Serial Killer Round 36: Insert Witty One-Liner Here (Game Over)

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NeoAC

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@Skye: No reason. Had to chainsaw someone to prove I had one.
 

CounterAttack

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@RaN: Yeah... we have a house rule on things like Horatio Caine puns and 'arrow in the knee' jokes. Simply put, they're more or less banned due to unpopular demand.
 

Link_to_Future

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@CA: Yeah, saying those sorts of things will get you banished to a punnery faster than if Ophelia tried to write comedy.

Wait...

*hopes that Hamlet reference mitigates error in judgement*
 

Moros

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Another round to show off my lurker powers

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[small]Always watching[/small]
 

RaNDM G

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@Count It's not like the game started yet.

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: How does what I wrote have anything to do with CSI: Miami, The Who, and Skyrim?

RaNDM G said:
You spilled the salt.

@Skye is hit with an incredible stroke of bad luck.
Is it because it's sea salt and Miami is on the beach? I don't see the connection here.

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Link_to_Future said:
@CA: Yeah, saying those sorts of things will get you banished to a punnery faster than if Ophelia tried to write comedy.

Wait...
Damn you Shakespeare.

[small]Ophelia, my love...[/small]

[small]... Why? D ':[/small]
 

staika

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I periodically wake up in the middle of the night and see you guys are already a page and a half into the game. Why does everything happen when I sleep D:<

Number incoming and then more sleep.
 

staika

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And now I can't fall asleep again!!! I blame having to sleep on my back and gypsy it must be his fault.
*throws apple at gypsy's head*
 

Link_to_Future

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@RaN: I think it was more because you noted sunglasses...even if there wasn't really a pun there. They get pretty...violent...when it comes to even hinting at puns. Even tangentially.
 

RaNDM G

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@Link [small]Tan... Tangential...[/small]

Bah! Don't use your fancy linguistics to muddle the issue!
 

RaNDM G

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Cleril was just permabanned. It is very hard to contain my rage at this point.
 

staika

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@Link: not anymore!
*hands link an acorn*
Now you can have a huge tree.......... In about 20-30 years, however long it takes for the tree to grow :p
 

Link_to_Future

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@staika: Yay! Now I something to look forward to finally! ^_^

@RaN: Well dammit...that's the end of that.

Guess it isn't that surprising...he was one strike away from the ban hammer before I even met him. Even still, it sucks to think that he got banned for accusing someone of trolling. I would consider that a pretty minor offense for someone who wasn't walking so close to the danger zone. >.<

*schemes to fill power vacuum*
 

staika

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@link: you should know that I got the acorn off of a shady looking homeless man who told me the acorns were taking over the world. He seemed like a trustworthy character :p
 

Link_to_Future

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@staika: Well heck, lets get in on the ground floor of this thing.

*starts planting acorns everywhere*

@iTunesStore: You know, I do my best to be a good citizen and a fair consumer. I buy all of my music legitimately so I can support the artists that really need it while broadening my horizons.

So please tell me this Mr. Store. Why are about half the files on my latest album broken? They play until about half-way through and then they just skip to the next song. I cannot enjoy the product that I paid for to its fullest and I'm just a touch irate about it.

/venting
 

staika

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@Link: I wonder what it will grow into!?
*waters acorn with a lot of water*

Side note: since I can't make it up the stairs for a few days I have to sleep in the living room. Nothing and I repeat nothing is creepier than sleeping right near a huge window that anybody can look into.
 

RaNDM G

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@staika I have had a commemorative plate from the Wizard of Oz displayed on my wall since I was six. Margaret Hamilton's green hawklike face stares into my soul every night.

[small]Oh God, she's looking at me right now.[/small]

@Link Shit happens. Maybe we can message him and see if he wants one of us to take over.

On to your iTunes problem. Did you buy retail or digital?
 

Link_to_Future

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@RaN: Digital. It would be really hard to find this album in any of my local record stores and I'm not patient enough for snail-mail.

I've already put in an inquiry with Support. Hopefully they can just look at their records and tell that I'm not trying to scam them or anything. I think that if I could just try downloading the files again that the issue would work itself out.

And with the Cleril thing...it would be worth seeing if someone could either figure out a way to continue this adventure or just take over the name and start a new one. Both options would have their merits

@staika: Yeah, we have that same sort of thing in our living room. I still sleep there all the time though because I'm fearless.

Especially at 3 AM on a Saturday...I'm doubly fearless then. >.>