@XIII: You're in luck! I've got one in shocking pink, the true colour of TERROR.
@Redlin: Ah. I'll take that then and give you store credit. I also happen to have this Pitchfork of Medusa, if you like. It's tines each has a snake take from the very head of Medusa herself. Show this to anyone to stop them STONE COLD!
@Neo: Surely not. Canadians aren't barbarians. I just assumed you were seal clubber.
@CA: Nah, I was in NZ to forge the Rubber Band of Doom... and make a killing... dun dun DUUUUUUNNNNN!!!
@Fragrance: BEGONE foul spirit-purveyor of all things unholy and Mountain Dewey! *Stabs Fragrance with a specially made ghost-pitchfork that injects spirit's Yello Mello into its victims.*