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NeoAC

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@Schiz: Air compressed of course. What do you take me for? Your common redneck whaler? I think not sir!
 

CounterAttack

A Writer With Many Faces
Dec 25, 2008
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Schizzy said:
forged in the depths of Mount Doom
What are you doing in New Zealand? I should know about these things...

Oh crap. You're using the merchant idea as a cover to get close to me! I'm next! *barricades self in a fortress, inside a church, inside a mall, inside a giant cube, inside a Minecraft server, and locks all piston gates from the inside before using Mod Power to place bedrock*

Ha. Get to me now.
 

CounterAttack

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@Gypsy: *automated dispenser traps riddle you with arrows before my pack of adorables - er, pet wolves - decapimember you* Get out, right now.
 
Jun 13, 2010
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@Schizzy Shouldn't you be selling umbrellas too? Seems like there's a killing to made there, what with all this RAINDEW MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!

@PotentialBuyers I'll start the bidding on the Fortress of Dew and 10,000 gallons of Mountain Dew since that's about how much I had to drink to get enough empty bottles to make the damn thing.
 

Schizzy

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@XIII: You're in luck! I've got one in shocking pink, the true colour of TERROR.

@Redlin: Ah. I'll take that then and give you store credit. I also happen to have this Pitchfork of Medusa, if you like. It's tines each has a snake take from the very head of Medusa herself. Show this to anyone to stop them STONE COLD!

@Neo: Surely not. Canadians aren't barbarians. I just assumed you were seal clubber.

@CA: Nah, I was in NZ to forge the Rubber Band of Doom... and make a killing... dun dun DUUUUUUNNNNN!!!

@Fragrance: BEGONE foul spirit-purveyor of all things unholy and Mountain Dewey! *Stabs Fragrance with a specially made ghost-pitchfork that injects spirit's Yello Mello into its victims.*
 
Jun 13, 2010
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@Schizzy The Fragrance of Mountain Dew may be dead but Mountain Dew will never diiiiieeeeee *fades away back into JIB*

UPDATE FOR ALL POTENTIAL BUYERS OF THE FORTRESS OF DEW: 20% off for anyone who can get that damn ghost-pitchfork away from Schizzy so I can come back!
 

Schizzy

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Oct 9, 2008
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A can of Coke for anyone who can figure out how to keep Fragrance from coming back!
 

SkyeNeko

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@schizzy: THAT CAN IS MINE

@Dew: COME BACK HERE AND ILL PEEL YOUR GHOSTLY FLESH FROM YOUR FINGERS AND GRIND THE BONES SO YOU CANT HAVE ANYMORE MOUNTAIN DEW
 
Jun 13, 2010
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@Skye If even Death couldn't stop me from drinking Mountain Dew, how could you? Where there's a will there's a way and my will cries out for DEW!!!!
 
Jun 13, 2010
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@Hman Yessssss YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! GLORIOUS DEW FOR ALL!!!! *returns to Murderville in ghost form while Schizzy's distracted, bringing the RainDew back with him*
 
Jun 13, 2010
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@Skye Yeah but now all that's left is the corn syrup. The voice of experience; evaporated Mountain Dew is a ***** to clean up. And now Murderville is covered in it! REVENGE!!! REVENGE!!!!!!