Serial Killer Round 32: And Now for Something Completely the Same... (Game Over, Man!)

[NeoAC]

I'm here Schizzy. And I have to announce that...

[HEADING=1]The next victim has been chosen! Check your Inboxes![/HEADING]

 

[Link_to_Future]

Yay someone new joins me in the buffet!

*steals all the shrimp cocktail and egg rolls*

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

@Link: Hey! i was here first They're mine! *Tackles Link*

 

[Link_to_Future]

@GNPZK: Gah! *throws food everywhere while falling to the ground*

Great...now it's all been spoiled.

*grabs an egg roll and takes a bite*

Well, not completely spoiled. >.>

*begins the nomfest*

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

@Link: *Joins the nomfest* Not like it'll kill us :3

 

[Link_to_Future]

@GNPZK: *stops suddenly with a panicked look* Wait...what about zombie e-coli? Don't those affect ghosts? O_O

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

@Link: I'm already a zombie so i'll be fine, You? You're a goner.

 

[Link_to_Future]

@GNPZK: Well that's reassuring. You have re-instilled confidence within my tired dead bones.

Wait, what happens when a zombie is bitten by another zombie? Shouldn't they turn into...like...a double zombie or a werewolf or something?

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

@Link: That's where zombie babies come from :3

 

[Link_to_Future]

@GNPZK: Are you trying to tell me that the zombie stork isn't real? Next you're going to try and tell me that vampire Santa doesn't come down the chimney to give presents to the good little girls and boys and to devour the souls of the naughty children.

^_^

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

@Link: No, Vampire Santa is real. I should know he's my father O_O

 

[Link_to_Future]

@GNPZK: Wow, this conversation just got simultaneously very awesome and kinda awkward.

Do you...do you think I could get his autograph? :l

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

Nom

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

@Link: Sure but he's gonna need your soul in exchange.

 

[Link_to_Future]

@GNPZK: But right now I've got nothing BUT my soul.

Plus, I'm not one of the naughty children. I don't double post. >.>

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

@Link: Yes but it's the good souls that taste the best.

 

[Schizzy]

I wish I could craft faster, but since I can't... I died. Now you guys can get on with living... and killing each other.

The details of my death will be forthcoming.

 

[sky14kemea]

Nooooooooooooo! Grandpa Schizzy! D;

 

[NeoAC]

[HEADING=1]Yes Grandpa Schizzy is the latest victim of this crazy killer! So start getting those lynching votes in now people![/HEADING]

 

[Link_to_Future]

The killer needs to stop offing active people. >.<