Serial Killer Round 31 Game over. New round started.

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

*pours some dew on the ground* we'll never forget you. also if were posting puns now than...

What happened when the cow tried to jump over a barbed wire fence? Udder destruction. When I was in the supermarket I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode. I asked, "Are you two an item? "What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.I used to be a nun, but I got expelled because of my dirty habits.I used to be a transplant surgeon, but my heart just wasn't in it.I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong wayI used to be a train driver but I got sidetracked. I used to be a tailor, but found the work to be just so-so. I tried working in a bakery, but was told I wasn't "bread" for it.A guy walks into the psychiatrist's office wearing only Glad Wrap shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."I used to be a hotel clerk, but then I had reservations.What did the toy store sign say? Don't feed the animals. They are already stuffed.

 

[NeoAC]

@Fragrance: Epic death sir, guess you were saving that up, huh? I mean you were a regular and yet this is your first ever death in SK. Very well done.

@element: I'm going to assume that votes are needed now? In which case, I will be sending it now.

 

[Schizzy]

*Pours Yello Mello where Dew fell*

What?

*Writes his vote on a piece of paper with Dew's blood and sends it to the great GM in the sky*

What? I had no pen.

Stop judging me!

 

[Fragrance of Mtn Dew]

@Neo Ah, thanks man! Yeah, I've been holding on to that Fragrance of Mello Yello idea since me and Link were joking about back in Round 28. Glad I finally got to put it to use and that it came out at least somewhat as epic as I had pictured it in my head.

@Schizzy/Gypsy Normally I would invoke some sort of wrath upon you for desecrating my corpse and wasting good Dew respectively but since I'm currently in a paradise of infinite Dew, I'll let it slide.

 

[Schizzy]

@Dew: Very merciful of you my good sir.

*Spills more Yello Mello on Dew's corpse*

On a side note, it was a good death.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

@Dew: Heh, that was epic. You shallst be missed. *salutes while swigging Mountain Dew*

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

@Dew: It really was a great death, I smiled i cried i cheered, It had everything. I hope no one expects something like that from me because they will be really really disappointed, I suck at writing.

 

[Fragrance of Mtn Dew]

@Schizzy Why thank you! But don't keep pushing your luck... Now that I'm dead I can make it rain Mountain Dew on you. FOR ETERNITY.

@XIII Thanks to you as well! If there is one thing I hoped my death would accomplish it would be uniting this thread in the drinking of glorious Dew. So far so good I see.

@Gypsy Well, I'm glad you enjoyed it. I wouldn't worry about writing your death much. From what I've seen, the death I posted is abnormally long, probably because I'd been waiting to post it for a few rounds now and I'm particularly bored tonight. So start planning now, and I'll bet you'll end up with a good death should the need arise.

 

[Link_to_Future]

@Dew: Huzzah!

After the hype of two rounds, your death was just as amazing as I expected it to be.

And the best part is we are finally rid of that "mello yello" fiend. Your sacrifice shall not be forgotten.

*salutes the green fizzy beverage*

 

[Fragrance of Mtn Dew]

@Link Well, I did promise an epic battle. Glad I could deliver. Yes, hopefully now that that crime against Dew is gone the world can finally be at peace. Well, except for that whole serial killer business... But you can't win em all!

 

[Schizzy]

@Dew: Meh. You're not the boss of me.

*Truck full of Coke crashes and tips its entire contents onto Dew's grave*

Not my fault!

 

[Fragrance of Mtn Dew]

@Schizzy *Mountain Dew rains on your head. FOR ETERNITY*

 

[Schizzy]

@Dew: Or at least until you're resurrected. Or elementsoul revokes your seemingly godly powers.

 

[Hman121]

*grabs tankard, stands by Schizzy*

@Dew: Beautifully written death, good sir.

 

[SteakHeart]

@Dew: *Tries to read, attention span too low*

 

[elementsoul]

I'm at work currently so i can't kill the punners at this point in time. I'll have that up in around 7 hours. Anyways to the important things right now.

[HEADING=1]Yes Fragrance of Mtn. Dew was the intended victim. So that means it's time to vote![/HEADING]

 

[Emurlahn]

*Voting*

@Dew: I'd love to join you for a Dew, but none of them in Northern Europe what so ever, so it's slightly hard to do that.
Doing it in the spirit though (pun not intended)

 

[Fragrance of Mtn Dew]

@Schizzy What part of FOR ETERNITY do you not understand?

@Emurlahn Yeah, I know. I spent a month going around Europe a few years ago and I learned that the hard way. It was like my own personal hell. Great place. Just no Dew.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

@Schizzy: What's wrong with my avatar?

@Neo: Herro.

@Penguin: Hiiiiiii~

Killer has struck. Tiem for vote send in nao.

 

[SteakHeart]

@Fury: I'll tell you what's wrong! The bow! Bows are SO out of style. Not that I would know.