Serial Killer Round 36: Insert Witty One-Liner Here (Game Over)

[staika]

@CA: I usually go to bed at 1:00 AM and I usually wake up around 8:00 AM so I never sleep my mornings away

 

[CounterAttack]

@RaNDM: I don't have an alarm clock to throw out. I simply wake up anywhere between 5:30 AM and 6 AM, lie in bed for a good hour or so and get up at 7. It's just the way I work.

 

[RaNDM G]

Well, aren't you special?

 

[Lost In The Void]

@CA: I go to bed at the same time you wake up, I use my mornings just a different part of them XD

 

[ShindoL Shill]

well... i may as well jump in[footnote]not in bed with you. unless you're cool with that.[/footnote]!

i do the same as CA only later and less. i wake up at 7 and lie for half an hour.
then have a massive wa-
uh...
i sense i should stop.

 

[Nouw]

@staika:You're god amongst men man, I wish I could do that.

 

[staika]

@Nouw: well thank you but I don't feel very godly right now. This is the first time I've worked in about 2 weeks and right when I get in I run out of one dollar bills. So now the craziness begins because its crazy busy and people need change >.>

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Trilby: I'm going to assume you were about to say "watermelon slice"...

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Morty uh... yeah, go with that.
believe whatever lie you want.

 

[Schizzy]

I sleep when many of you are awake, and awake when you're asleep.

I'm the thing that goes bump in the night... unless you're a Aussie or Kiwi, then I go bump in the late afternoon.

 

[TheIronRuler]

@schizzy what DOES 'go bump' means?

 

[CounterAttack]

[HEADING=2]We have a majority vote: I am PMing the executed now.[/HEADING]​

 

[Schizzy]

The suspense! I await at my inbox with bated breath...

Hang on... I'm already dead!

Yay! More friends in the JIB!



@Iron: Bump is a synonym for knock. So to go bump it make a knocking noise.

But in this case, it's the imagined things that frighten you. It's part of an idiom, "Things that goes bump in the night."

 

[Schizzy]

EDIT: Sorry for the double post!

 

[TheIronRuler]

@Schizzy, Oh yes, Sam B.

 

[staika]

Hooray more death!

@Schizzy: so it was you making that noise at night, it makes it hard to sleep ya know

 

[Schizzy]

I can't help it. I'm half a world away! The sun can't shine in both places at the same time!

 

[staika]

@Schizzy: then I will create a second sun! Nothing can go wrong with this idea!

 

[Schizzy]

@staika: Wow! That's a great idea. Absolutely NOTHING will go wrong with that!

 

[staika]

@Schizzy: I know! There is absolutely no way that the two suns will collide and destroy everything in the immediate area.