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@Omega Love what you did with the place! Too bad it seems to be a cursed fortress now... Sigh. *Puts up a for sale sign in front of the Fortress of Dew*
 

Emurlahn

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@Omega: I agree with Dew, you really made the fortress shine. I would love too see more of it though. Who do I talk to for a show of the house?
 

Mr. Omega

ANTI-LIFE JUSTIFIES MY HATE!
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@Fragrance Awww, thanks. Glad to see the original owner likes it.

@Emurlahn I'll show you around after just one little thing...


*Releases a large storeroom filled with the angry chickens along with the one cage*
GO FORTH MY CHICKENS! RAIN DOWN MY FURIOUS VENGEANCE UPON THESE FOOLS! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...Well they can at least cause a little annoyance. Maybe a funny death. Maybe even actually get around to that "Furious Vengeance" bit if I'm lucky.
 

Emurlahn

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@Omega: That wasn't quite nice. Or, well, your intentions wasn't quite nice. Got me a few days of dinner tough.

@Everybody: Want some roasted chicken?

@Schizzy: Hey, don't you hate Dew? Wouldn't it be natural for you too target the one living in the Fortress of Dew?
 

elementsoul

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[HEADING=1]Yes Mr. Omega was the killers intended target. Now it is time to vote, so get them in![/HEADING]
 

NeoAC

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@FoMD: Yeah, I'll buy that place. Right after I finish closing the deal on the Ramseys' house. (cue old reference that will probably be over the head of everyone born in the 90s).
 

Emurlahn

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@Red: We're on it, we just need to wake up the 13 last people in town!

@Everybody: Pitchforks here, come get one!!
 

Schizzy

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@Emurlahn: Hey! Back off the pitchfork sales! That's my turf!

*Sets up Witch Hunt Hut*

GET YER PITCHFORKS RIGHT HERE! NOW NEW, CROSSBOW THAT SHOOTS TORCHES! GET 'EM WHILE THEY LAST!
 

Schizzy

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@Redlin: That'll be a bag of gold.

If I could interest you in a tub of Zeus' Fire to dip your torches in. It'll burn with the heat of the sun without burning your torches to cinders. Smite thee some witches and murderer with Zeus' Fire!
 

NeoAC

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See I just modified a harpoon gun to shoot pitchforks. Doing my part for the environment and all that.
 

Schizzy

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@Redlin: For your soul, I'd say a truckload of gold. Would you like me to shatter your soul and claim a part of it as payment?

@Hman: I can do better. I can sell you a hip replacement with a concealed weapon. Said weapon shoots micro pitchforks.

I can also upgrade the micro pitchforks with one that have an electric charge that'll shock any witch (or anybody else for that matter) dead in their tracks.

@Neo: Can I interest you in a super duper vulcanised rubber band, forged in the depths of Mount Doom, to replace the one on your harpoon?

Or is it the air-compressed variety? For that, I have a compressed canister of lost souls that's launch your pitchforks at super sonic speeds. Witches will not even hear the pitchforks coming until they pass right through them, before being blow to pieces by the sonic boom.
 

XIII's Number XIV

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*raises hand* I-I'll take one of those pitchforks, please. Oh, and can I get that Zeus attachment? I think this'll cover it... *throws a bag of money at Schizzy*

Hmm...this brown is pretty boring. Does it come in different colors?