Serial Killer Round 34: Raw, Uncensored & Uncut! (Yet Another Completed Round!)
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@staika: good idea! i'll head to Canada and change my name to Not Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King. We'll meet back here in 15 years with new faces the password is ponies.
@staika: Uh oh, that ain't good. Looks like we'll have to run even more tests. *Nazi accent [small](not german, nazi)[/small]* And you are too late. I have already gone mad with power! >
Nest test!
@Axle:HOLY SH*T!!! I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU!!! I mean, uh... hi! <_<
Nest test!
@Axle:
@WP: I love Demetri Martin he's one of my favorite comedians.
Here's some more funny for no real reason.
Here's some more funny for no real reason.
This round is making me laugh.
I mean, we have at least two pages of conversation between when we caught the killer (who admitted they were the killer in thread) and when we moved on to the next thread.
There's nothing wrong with our current chatty state. It just makes me smile.
On a slightly unrelated note: what exactly are we waiting for at this moment? I can't tell if we are just waiting for a spectacular killer post or if we are deliberating on rules for the next round. Both are valid reasons but I am the kinda person who likes to eliminate ambiguity.
I mean, we have at least two pages of conversation between when we caught the killer (who admitted they were the killer in thread) and when we moved on to the next thread.
There's nothing wrong with our current chatty state. It just makes me smile.
On a slightly unrelated note: what exactly are we waiting for at this moment? I can't tell if we are just waiting for a spectacular killer post or if we are deliberating on rules for the next round. Both are valid reasons but I am the kinda person who likes to eliminate ambiguity.
Damnit I missed the pet talk; now I have no place to post teh pikturz
Man I can kill my spelling in a heartbeat
Man I can kill my spelling in a heartbeat
@Skye: Yeah, I was waiting for Steak to post a death or something. But since we've already declared and confirmed his killer status...
[HEADING=1]Then this round is over![/HEADING]
Kinda wished it was longer though. Maybe I shouldn't have been so fast and efficient in my GMness. But, I digress.
[HEADING=1]Then this round is over![/HEADING]
Kinda wished it was longer though. Maybe I shouldn't have been so fast and efficient in my GMness. But, I digress.
@Jak23 I've been busy but I finally got around to that image pun you made. So without further delay. *Chains up Jak23's feet and connects it to the back of a car. Drives car around the pothole ridden city that is London. Pulls a hard turn that dislodges the chains and send Jak23 through a garage door into an auto shop. Does some handy work with the skin on Jak's face and a wire wheel. Grinds off most of his skull with the grinder on the opposite side of the wire wheel. Drags his heavily damaged body over to the bearing press and exerts several thousand pounds of pressure onto a plate placed over Jak's face until it's crushed flat.*
After delivering the death associated with the crime of making puns, Element returned his evil serial killer dictator basement. He calmly sat down in a chair and started to drink a glass of Johnnie Walker Black Label while reading George Orwell's 1984. There was a slight creek from some entering the basement and Element was delighted at the sound. "So SteakHeart, you finally got your turn as the killer and wanted to take me out as your final death. I can't argue or complain because it's your right within the rules to choose to do so. The only problem for you is that I still control the way I die."
"After all of the pain in which you've caused me for all of those puns. I hate that I can't even issue the slightest amount back with this death. So what method did you choose to die by?"
"Nothing too bad or glorious. You just need to put on the helmet that's on the table beside you and stand on the red 'X'"
Steak turned and put on the pickelhelm and stood on the indicated "X". "So how's this going to wo..." Steak was cut off as Element pressed a button on his chair. Steak was launched through the air before deflecting off the ceiling and headed head first for the top of Element's skull. A loud crack could be heard as the spike on top of the pickelhelm punctured Element's skull killing him instantly. Both body's fell forward off the chair and Steak slowly removed the helmet and stood up.
"You son of a *****. You would choice a method that would crack my fucking skull." Pissed off and angry Steak couldn't even enjoy Element's death as he left the basement.
"After all of the pain in which you've caused me for all of those puns. I hate that I can't even issue the slightest amount back with this death. So what method did you choose to die by?"
"Nothing too bad or glorious. You just need to put on the helmet that's on the table beside you and stand on the red 'X'"
Steak turned and put on the pickelhelm and stood on the indicated "X". "So how's this going to wo..." Steak was cut off as Element pressed a button on his chair. Steak was launched through the air before deflecting off the ceiling and headed head first for the top of Element's skull. A loud crack could be heard as the spike on top of the pickelhelm punctured Element's skull killing him instantly. Both body's fell forward off the chair and Steak slowly removed the helmet and stood up.
"You son of a *****. You would choice a method that would crack my fucking skull." Pissed off and angry Steak couldn't even enjoy Element's death as he left the basement.
@elements death: wat.
and wat.
@everyone else: "Without further ado, it's time to bow down to your new mistress!~"
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and wat.
@everyone else: "Without further ado, it's time to bow down to your new mistress!~"
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