I need Dew... It's too late anyway, but I want to die the way I lived." There was Dew scattered all about the area thanks to the explosion that destroyed the Fortress of Dew, and the people were kind enough to get one for him. Fragrance took a long drink and smiled, tears streaming down his face. "That's the stuff... Hope the Dew is half this good in JIB. Dammit... And I had just become a regular too..." He said with a sigh and closed his eyes. They did not open again.
Looks like Fragrance of Mtn Dew couldn't...
*Dons sunglasses*
Do the Dew.
YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
No need to brutally kill me, Element. My shame is punishment enough.
*Dons sunglasses*
Do the Dew.
YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
No need to brutally kill me, Element. My shame is punishment enough.
@War You're a terrible person and if it turns out you're the killer and you got rid of me first just to make that joke then...
*Puts on sunglasses*
This means war.
YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
No need to kill me Element, the killer took care of that for you.
*Puts on sunglasses*
This means war.
YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
No need to kill me Element, the killer took care of that for you.