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@Skye Well, that's one way to solve the problem....

@Gypsy I'm pretty sure she ends up killing more people than the killer just about every round.
 

SkyeNeko

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@gypsy: *throws ax at*

@13/14: o hai! *attaches parasol to boat* wheeeeee~

@dew: shuttup
>_>
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Redlin5_v1legacy

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@Schizzy: *takes crossbows and a pitchfork*

Thank you for your exceptional service. You'll see me come by again next time a mob forms.
 

Mr. Omega

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@Skye Dammit, Skye! You're gonna drown my chickens! *Commands them Starcraft-style up the stairs*

@gnpzk Good taste in music...
 

Schizzy

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@Skye: *Hands Skye a can of Coke.*

For your services. Plus, I've also sent Neptune on a wild goose-chase. It'll be a long long time before he finds that trident.

@Redlin: A real pleasure. :)
 

Schizzy

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RainDew ends in flood
MURDERVILLE, August 10 ? What should have ended in celebration came to a tragic end for many today.

Unconfirmed reports suggest that the devastation today was caused by none other than Old Man Crazy Cat-man Schizzy, and the recently deceased Dew-addict, Fragrance of Mountain Dew.

In his unending hatred of all things Mountain Dew, Schizzy contracted bounty hunter extraordinaire Skye to permanently rid earth of Fragrance of Mountain Dew. The bounty ? a can of Coke.

The 'exorcism', as some are calling it, had the unfortunate side effect of drying up all the Mountain Dew soaking the town of Murderville.

It was Skye's attempt at goodwill which ultimately ended the lives of all but 21 individual, as she attempted to clean up the town with the Trident. The act had instead flooded the town.

The weapon used was purportedly Neptune's Trident.

It is said that Schizzy stole it and subsequently sold it.

When enquired about it, Schizzy said, "I did not steal it! I just thought that I saw a flying pink elephant behind Neptune one day and told him to look. Next thing I know, his trident was inside my bag when I got home!"

When asked about the sale of the trident, Schizzy was not available for comment as he was promptly hip-thrusted by a catnip armed individual.
 

Hman121

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@Schizzy: Pardon me, did not mean to interrupt the interview

*grabs board, surfs on wave, hip-thrusting all the way*
 

Hman121

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hmm... double post...

*hip thrusting to this*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2jj3YbgX_w
 

elementsoul

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[HEADING=1]I had to Random Smag's vote but I got an execution. Check you inbox![/HEADING]

Seriously the dude sent me a vote for fury is me and never messaged me back when he I pointed out he was already dead.
 

Mr. Omega

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@Steak Not much. I owned a Fortress of Dew for a little bit. Fragrance has been making it rain Mountain Dew for a while. Skye has flooded the city with her magical trident. And I unleashed a horde of angry chickens. You know. Same old, same old.

Wonder who the unlucky shmuck is... *waits to see if my guess is right*
 

NeoAC

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Lizmichi said:
Holy crap I come back and I've missed about 2 rounds already.
Holy shit you come back! I thought you had vanished forever! [sub]Actually no I didn't but still, surprised you're back early.[/sub]
 

Schizzy

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<spoiler= Hurting Bleeding Screaming Dying Blacking out Dead>
After penning* his latest article late into the night, Schizzy wrapped up for the night. He packed up his cats Frosty, Snowy, Jumpy, Frisbee, and Pouncy into his sling bag before heading home from the Murderville Herald's office.

Meow meow meow went his cats as each step jostled the little buggers in his bag.

Meow meow meow they went again to Schizzy's enjoyment. The cats enjoyed these short jaunts with their slave**.

Meow meow mRRROOOWWWWW!!!

The cats darted off into the distance. Never to be seen again by Schizzy.

Because at that moment, a lion, panther, jaguar, cheetah, and tiger set upon him to rip him to shreds faster than he could say, "I though I saw a Puddy Tat."

Nearby, was a large caged van. Inside, Smag. And all he could think was, "Let's see who's a cat lover now, murderer."

*He didn't believe in fancy schmancy electric typewriters
**It is a well known fact that cats never owned because, in reality, they own people.

Stupid Smag and his random vote :p

Sorry, not the best execution story I've written. Lacking sleep and time. Gotta get back to work!