Serial Killer Round 36: Insert Witty One-Liner Here (Game Over)

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Tortilla the Hun

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@staika: Or maybe...maybe it's so big, it consumes time like a certain copyrighted villain consumes planets!!
 

axle 19

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@[user]Counter[/user]: Yo. Did you get the new decks for MTG 2012?
 

CounterAttack

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@axle: Nope. I wouldn't be able to play them anyway: I'm not allowed to install things on this laptop. I did check them out, though, and I do like the look of the W/B Angel/Demon deck... a shame it's not W/B/R so it could have Kaalia of the Vast.

Both deck packs are on my wishlist, but I'm not buying them just yet.
 

axle 19

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@[user]Counter[/user]: I don't like the mono green but Dark Heavens has definitely shot up to one of my favorite decks. I've won something like four of the last six games I've played including one massive come from behind when I had one health. This thing is a fantastic finisher. Desolation Angel
 

staika

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So I go bowling and check mid game and notice I'm dead. I'll get a death written in the morning.

I guess someone just wants to read my amazing deaths :p /joke
 

CounterAttack

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@axle: O.O Dayum... now I wish I was working from my old computer. Still, hopefully I'll get everything back soon.

[HEADING=2]-{ Staika is the first victim of our killer. }-[/HEADING]​

Those who remain standing, please send me your votes through PM or Skype.
 

Schizzy

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Woooooo! Staika's dead! Let's lynch someone now. I love a good lynch. I'll bring the mash potatoes.
 

staika

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So I just got done bowling and I have to say that there is nothing more humiliating than using the little ramp thing to bowl.
 

Nouw

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staika said:
So I just got done bowling and I have to say that there is nothing more humiliating than using the little ramp thing to bowl.
I know how you feel man. Especially when all your friends don't use it >.>
 

staika

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Here's my death, it's been a little rushed out since I have a lot to do at the moment so I'm sorry it couldn't be as epic as I've made it in the past.
I was taking a morning jog when I felt something strange in my head. "The killer has been chosen." I heard a voice in my head say. I didn't pay it too much mind because I was tired. I had been jogging for the last 2 miles so I stopped in the middle of this abandoned country road that I run on when I heard footsteps.

I looked over to see a man in a large trench coat and had his face covered. "Hello sir, I am the killer." The man said in a light tone. "You're the killer?" I asked a little puzzled. "Yes and I'm here to kill you." He said while pulling out a water pistol and used it to spray water on me. "Oh I'm sorry wrong gun, I use this against clowns. Everyone knows that a clowns mortal weakness is water from a water pistol." The killer said in a completely serious tone. "So I'm just going to...." I started to say until I was interrupted. "Wait a second. Just because I sprayed you with my water pistol doesn't mean I don't have my real gun. I'll tell you what I'll give you a 30 second head start until I kill you. So you better get a move on." The killer said while rummaging through his coat.

I took this opportunity and looked around and noticed that there were no places to hide except for this barn in the distance. I ran at full speed towards the barn and was able to make it to the barn before the killer started shooting at me. As I walked into the barn I noticed that all the animals were looking at me creepily. I tried to not pay it any attention as I tried to find a hiding spot but I couldn't find one. "Oh my, it looks like you're out of options." The killer said. I looked back but did not see him, I looked around and noticed he was nowhere to be seen.

I then saw a shadow of the killer on the door to the barn. I didn't have anywhere to go so all I could do was wait for the killer. My heart started to beat faster as the door open and the killer walked in. "Well well well, you chose the wrong place to run to. Now you're trapped and at my mercy and I assure you I have the right gun this time." The killer said pulling out his pistol. "Now any last words before I kill you?" The killer asked pointing the gun at my head. "I do, why did you have the water pistol in the middle of the country?" I asked before getting shot in the head. "Now now now that wasn't a valid question." The killer said as he walked away.

Edit: after feedback that my story was too confusing I changed the last paragraph into something more suitable. But for now I need to sleep.
 

staika

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@Skye: I was rushed and I wrote that in about 20 minutes. I had to deal with someone who is doing the dry wall for our bathroom so I really didn't have a lot of time :p