Serial Killer Round 33! Under New, but not at all different, management! All wrapped up

[Link_to_Future]

@GNPZK: I DECLARE IT TO BE BOTH! AND ALSO ATTACK TIME!

*pounces on GNPZK*

:3

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

@Link: *Uses harden*

 

[Link_to_Future]

@GNPZK: Waaaaait... *backs away slowly before turning tail and running off*

 

[Zero_ctrl]

Sort of like this?

 

[Jak23]

I can post again!
I got suspended for a "Low-content post", how dumb is that?

 

[elementsoul]

@Jak23 Not stupid in the slightest. The rule is in place to encourage expansive writing along with prevent threads from being flooded by single word posts. They punish ever single single word post for the same reason I brutally murder everyone that writes a pun.

Now if you want stupid suspensions I got my first probation for telling someone I was going to cut them with a skate in a serial killer thread. I got a probation for 2 weeks for saying that I wasn't going to pirate a game because I weighed out the consequences and didn't want to take the risk. When I appealed I was told that I was asking for someone to recommend me anti virus software to prevent myself from getting any virus so I could pirate the game. I still want to know what mod issued both of those probations. I'd rip them limb from limb in a metaphorical sense.

 

[Link_to_Future]

@Zero: Exactly like that. But with less 'stache. And more dignity.

 

[Jak23]

@element My point is I got SUSPENDED for it, not a warning, SUSPENSION!... How do cut someone with a skate?

 

[Link_to_Future]

@Jak: *looks at your health bar*

Yeah, they start handing out suspensions where you are. The days of warnings have pretty well passed for you.

Spoiler: Also, you cut them with the bladed end.

 

[sky14kemea]

@Jak: *looks at said post* Yeah that is low content. The reason you got a ban for that was 'cause you were on the Probation level. D:

You need to learn to ramble when you can't think of much to type, like I'm doing now It's so very easy, and it takes up lots of space etc.

 

[Jak23]

@sky Oh, I didn't know I was on probation.
@Link Lol, I thought you meant these skates, so you can understand my confusion.

 

[sky14kemea]

@Jak: Sadly I think the probation level is permanent now D: so any punishment in the future would be a suspension as well.

 

[Link_to_Future]

@Jak: Oh, I'm sure you could cut someone with roller skates.

It just takes persistence. >.>

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

The executed has been notified via PM. There was an overwhelming majority for said victim

 

[CounterAttack]

@Icarion: Not to be rude, but why did this take so long? It's been far longer than expected.

 

[SkyeNeko]

@CA: i believe hes in the area that has been hit with a massive snowstorm that knocked out several power lines and therefor internet access. i could be wrong though.

 

[Schizzy]

If you guys let me murder a few survivors, we wouldn't be in this mess... just sayin'.

Random thought: 'Just saying' is probably the most annoying expression ever...

 

[Lost In The Void]

@Jak: Skate cuts are brutal when they happen

 

[SkyeNeko]

@Schizzy: i think theres plenty more candidates for that title. just sayin.

 

[Jak23]

@Lost: commentator: "Please take the camera off him" *camera zooms in* XD